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Haha - Shart-on gets the book thrown at him again. He really does suit that grimy pustule of a club down to the ground, the scummy Scouse twunt of a Gastard.

Haha, I did chuckle at the “promised to bring their entire first-team squad” - what a draw! ? MTFC have a nicer ground than the Scum, too.

Thank fork they didn’t make the playoffs - the last two times Millwall have lost second tier playoff semifinals (Derby, 1994), Birmingham (2002) has seen some of the worst disorder in an around a football ground since the bad old days of the 70s and 80s. And yes; I’m aware we are no angels on this front either, but we are nowhere near as bad as MFC.

You could always count on a bumper support for big games but without checking I’d imagine you’d have to go back a long, long way for when we were averaging 20k plus regularly like have done the past few seasons. Wind the clock back 25 years and our promotion season under Ward only saw us average around 12,000 - and that was the best in the division that year. We’ve definitely expanded our fan base - and you can hardly call those Johnny-come-latelys glory hunters ?

“eVERYONE lOVES uS!”

Well, another season of Gap Minding beckons. All in all it’s been another nine months of gifts being given, and their absolute **** of a manager just makes hating them all the more enjoyable. Looking forward to resuming the mockery in August. Til then, Scum, see you next seas-oh, wrong. Again.

I know this word is overused, but Barton is pure scum. Hypocrite. Good work Agent Leahy, you must be a secret Ted! ?

5/3/14 (Sorry, force of habit!) Ah, the memories. I was at my son’s own football match and was doing a jig on the touchline when the FT score was confirmed; the other parents were asking “was that your son who just scored?” To which I replied nope, the Gash had just been relegated to the non-leagues, to universal American perplexity. Little did we know that afternoon the fun was just beginning; the scenes on the pitch at the Pisspoorial afterwards, their pathetic attempts during the summer to get their relegation overturned (“wYCOMBE aRE cHEATS!”), hilarious defeats to such colossi of the game as Altrincham, Bath and Braintree (with their ********* embarrassingly causing trouble at the latter), and meanwhile we lay the ghost of 1990 and - the ultimate bit of trolling - picking up the EFL Trophy while they were out of the EFL. Absolutely, completely, utterly, ruddy marvellous.

Rag Ass Rovers duly dispatched. ?

???? Or, celebrated like they’d just beaten a team that is managed and supported by complete classless winkers…

Cotts 2 C***s 1 On the Second of May too. ? Oh, and hap-happy early Sir Colin Daniel Day everybody!

I must confess it took me a minute to twig and I’m au fait with the subject matter, it was disguised enough - “Love dad”- that it had the surface appearance of an innocent message. Look at all the ludicrous things Chris Morris has hoodwinked celebs into saying on camera - Lineker and “BALTIMORA”, Noel Edmonds about a made-up drug that impacts an area of the brain called “Shatner’s Bassoon.” I also recall an incident where a hapless young girl who worked in a sports shop was harangued for making up a Man U shirt with a grossly offensive anti-Liverpool slogan on the back, even though she had no idea what it referred to. The amount of people who seem to genuinely believe this was a deliberate act by the club (“What do you expect from slave central City?” ?) Absolutely barking. Seen a few Rangers fans and NI Prods too saying we are now their second team which doesn’t help put out the fire. Apology issued, learn from it. Hopefully find and ban whoever sent it (if they even are a City fan). Move along.

Storm. Teacup. Etc.

The key there is “young enough not to know”. I wondered why people from the Emerald Isle were suddenly taking an interest in our Facebook page and demanding contrition from the club. Whoever sent that in, and sadly they’re probably untraceable - is a chromium-plated arse, but before people let their outrage adrenaline take over do you really think who is responsible for publishing these thought for a split second it was anything other than authentic. Undoubtedly an intern or junior member of staff (you’ve seen the salaries posted on here for back room staff) who would struggle to point out Cumbria on a map, let alone be au fait with murderous figures from the troubles. Plus, Michael Stone is a fairly common name - perhaps if it was “Mad Dog” Johnny Adair you could expect a little more nous. Doubtless the club will issue a full apology - remember we couldn’t even have a Tifo display of our national flag versus the Bogsmashing Blueturds for fear of causing offence - but I resent the insinuation this is some deliberate bigoted message from the club and we are a seat of anti-Catholic hatred a la Ibrox. I wonder if those from across the water complaining had the same sense of revulsion when fans of Shelbourne or whatever tinpot Club that was were singing “Lizzie’s in a box”? (Regardless of your views on the Monarchy - deliberately intended to cause maximum offence). Absolutely shouldn’t have happened but was written in such a way it could all too easily have slipped through the net.

Ah, OK. I hadn’t seen it and it popped up unsolicited. So didn’t realise it was old. As you were, back to mocking their paltry backing at Plymuff. ?

Jeeeeesus, one of the away day pages on Instagram just popped up for me with a photo of a Fewer holding a Scum flag outside the entrance to a certain Polish monument to 20th Century genocide. Not going to post it, as it’s deeply offensive (and that’s just the poxy flag) but who the Hell would visit that place and pose for a picture with a bloody football flag? Poor taste doesn’t even begin to cover it.

That figure almost defies belief. It is a derby - In the same geographic region, ie what the rest of the country considers populated by “Oo-arrr” cider-swilling buck toothed inbreeds who have unnaturally close relationship with their livestock and crunch carrots (I resemble that remark, although never cared for raw carrots…), and more importantly there is a fair bit of rivalry between the clubs. It’s the rivalry, plus the fact they could actually throw a serious spanner in the PAFC promotion works (unlikely, but there are always ridiculous results at this stage of the season) that makes that number of tickets sold almost defy belief. Be interested to see how many actually do end up going. Anything under 1000 and they deserve shedloads of abuse considering how they’re always pouncing on games up north where we have small travelling contingents. Nothing comparable with Port Vale aside from the fact Snakey now plays for them. Plus given the regional slant it (Home Park) somehow “feels” a lot closer anyway.

This précis of the season needs revision:- The Gash have cemented their status as the most hated team in League One, as their vile excuse for a manager has made disparaging remarks about every one of their opponents this season, usually resulting in said opponents raising their game to pound his rubbish bunch of cloggers into mincemeat.

The Boca comparison is fitting. One play at a stadium called “The Chocolate Box” and the other were once sponsored by “Snack Box”. Yes, I’m certainly “twitchy” that they might be leaving the Pisspoorial for a new stadium that will be too big for them and likely have swathes of empty seats every home game. ?

Plymouth away next for the Rent Boys. I dislike Argyle intensely (the feeling’s mutual, they hate both Bristol clubs) and hope they make a hash of promotion, but of course I want them to annihilate the Gastards - which I suspect they will on today’s evidence.

As do I. Get stuffed Wrectum; why does everyone think this is some sort of rags to riches story a la Oxford or Wimbledon. Just another rich man’s plaything. I find the media fawning all over that club nauseating.

How did you get access to Joey’s office?

Snakey 2 Stadium Plans Shaky 0

Nice transition from Flint to Skinflint. Or should that be Flint to Skint?

“…and the Oscar for football’s C***iest Chairman goes to…THE WAEL!”