WessexPest

15,000 seats for you max, I reckon. Then at least we will get a decent allocation again like back in the Beastvile days if you ever get good enough to play us again.

…I wonder what his French accent was like?!?

Eric Morecambe was a fervent football fan, becoming a director of Luton Town Football Club, where a Lounge is still named after him. He said of Luton Town, "We do a lap of honour when we get a corner." Getting a corner? Lounges? These big clubs just show off against the Gash.

No BellEnd in nets today so can only assume none of Morecambe’s goals were headers from outside the penalty area.

Lancashire Hotpots 5-1 Merseyside Tosspot

Dispatched Baggies and Deluded Saggies.

Excellent performance and brilliant atmosphere from City fans - what a difference in all respects since we last played WBA almost exactly a month ago. On the Scrump tonight mind. ?

The best Saturday to be a City fan since we won 3-0 at Millwall in the cup a few years back and Snakey got two against the Scum. luverly stuff.

I know; I found that club statement extremely bizarre - “while we understand emotions were running high”. Embarrassing, that. I also see some cretin in the comments complaining about the sentence being too harsh. No doubt a Gastard, giving it wHY dONT yOU pUNISH rEAL cRIMINALS?!? ?

12,000 sHEEDS in the ground v Mansfield.

BellEndShaw’s main weakness is headers from outside the penalty box.

Trumpton wasn’t a happy hunting ground for us although the final visit there evokes fond memories when our fourth goes in and the commentator says “the Rovers fans are leaving in droves”. But then you decamped to the Pisspoorial Mound and we won there three times in a calendar year.

Yeah, maybe he can staff Santa’s Grotto. Chanting Judas is very different from physically attacking someone. The way some of your “fans” have treated this chap for instance for going to a much bigger club. Disagree, if we were are second bottom of the Conference South as long as you were bottom it’d be all good in the hood, yo.

Leaving aside the considerable spin of “mildly less crap” (We’re a division above you and you haven’t been in the same league as us since 2000), you’re bloody right it’s more important, sunbeam. ???

Any road, just like the Third Tier title that historical wring has been righted as we knocked the Gash out of the JPT last time the vagabonds in Quarters brought their septic stink i to our arena with two of the best goals you could ever hope to see in a provincial derby. And this despite us being absolutely woeful that season and having a manager who is only marginally less of a d*ck than Skeletor or Jaily Birdon. Remind us again how many times you’ve won that trophy? That’s a right, a big, fat lonely zero despite being eligible for each of the lash 30 seasons. You know, since we relegated you out the second tier? EDIT: Oh sorry, 29, you decided to lose to your beloved Bath in the FA Trophy in 2014-15 as you were no longer a league team. I’ll need to Google to see who won the JPT that year.

JPT Area Final - the Judas c*** cost you the final against Doncaster Utd. If you’re going to be an effective troll you need to get this basic stuff right.

Don’t have any of the above but do have City v Boro from 2.12.2017 - let me know if you’re interested.

Classy - serial ground stealers or would-be ground stealers. Refined - Porn channel in their clubhouse Beloved by people around the world - managed by the biggest c*** in football who blames all and sundry when they get ****ed up the a*** by “lesser” teams - most despised outfit in L1. Deluded Sag is right. ???

The last time you won at our place! I had hair then, that’s how long ago that was. Beadle, whatever became of him…oh yes, he came back to haunt the Rent Boys in a City shirt. Once again, a defeat that essentially cost you your place in the division. Isn’t it a damn shame your beloved strikers keep defecting to us and making you howl and whine like the little b1tches you are? We did give you Steve “Flapper” Phillips and Fanny Holes in return though. They were great. ?

Can’t imagine why, given those three points didn’t prevent us hammering the final nail in the Scum’s relegation coffin later that season as muppet Ian Alexander saw red. Plus the ghost of 1990 has long been laid to rest, boy, as we won that division while you were getting turned over by such giants of the game as Braintree and Altrincham.

I imagine Barf would have been a hotbed of scum fans when they were cast out between 1986-96 but whether that has endured I’ve no idea. Bath punted them out of the FA Trophy so I have me doubts.

I suppose when you support a crap club with a smattering of fans within a five-mile radius of their miserable excuse for a ground it’s difficult to appreciate that our catchment area extends as far north as Gloucester, south to Taunton and east to Melksham, Chippenham and Devizes. Yes, I may be a dirty twelve-toed Moonraker from the wilds of Wiltshire but fortunately I steered well clear of the Magic Roundabout ne’er-do-wells.

Yes, you can admire our stadium from afar and wish your poxy hovel was anything like as impressive, something that will only happen in your wettest dreams. wE’VE gOT oUR sTADIUM

Yes, because the Gash are a two-bit outfit who couldn’t organise their poo into the pan. Sounds like ideal conditions for the swamp life who frequent the P*sspoorial though.

Yes, I can see your wonderful standard of typing, Gastard! “The Indep”? ? I’m from Devizes, but it was still too close for comfort to the donkey-jacket wearing, BO-producing shrub rocketeers of North Bristol. Our pitch was in pristine condition today BTW - how tinpot must the Pisspoorial Mound be to have the game called off. Mind the Gap.