WhistleHappy

Hmm,....don't suppose they've got any defenders available have they? .... we might be interested;)

bloody defensive errors... we could learn a thing or two from Argos when it comes to a decent clearance.

'king hell.

I gotta get a decent bloody radio, FM radio Bris reception is awful on the steam powered radio/alarm clock I'm listening in on..

...looks like lots of soggy halftime pies at the Mem today!

...hope the Newport lot are wrapped up warm in their sheepskin coats!! ... what odds on an abandoned match at the Mem??

rainbow good omen? ... YES!!!

PEN come on Baldock!!!

Yeah, we gotta rainbow.... pot of gold for us??

Watford 1 up

that's ok, .... my correct score prediction is still intact, .... they got their goal, now we just gotta get our three!

lets go f' ing mental .... 1 - 3 to City .... COYR's

Really big'uns might, not all hogs are the same, road hogs can be really scary, ... just because yours don't eat wolves, I heard Horace is a chicken anyway. (whoops my bad, thought you were saying hogs don't eat wolves, I got confused too, GO HORACE!! )

I've been told I should write an autobiography in order to try make some money. But I don't know much about cars

I'm a casual atheist. I don't follow it religiously.

I dream of becoming a selfie photographer I can Just picture myself doing it.

Walking round the BBC Television Centre really gets the pedometer going!

My mate texted me and said, "What you up to?" I said, "Just eating my tea. She's made corned beef ash." He said, "Hash is spelt with an H mate." I said, "It isn't when my wife ******g cooks it."

Who says women can't multi-task? My wife can drive and knock down a wall at the same time

As my wife lay on her deathbed, she whispered in my ear, "Death is not the end, you know." I think she was just trying to wind me up one last time.

My wife says she is divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas. But will she really leave me... ...Find out next week!

I hate it when you're sitting on the bus and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate

Well it's half way through January and I must admit I have not yet seen a Bulgarian. But in all fairness, I have only been in Bulgaria for a couple of weeks.

Having watched Benefits street, it's not much different to Sesame Street. Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin, and people trying to learn the alphabet.