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I'd be quiet now before someone accuses you (unfairly) of being a gas-head. You gas-head. Uncle TFR

How do you come to the number 3?? The last reliable survey of sag brain samples had the number just shy of 2. What is all this '3' crap, Mr?? Uncle TFR

This will help:- Uncle TFR

Seven tears Uncle TFR

A boy named Sue (a) Uncle TFR

High fidelity. Best song ever written. The one Led-Zep missed out on. Uncle TFR

........ not what you'd want to wake up next to in the morning, is she? Uncle TFR

**** Bristol Rovers. **** this thread. That is all. Uncle TFR

Do NOT mention Burnley to Blackburn fans. Uncle TFR

All good apart from the score. 1-1. Carry on. Uncle TFR

........ is BristolCitySweden going to get drunk again tonight? Uncle TFR

2-2 Yes. Uncle TFR

Is Baker the new Lee Johnson, then? Uncle TFR

* Health & Safety permitting.

I thought he meant the commentator, not the hipster defender. My mistake. Feel free to call me every name under the sun, apart from Robbored. Uncle TFR

No more than 45 minutes please. Uncle TFR

(ten minute bell)

3-1 to City First Aizoon post after 8 mins. Uncle TFR

Do you think you can break my balls? Uncle TFR

Has the cricket season started then?? Uncle TFR

Isn't it european City of culture? Someone in power has a truly wicked sense of humour. Uncle TFR

Either 1-1 or 2-2. I'll decide closer to the time, or during the game. Not sure which two OTIB posters will have a massive spat during the game. Bit of a lottery, really. Which reminds me: big jackpot tonight. If I win the jackpot, I will be sponsoring the new West Stand upper tier "the Uncle Taxi for Rennie upper tier", and letting fans sit there. Uncle TFR

Good post, but with a whiff of paranoia. Uncle TFR

.......... and "box".

Moderators? It's Easter Monday. Can you please lock this thread until the religious festival is over? Thanks, in advance. Uncle TFR