The Bard

And the 'multiple use of negatives' award goes to.... I've never not heard nothing like that never.

I bow to your superior knowledge of the telegraph your lordship. The female Enoch! Do we now refer to the former city striker as Ms Showunmi?

Perhaps we have Neil Kilkenny to thank for this signing? If he hadn't torn up his contract, I can't see that this would have happened.

Can't believe you read the guardian Sir Les. Always had you down as a torygraph man.

No. He thinks we played well on Tuesday and wants to keep it the same. This formation suits the players we have. It will also suit Bobby when he's fit again.

Blimey. What a ridiculous discussion. Why on earth is anyone getting annoyed about our manager simply acknowledging reality? As Harry has said it's blindingly obvious that JET is too good for us and this division. The only decision that matters is the price we agree to sell at in January. He has been covering us as an attacking force. When the team shows signs of functioning properly on a consistent basis, I think we should sell. If this happens by January then sell then as we can buy a decent League 1 striker with the money from the transfer and the saved wages. He will be worth less next summer that's for sure.