big p Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm getting married in the next couple of months and unfortunatley her side of the family are GASHEADS(although my girlfriend is a city fan,through years of brain washing).What i need is some good rovers jokes ,not rude but very funny.My plan is when we say the THANK YOU speaches I will wish good luck to GJ and the bristol City team for the next season.Then i will need some funny jokes about the gas,hopefully these will be short but funny . Something about there brand new stadia would be nice.PLEASE HELP THE PRIDE OF BRISTOL IS AT STAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm getting married in the next couple of months and unfortunatley her side of the family are GASHEADS(although my girlfriend is a city fan,through years of brain washing).What i need is some good rovers jokes ,not rude but very funny.My plan is when we say the THANK YOU speaches I will wish good luck to GJ and the bristol City team for the next season.Then i will need some funny jokes about the gas,hopefully these will be short but funny . Something about there brand new stadia would be nice.PLEASE HELP THE PRIDE OF BRISTOL IS AT STAKE I think you should reconsider your position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snufflelufagus Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm getting married in the next couple of months and unfortunatley her side of the family are GASHEADS(although my girlfriend is a city fan,through years of brain washing).What i need is some good rovers jokes ,not rude but very funny.My plan is when we say the THANK YOU speaches I will wish good luck to GJ and the bristol City team for the next season.Then i will need some funny jokes about the gas,hopefully these will be short but funny . Something about there brand new stadia would be nice.PLEASE HELP THE PRIDE OF BRISTOL IS AT STAKE What goes ... beep beep beep. The JCB's reversing out of the Memorial stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzinio Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Something about their new 'stadium' Move to Cheltenham Their shocking pitch! Just anything to make aware how we are far superior to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Garfunkle Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm getting married in the next couple of months and unfortunatley her side of the family are GASHEADS(although my girlfriend is a city fan,through years of brain washing).What i need is some good rovers jokes ,not rude but very funny.My plan is when we say the THANK YOU speaches I will wish good luck to GJ and the bristol City team for the next season.Then i will need some funny jokes about the gas,hopefully these will be short but funny . Something about there brand new stadia would be nice.PLEASE HELP THE PRIDE OF BRISTOL IS AT STAKE gashead walks into a bar and orders 12 whiskeys, city fan walks in, sees the whiskeys and asks whats going on? gashead replies "ive just had my first blowjob", city fan replies "celebrating then?", gashead says "no, if this doesnt take the taste away nothing will" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Garfunkle Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River avon on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The gas have lost again." The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?" The other man replied "It's quarter to five." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DanC Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Just show a picture of teh 'proposed' new stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big p Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 getting better keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snufflelufagus Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 A playgroup are being asked what jobs their dad's do. Little Maria replies my dads a fireman. Next its Little Jonnies turn "Well my dad works as a rent boy up the downs". After the class the teacher keeps Little Jonnie behind. "Is your dad really a rent boy". "no replies Jonnie he plays for Bristol Rovers but i was too ashmaed to say in front of everyone else" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfctimes Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Short and sweet... Why do they call it the Memorial Ground? Because they're always buried in goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 A mans body was found in Bristol Harbour.He was wearing a Rovers shirt,pink panties,fishnet stockings with a dildo stuck up his ar*e.police removed his shirt to save the family embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillzider Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Away fan gets of the train at Temple Meads and asks the policeman the way to the Rovers ground. Policeman says just follow the crowd. He ends up in Woolworths.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlicbread Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Ring up the mem on matchdays and ask what time the game is...they will ask you what time you can get there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Tell em that you knew she was the girl for you cos she went down faster than the Gas!! Or, Unlike the Rovers, she knows where the onion bag is!! Probably means you won't be talking to your future father-in-law for some time to come though!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 What's the difference between a jog through leafy lanes and Geoff Dunford in his kitchen? One's a pant in the country. I dare you to use it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big p Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 they have got to be clean young kids will be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippycar Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Bristol Rovers are proud to unveil their new shirt sponsors PAMPERS Pi55 poor up front and sh*t at the back . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Dating your new wife was like playing the rovers - you were constantly in her box!! ;-) What's the quickest divorce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Damn it!!! Took me so long to write it, its already been done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How about, How many rovers players does it take to score a goal? Who knows!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pepsi&shirley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How do you kill a Bristol City fan when he's drinking????? Slam the toilet seat down on his head!! One for the other side of the family maybe!! :coat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Man goes to doctor ' Dr, everytime I masterbate I start signing Goodnight Irene' Dr, 'thats ok, alot of w@nkers sing that' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westonred Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Just wear a R*vers shirt they'll piss them laughing before you start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Village Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How can you tell that ET was a Bristol Rovers fan? ..........because he looks like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBerkeleyBoy Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Two rovers fans chatting "what would you do if you won the lottery?" "I would buy the rovers" "Wow - What would you do if you got 4 numbers up then!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 What's the difference between the gas and a bucket of s**t? The bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tompo Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 A crying city fan is found sitting upon beachy head by a policeman, the officer asked "what's the matter son" the city fan replies "a coach load of gasheads just went over the cliff" the officer then comments on how nice it is unusual for a rival fan to so such compassion for such an hated rival, where upon the city fan says " compassion be buggered, there was 3 empty seats on the bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Paul Trollope once lent the referee a coin for the toss and demanded his whistle as security. At a match at the Memorial Stadium last season it had been raining heavily all week and the ground resembled a swamp. However, the referee ruled that play was possible and tossed the coin to determine ends. The visiting captain won the toss and, after a moment's thought, said, 'OK - we'll take the shallow end' A man applied to Bristol Rovers for a job on the administrative staff. 'What we're really looking for here,' said the Geoff Dunce-Ford, 'is what you might call a "chief worrier"! Someone to worry about things like falling attendances, finances, league promotion, violence on the terraces, and so on. For a chap like that we'd be prepared to pay £75,000 a year. Interested?' 'Certainly,' said the applicant. 'But - you'll pardon me for saying this, I hope - where on earth is Bristol Rovers going to find that sort of money for a job like this?' 'Ah!' said the chairman. 'That would be your first worry.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big p Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Dating your new wife was like playing the rovers - you were constantly in her box!! ;-) What's the quickest divorce? class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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