Jesus Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How many Gasheads does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you throw em....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpty Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Jed Pitman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Chatting to a Rovers supporting friend of mine the other day and asked him how good the atmosphere at the Mem was when the gas won? He said 'I don't know, I've only been going for three years'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpty Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Jed Pitman: Trollope, what are your aspirations for the season? Paul Trollope: I'd be happy if we avoid relegation. Jed Pitman: And you Gary? Gary Johnson: I think we'll win the league, the FA Cup and the Coca Cup as well. Jed Pitman: Isn't that a little ambitious? Gary Johnson: Well he started it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Grim Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 The 7 Dwarfs were working down a mine when it collapsed. A rescuer called down " Can anybody hear me" A voice replies " Bristol Rovers are going to avoid relegation " Snow white says " Well atleast Dopey's still alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 NEWS FLASH!! Teddy Sherringham is definitely signing for Bristol Rovers; well he did announce it was time to stop playing football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weasel92 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 What do you do if you see a Gashead with a gunshot wound walking towards you? Stop laughing, reload, and shoot again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy ateyo Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 A gas head phones 999 (after looking it up in his phone book) as his mates having a heart attack He eventually speaks with the ambulance operator Whats the problem she asks ? Its my mate he's having a heart attack, I need a ambulance What is your address ? 15 eucalyptus drive he replies Can you spell that please ? 5mins later, and seriously out of breath he replies, I've dragged him to 1 oak road !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis_farewell Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Gashead supporters club is having a meeting on Friday. They've booked out the local phonebox. A man walks into the bar and the Rovers match is on the telly. There is a man sat at the bar with a pint in a rovers shirt clearly watching the game with his dog sat next to him. In the first minute the Gas clear a shot off the line. The guy's dog gets up on the bar and start walking along the bar on his hands. Clearly impressed, the man asks the gashead fan - "Wow! What does your dog do if they score?" The man answers, "Don't know, I've only had him 6 months". There has been a break in at the Memorial Stadium trophy room - police are looking for a man with a rolled up carpet Rovers launched a "2008 - Push for Promotion" calendar last year. Fans soon demanded their money back when they realised it ended in August. I'm here all week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTBCFC Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Jed Pitman: Trollope, what are your aspirations for the season? Paul Trollope: I'd be happy if we avoid relegation. Jed Pitman: And you Gary? Gary Johnson: I think we'll win the league, the FA Cup and the Coca Cup as well. Jed Pitman: Isn't that a little ambitious? Gary Johnson: Well he started it!!!! That is golden.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis_farewell Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 OXO are launching a new cube next year for Rovers - it's called Laughing Stock Someone asked me the other day - what time do Bristol Rovers kick off? About every 10 minutes I said. What is the difference between Bristol Rovers and a lift? It won't take a lift 9 months to go down What's the difference between Flapper Phillips and a taxi driver? A taxi driver will only let in four at a time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 A gashead goes to work on a normal day at the gas works in Eastville, when suddenly a lot of smoke fills the building... Panicking, the gashead quickly asks a colleague "where is all the smoke coming from?" The colleague says "don't worry, it's just the football ground burning down next door!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surreyred Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I see Rovers are being sponsored by Butlins next year...well their season ends in August as welll....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surreyred Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Do you remember the fire as Eastville a number of years ago ? It appears its spread so quickly becuase of all the wood spoons going up !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddevon Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Gas have just signed two strikers from China- We-wononce and How-longsince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinmansboots Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Tell them you've got an exclusive on rovers ground plans. They will be having an all seater covered stadium. You know this is true because you've seen Trollope at MFI buying a sofa and two umbrellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropicalsurfer Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 The bristol city council have rejected rovers plans to build a new stadium in a local park. They said having a fare once a year is fine but a circus every 2 weeks is taking the p*ss !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galley is our king Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 A furious gashead season ticket holder had just about had enough! Storming out of the ground, way before the end of the match, in total disgust at the crap he was watching. "I'm not ever coming back here again" he said to himself, and in protest nailed his season ticket to the gate on the way out. When he got home his wife was mad at the money he had wasted and nagged and nagged. So on the Sunday he returned not actually expecting it still to be there. Do you know what had happened? Some bugger pinched the NAIL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Saw Trollope carrying a TV through broadmead "what you doing with that TV?" I asked " Got it for the players" he replied Not a bad swap I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eamer Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 What's the best way to circumsize a Gashead? Kick his sister in the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolface Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 I'm getting married in the next couple of months and unfortunatley her side of the family are GASHEADS(although my girlfriend is a city fan,through years of brain washing).What i need is some good rovers jokes ,not rude but very funny.My plan is when we say the THANK YOU speaches I will wish good luck to GJ and the bristol City team for the next season.Then i will need some funny jokes about the gas,hopefully these will be short but funny . Something about there brand new stadia would be nice.PLEASE HELP THE PRIDE OF BRISTOL IS AT STAKE Whats the difference between Bristol Rovers and a Dog ? A Dog wont loose it's lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 A sad gashead turns up at the Mem with his mate at 2.55pm on a saturday, puts down £50 at the turnstile and says 'two please.' 'What do you want - full backs or midfielders?' came the reply........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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