WhistleHappy

No one rates us.... & we don't care!

Wally, stuck in a power vacuum then eh? Cyclonic Irrigation ?? the shit will hit the fans yet again -better than ever before.

Wally.… " Oh ****, If only I had a Gas fan for every post on this bloody OTIB thread my family would speak to me again... Boy did I **** up when I bought into this rag tag wreck of a club. 40,000 of 'em shite if only. I thought and everyone thought too that I was a rich bloke, but bugger it I should have checked the exchange rates before I came over here, these English pounds are something else.. Phew..''

….when in fact its more likely to be just a new bottle of bog cleaner called Domestos.

…..won't last long, they'll be kicked out as soon as their steel toe capped boots are spotted. Football stadiums (even tented ones) distanced themselves from historical associations with hob nailed boots years ago. I aint seen a bow legged chicken or a knock kneed hen at a football match since, erm well, I don't know when.

WH puts hand up... " Please Sir, the Battle of Hastings ? '' … ''umm, The Great Fire Of London, Sir ? " … " ohh, was it the Signing of The Magna Carta, ? " … '' phew, erm, Battle Of The Somme, Miss ? " Oh bollocks I don't know, I give up, '' is it nearly playtime yet teach? "

In fairness to the Gas they were right when they said they take more than we did at QPR.... They took three in their net tonight, we took none.. & their journey home is gonna seem so much longer than ours was too!

If it's any good and the price is right I wouldn't mind giving Rollin Mayonnaise a try on my burgers, I'm usually a Hellmans man myself, but always willing to try a new product...

Grindr …

Just Married - Honeymoon 'period' ?

'Investers' arrive at The Mem ….

... it sounds like they could lose their headquarters too, if they're not careful.

I imagine the chances of that is very high indeed, - loads of Gasheads would rather be in vests than those embarrassing blue & shite quarters.

They are so lucky they've got a Hamer to be honest... If they didn't how else would they Hamer in the tent pegs all over the Mem? Song for the gas .. *If we had a Hamer, we'd Hamer in the tent pegs, we'd Hamer in the tent pegs all over the ground.. ?

….bound to be tempting, even hard to resist given the fact that Battersea is nearby.

**Seems to be twerking so far …. 4 goals already!

Wtf are you doing at the Mem? …. Oh well, 'Play Up Pompey' eh?

THAT is so 1970s … I know 'these things take time' but how long will he keep 'splashing it all over' before he realises that BRUT (even when worn with black and white checked shirts and braces) doesn't really make you irresistible to anyone... ? That's Lynx!

….I reckon you've taken a fair few 'kickings' here on Otib over the years too Robbo!

She'll be proud of her boy today..

… do you think the ref fancies him?

One dive ffs doesn't make us an in depth squad.. One dive!

as in cracks appearing already?

Anyone know who Rovers are losing to at H T ? EXACTLY!!!

….he's lost his Bradshaw's Guide Book.