Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 If only we could sign 'Useless' before the transfer window closes We could shout 'Useless' and not be slated......... We could talk about 'Useless' freely on the forum We could plead with Keith to play 'Useless' We could sell 'Useless' on if he was indeed useless We could even get behind 'Useless' Or be 'Useless' fans KEITH.......... SIGN 'USELESS' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 what a useless topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 what a useless topic. Respect to you and all the posters on the forum............... but at least with 'Useless' you know where you stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 I want us to sign... Fannying about on the edge of the area. We could then use adomah further up field with f a o t e o t a playing behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 I want us to sign... Fannying about on the edge of the area. We could then use adomah further up field with f a o t e o t a playing behind him. Good point........ he would be on a bosman too........ 'Fannying About On The Edge Of The Area' would be a class signing......... and fit in well Keith Sign 'Useless' and 'Fannying About On The Edge Of The Area' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Give a trial to Long Lump From The Back? Plenty of they in Whorefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Get on the phone to Keith, f s o t e o t a hasn't played for England under 21's so wiggers will not have seen him. And he has gone underline twentymans radar. Be quick though, Pete Johnson may spot him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Long lump from the back can only form an effective partnership in a 3 at the back formation. I hear he is at his best playing alongside 50p head and club foot from Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Give a trial to Long Lump From The Back? Plenty of they in Whorefield. Wow........ I forgot all about 'Long Lump From The Back' ....... we could do a deal with the Gas........ 'Maynard' for 'Long Lump From The Back' and six million Keith sign 'Useless' 'Fannying About On The Edge Of The Area' and 'Long Lump From The Back' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 How about 'Here for my pay cheque'?... I've heard that he is available for the right price... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rag Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Is Useless related to Furkin Useless, you know the guy thas been at BCFC for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Just saw on Sty Sports News that we have been linked to the player ' T'Otal Bolluxe' Anyone else seen this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Is Useless related to Furkin Useless, you know the guy thas been at BCFC for years. Third cousin of a friend of a family in East Anglia but not connected to the Furkin Useless family of Bridgewater ...... same surname...... still 'Useless' but no connection Say what........ we all ready have a player at BCFC called 'Useless' ...... confused ........ is he now a coach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I really do not get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedo Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Forget it. So many newbieeeees.......... not enough time................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Forget it. Actually........ I think I misunderstood............ I was not aware 'Forget It' was available You have to have lived through disco to see that punk was better and have come through the other side to appreciate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC-Tom Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I don't think we should sign "useless" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 I don't think we should sign "useless" Why not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedo Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Actually........ I think I misunderstood............ I was not aware 'Forget It' was available You have to have lived through disco to see that punk was better and have come through the other side to appreciate it *Is better Not past tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I really do not get it. Who does he play for? I'm not sure he qualifies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Surely you dont mean .... Useless O'Shyte .. do ya? Agree he'd fit nicely into our current set-up... but ... how are we gonna attract a player of such calibre to a small backwater club like ours?? .. Totally unrealistic imo, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonreds Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 just seen we.ve been linked with ex player john kerr,s chinese nephew wann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 According to my Twitty Account we are about to bid for Lasdich Takkle a strong and consistent defender who currently plays for an Albanian 2nd Division club. I strongly believe this rumour........as I'm like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 the winger Poulet Sanstete is available on a Bosman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 *Is better Not past tense. Yep........ I'll give you that....... mind you I had the cut off point of 1978 for 'Punk Rock' so anything after that might sound punky...... but is not really punk rock More to the point...... time is running out for us to sign 'Useless' and all the other fine players mentioned above, I'm getting worried. So we have to go with Keith and that bloke from Manc City.......... although I heard today that the dutch player 'Eye DontgetIt' could still be coming to the gate for talks about personal terms...... subject to passing a mental health check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greedo Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Yep........ I'll give you that....... mind you I had the cut off point of 1978 for 'Punk Rock' so anything after that might sound punky...... but is not really punk rock That's what they want you to believe! Punk lived on in America past '78, look at: Bad Religion Rancid NOFX Black Flag The Replacements Social Distortion Dead Kennedy's Anti Flag The Ramones Operation Ivy and, dare I say it, Green Day to name a few who didn't get the memo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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