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I sit in the unreserved seating in the Williams Stand and there are a group of guys a few rows behind me who continually come out with a string of funny comments/songs

In recent weeks, we've had "Knight Knight Knight Rider" sung at Stefan 'The Hoff' Maierhofer but yesterday was a classic.

A female steward who bares quite a resemblance to the woman out of the 80's kids programme Rainbow had 'Rod, Jane and Freddy' chanted at her the whole game.

Anyone else got some good 'uns they'd like to share?

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I sit in the unreserved seating in the Williams Stand and there are a group of guys a few rows behind me who continually come out with a string of funny comments/songs

In recent weeks, we've had "Knight Knight Knight Rider" sung at Stefan 'The Hoff' Maierhofer but yesterday was a classic.

A female steward who bares quite a resemblance to the woman out of the 80's kids programme Rainbow had 'Rod, Jane and Freddy' chanted at her the whole game.

Anyone else got some good 'uns they'd like to share?

Cardiff fans during Gerkens horror performance during the 6-0 drubbing... "englands number 1" followed by "Johnson for England"

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um quite a good one was last year against sheffield wednesday to the tune of baby give it up was murray cut your hair cut your hair murray cut your hair ! and to jimmy flloyd hasselbaink your just a fat eddie murphy.whistle.gif also in a police escort at sheffield the we payed for your hats song haha.clapping.gif

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Many,many seasons ago City played Carlisle on a cold and wet Tuesday night in mid winter. There were about 15 die hard Carlisle fans huddle up in the EE.

The chant when up from the City fans 'you must have come in a taxi, come in a taaaxi, come in a taxi.

It was funny at the time....tumbleweed.gif

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When Darren Byfield was here, I remember laughing at people singing "He s**gs Jamelia, he s**gs Jamelia!"

Us singing songs at away games that were funny include

"One Vicky Pollard, theres only one Vicky Pollard!" to a catering girl walking past us at the last City/R*vers derby

"We're all pissed in a temporary stand" at Blackpool a few seasons ago.

And one from years back in the fog "Can you tell us when we've scored!" (because we couldn't see!)

:D

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Wendy Thoms (sp?) was the first female official and was running the line as Ashton Gate some years back. I'm not exactly sure how it happened, but she appeared to dislocate her shoulder and had to go off injured.

That'll be the whole of Ashton Gate chanting 'You should have stayed in the kitchen, stayed in the kitchen...'

At the time, that was funny.

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"One Vicky Pollard, theres only one Vicky Pollard!" to a catering girl walking past us at the last City/R*vers derby

My favourite of all time. Particularly as we had fans by the side of the pitch and and the rest behind the goal. As the girl walked past the pitchside she got the chant, and then the city fans behind the goal carried it on as she walked past them. so funny.

I did also enjoy "we saw your cry on the telly, cry on the telly...." chant against Newcastle this season.

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I remember a few seasons ago, it was on sky tv and i went, preston away. It was foggy and we couldn't see a thing so we sang; 'we're bristol city, we can't see a thing, we can't see a thing, we can't see a thiiiing we're bristol city, we can't see a thing.'

and the funny thing was we though PNE had been all over us but infact we had hit the woodwork twice!

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I sit in the unreserved seating in the Williams Stand and there are a group of guys a few rows behind me who continually come out with a string of funny comments/songs

In recent weeks, we've had "Knight Knight Knight Rider" sung at Stefan 'The Hoff' Maierhofer but yesterday was a classic.

I sat in the Williams against Chesterfield a few years back and a couple of blokes decided to sing random Doris Day songs

the one that sticks out: -

"the Deadwood stage is coming up over the hill ,WHIP CRACKAWAY, WHIP CRACKAWAY "

brightened up an awful evening (lost 3-2 and it tipped it down)

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Cup game against Middlesboro a few years ago i think . A guy in the williams is a spitting image of Rod Stewart ( he now sits in the dolman ) He was PI**** and was waving his arms about having a laugh then the whole block starting singing " one Rod Stewart there;s aonly one one Rod Stewart and then starting singing Sailing ( rod stewart song ) quality..

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Going back to top flight days of the late 70s (can't remember who we were playing) - watching from the East End there was a sudden flurry of St John Ambulance activity half way up the central bit of the Dolman.

Eventually a guy was stretchered away and out of the ground to the cry from the East End of "Part Time Supporter!" rofl2br.gif

Unfortunateley it was reported in the EP a few days later that the guy had died reaper.gifmf_sleep.gif so there's a good chance he's still walking around and still taking his seat in the Dolman if their accuracy of reporting was as bad back in the day!

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At Watford this season we had the 'lets pretend we've scored 5,4,3,2,1 YYEEEEHHHH'

'N'dubz give us a song, N'dubz, N'dubz', to a lad with a striking resemblanse to the singer with attire also. Followed by 'boring, boring, N'dubz'. Also the clasic

Also the classic 'back to school on monday' on in this case, 'back to school on wednesday'

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One of my personal faves was up at Blackpool, first game of last season. It was 2 weeks after the pier in Weston burnt down.

We burnt down the pier,

We burnt down the piiiiiiiiier,

In Weston-Super-Mare,

We burnt down the pier

Your tower is next

Your tower is neeeeext......

I dont think it was sung in the ground, but it was definately being sung on the way out. It had us in stitches and even the Blackpool fans were enjoying it!

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There was one game last season cant for the live of me who it was against but we were 2-0 up and we were chanting at there manager

"You'll be sacked by you'll be sacked by 5 o'clock"

Wasn't that at The Ricoh when we beat Coventry in the FA Cup ? Their manager was indeed sacked after that game but what was his name ? Can't remember, but someone on here will remind me.

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Wasn't that at The Ricoh when we beat Coventry in the FA Cup ? Their manager was indeed sacked after that game but what was his name ? Can't remember, but someone on here will remind me.

Micky Adams.

Dowie was given the job after the game.

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Wasn't that at The Ricoh when we beat Coventry in the FA Cup ? Their manager was indeed sacked after that game but what was his name ? Can't remember, but someone on here will remind me.

I can remember singing it at Reading last season when were were 2-0 up.....forget who their manager was then though *ahem*

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A chant that sticks in my mind was Colchester away in 2005 (i think !)

City fans to the home keeper (one Dean Guerkin)

Wheres your burger gone, wheres your burger gone...

I know this is probably wrong since he became a city player, but it still makes me laugh today...

I guess you had to be there....

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Not sure that it's one of the funniest songs ever (and it wasn't at the Gate - sorry) but certainly reminds me of a great night watching City. Leaving Charlton after the game in our promotion year a couple of seasons back, everyone chanting "We are top of the league/Say, we are top of the league".

Some kid climbed a tree, and carried on chanting - queue 1,000 drunk Bristolians turning to point at him:

"You are top of a tree/say, you are top of a tree."

I think he fell out of it too. Hope he's ok.

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I sit in the unreserved seating in the Williams Stand and there are a group of guys a few rows behind me who continually come out with a string of funny comments/songs

In recent weeks, we've had "Knight Knight Knight Rider" sung at Stefan 'The Hoff' Maierhofer but yesterday was a classic.

A female steward who bares quite a resemblance to the woman out of the 80's kids programme Rainbow had 'Rod, Jane and Freddy' chanted at her the whole game.

Anyone else got some good 'uns they'd like to share?

So do I :)

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Not sure that it's one of the funniest songs ever (and it wasn't at the Gate - sorry) but certainly reminds me of a great night watching City. Leaving Charlton after the game in our promotion year a couple of seasons back, everyone chanting "We are top of the league/Say, we are top of the league".

Some kid climbed a tree, and carried on chanting - queue 1,000 drunk Bristolians turning to point at him:

"You are top of a tree/say, you are top of a tree."

I think he fell out of it too. Hope he's ok.

I remember that, brilliant.

What about Steve Jones' song 'I want to knooow where you got that tan'

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