Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 How do we spot Leeds fans ??? After the recent anti Leeds in the home end thread, i just wondered if there was of fool proof way of spotting a leeds fan other than just asking them the time ??? Any resonably abusive remarks accepted...Your Shout !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Well judging by last season they'l be silly enough to wear their team shirt under their coats!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Well judging by last season they'l be silly enough to wear their team shirt under their coats!! Thank you kid sir...i will make a note, cross dressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Thank you kid sir...i will make a note, cross dressing Meant Kind, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Fat, skin head, smelly, yorkshire accent! The Al Murray type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hartley's Beard Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Also you 'll be able to spot them as they easily confused often forgetting what team they belong to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Fat, skin head, smelly, yorkshire accent! The Al Murray type. Got you,will make a note, a total lack of ferrets so far, oh and the flat caps, c,mon gus n gals, we need abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Also you 'll be able to spot them as they easily confused often forgetting what team they belong to... Thats better, let your anger go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 How do we spot Leeds fans ??? After the recent anti Leeds in the home end thread, i just wondered if there was of fool proof way of spotting a leeds fan other than just asking them the time ??? Any resonably abusive remarks accepted...Your Shout !!! You will spot them looking at the Gate in awe, a decent stadium for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just ask them, in a conversational tone, if they agree Somerset is "God's own county". The one's who slap you immediately are from Gloucestershire. They are OK. The one's who say "Yes" without hesitiation are right, and OK. The one's who fatally hesitate and then mumble "muuuyes" are from Yorkshire. Laugh at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 How do we spot Leeds fans ??? After the recent anti Leeds in the home end thread, i just wondered if there was of fool proof way of spotting a leeds fan other than just asking them the time ??? Any resonably abusive remarks accepted...Your Shout !!! Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just ask them, in a conversational tone, if they agree Somerset is "God's own county". The one's who slap you immediately are from Gloucestershire. They are OK. The one's who say "Yes" without hesitiation are right, and OK. The one's who fatally hesitate and then mumble "muuuyes" are from Yorkshire. Laugh at them. He HE HE...i likes your style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWilco Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 White football shirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit. More...They are too big to be abused, they read this, let em have it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 White football shirts thought they were too hard, didnt need shirts, like pompey and the geordies !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Yo awsome....fourteen replies in ten mins....mostly mine...Kin lovin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lita For Congo Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Flat cap, pipe and a kestral flying from a rope is just a few signs ill be looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REBS14 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 more to the point what do we do if we spot one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Also you 'll be able to spot them as they easily confused often forgetting what team they belong to... WE ARE LEEDS...well done, you are leeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Flat cap, pipe and a kestral flying from a rope is just a few signs ill be looking for. Give me your dealers name...he deserves a slap u nutter..Kestrel from a rope indeed, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS So good they named it thrice ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 How do we spot Leeds fans You can always tell a Yorkshireman. But you can't tell him much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 6 fingers on each hand, holding a pie, whippet on a lead, muttering eeeee byyyy Every sentence starts with T' EG: T' shop was, T'closed, T'Couldnt get T'pie or T'hovis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 They're thin, flexible & plastic-coated ........ probably connected to propeller like device's at one end, the other end have plugs & when swtched on the propellers rotate causing a cooling breeze's. Ahh, no wait a minute thats fan leads ...sorry.... a Leeds fan you say?... they usually just spout lots of hot air! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Ask them random spot questions like "what year did we nearly go bust" "whats the site of the new stadium known as, and can you point in which direction it is from here" "Where has our chairman moved to?" "Who did we buy Nicky Maynard from?" Etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Ex chairman Dolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinmansleftboot Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Easy. T-shirts, shorts and flip flops. Bristol is tropical compared to the dirty north. Oh, you could always just tell everyone you meet that Don Revie was a classless fool and Jeff Astle was a God ! (for the older readers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Ex chairman Dolly. Pedant :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Just find me, i`ll have 3 around me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 They'll be either bald or have a mullet sticking out of their flat caps. Apparently the mullet has just caught on in Leeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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