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Marv is the only player on the pitch who was here in the good times. He wants them back...

Erm... 2-1

Behave lads. Plenty of time for them to royally balls it up.

Start him up front.

Let's not get carried away. I'm not.

Oh glory be.

I'm not there, but today is the day I finally believe that SC hasn't got what it takes either. When it comes to a team of halfwits, you can't polish a turd.

I think they might play better without the crowd. Let's boycott the next home game, get a few barrels of draught and have a mass game of footy on Weston beach.

Can I be the first to suggest we might be in a L2 relegation battle this time next year?

We are heading that way. Nothing to suggest otherwise.

If we don't turn this around today then I think the club has finally scraped the bottom of the barrel of hope. Shit players with a shit, lacklustre "woe is me" demeanor. They really are talentless no-hopers. And if SC can't sort them out then I can't see what we're paying him for.

Yet another manager proving his worth at BCFC. My only remaining guess is the players have a social club during the week with free beer on tap. Training starts after a few jars and a roast lunch.

Anyone care to guess the ACTUAL attendance?

I once owned a Tiger Descaler. Never used it though.

Honeymoon? I must have missed the flight.

Bloody hell. Pair of lightweights. At home in the sunshine against one of the league's lesser teams. What else do they need?

Good. We don't need a leveller of a wet pitch.

Is it raining in Brizzle? Lovely sunshine up here in the Cotswolds.

1 nil and a solid defensive performance would do.

Probably someone who once played for SC, although he's not up to speed with his performances and hasn't seen him play for a while.

I'm not sure I can be bothered to hang around for SC bulls*** Bingo in the after-match interview.

Any sign of JET?

One thing seems certain. We won't be enjoying a stress-free April having worked ourselves out of trouble.

A point would be fantastic now.