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......... AND we have a Fulham supporter where I work!! Uncle TFR

Yes - that would be lovely. Uncle TFR

Come on my scrumpy-lovin' babbers!!! Uncle TFR

I want to see a City side today playing with pride, commitment and guts - and for the fans. We are at home, and we should give anyone one of the hardest games of the season. If we can do this, we should get the three points. "Come on me scrumpy-lovin' babbers" Uncle TFR

I said 4-1 to City. That means 'I'm out' of the sweepstake. Uncle TFR

This comes across 'wrong' on so many levels. Uncle TFR

P.S. Are we going to take t'Yorkshire police to court too?? Uncle TFR

Rotherham must be crapping themselves looking at our first eleven and bench. I can see a home capitulation and fans walk-out. 4-1 to City: bolted-on. Uncle TFR

Then stop talking about them. Uncle TFR

Have these t**ts sold any of their players fro £14,000,000 yet this week?? Uncle TFR

"Come on me scrumpy-lovin' Babbers!!!" Uncle TFR

Where is the £14M going to be needed? Uncle TFR

Don't we respect Villa?? Uncle TFR

Good to see you are capable of getting your back off the mattress, and getting the Match Thread out at a reasonable hour. Anyhow - 2-1 to City. Revenge is best served cold: we remember 1979, you Brummy ********ds. Uncle TFR

"Shut the @@ck up about the sags, will you?" Uncle TFR

Are you saying ? Are you sure? Uncle TFR

I can't agree. There is at least a 0.02% chance of a pro-ISIS post. Let's have some ******* balance to this debate. Uncle TFR

I've always wondered how 'sects' begin, and now I know. Welcome, sister! All are welcome* Uncle TFR * Excudes Collis1

Why would God help the OTIB moderators?? God wants to read what we've got to say, as he loves us. The moderators don't love us in the same way that God does, so don't group them together. If you want a God Vs Devil discussion, why don't you start the appropriate thread?? Eh? Uncle TFR

Why should I waste my time googling it when you can just bloody ask him? Have you always been this lazy?? Uncle TFR

Ask him. Uncle TFR

OMG this is a hard one to call. My heart says 1-1, but my head says 2-2. I don't even know who will score the second City goal after Abraham scores our first. I can't apologise enough. Uncle TFR

Can't be bothered reading the whole OP, but like everyone else, I'm going to say it's great. The score? 3-1 to City. There is no ******* way the Burton defence can cope with our combination of pace and guile up top. City in second tonight. Uncle TFR P.S.

Has anyone mentioned them sealing the ground off the rugby team for a while??

I find these posts - from a dead poster - in the worst taste. We liked PHILINFRANCE whilst he was alive, so as a mark of respect, can someone turn off his automated post generator? Where, FFS, is Tomarse?? Uncle TFR