Dollymarie Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 "He s**gs Jamelia!" to the away fans when Darren Byfield was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Away at Brighton this year was quite funny " shit ground no fans " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 seem to recall Leicester singing "who let the frogs out" at Arsenal a few years back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wed wobin Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 West Ham fans again. Got invited to a mates box at Upton Park & they all sang to Ian Dowie as they were warming up. 'Heeee's an ugly ****, plays up front, Ian Ian Dowie' And he waved back - brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real_bristol Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 he pays tax when he wants pays tax when he wants he's Harry Redknapp he pays tax when he wants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Yorkshire CideRed Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 "You dirty Northern Barstewards!" Sung at us by Plymuff back in the day. Got a huge chuckle from the crowd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Some of the ones aimed at Brighton fans are quite funny 'Stand up, if you can't sit down' or 'We can see you holding hands!' Also i hate to blow my own trumpet but i did feel quite proud when i started 'Johnson says, Warnock is a **** a few seasons back! Originally sung at Holloway away to Leicester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The hand of RO'D Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Not a favourite chant but there is one over used chant that really gets on my nerves. ".....were by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" Does anyone else cringe when they hear a team from L2 fans singing this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Not a favourite chant but there is one over used chant that really gets on my nerves. ".....were by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" Does anyone else cringe when they hear a team from L2 fans singing this? No! I think that is one of the best sounding songs when large numbers are singing it. You do realise that very few football chants need to be factually acurate....?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 'Back to the strippers, we're going back to the strippers' At 3-0 down in that 5-1 loss at Blackpool under Wilson...2002 I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazareth Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I'm always fond of "you're just a small town in Poland" away at Walsall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Away at Chesterfield several years back - they had a rather porky goal keeper who was almost bursting the seams of his shorts. City fans were singing "your shorts are too small, your shorts are too small......." and then someone pipe up with the lyrics "your ass is too big!" "your shorts are too small, your ass is to big, your shorts are too small and your ass is too big!" - Made i chuckle! also it is funny and seems to work as a distraction when sang at opposing goal keepers.. " xxxx (insert name) xxx's wife, has got a cock, ......xxxx.......'s wife has got a cock, she's got a cock and some bollocks, ......xxxxx........'s wife has got a cock!" Because of the swear filter, that last suggestion will probably make no sense whatsoever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcdeano Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 He's two foot tall and sh*t with the ball, Matty Hill, Matty Hill Now the drugs dont work - to Paddy Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilkeny for president Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I've a fair few favourates but my most recent faves were "Johnson says Warnock is a c%#t, warnock is a c%~t, warnock is a c%~t" to the tune of yellow submarine!!! Also from reading earlier this season when the stewards were getting pissed off that we were stood up so we started singing "stand up just to piss em off. stand up" and of course cheer up Holloway is an old fave a swell!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real_bristol Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Away at Chesterfield several years back - they had a rather porky goal keeper who was almost bursting the seams of his shorts. City fans were singing "your shorts are too small, your shorts are too small......." and then someone pipe up with the lyrics "your ass is too big!" "your shorts are too small, your ass is to big, your shorts are too small and your ass is too big!" - Made i chuckle! also it is funny and seems to work as a distraction when sang at opposing goal keepers.. " xxxx (insert name) xxx's wife, has got a cock, ......xxxx.......'s wife has got a cock, she's got a cock and some bollocks, ......xxxxx........'s wife has got a cock!" Because of the swear filter, that last suggestion will probably make no sense whatsoever!! Talking Chesterfield, "You can stick you're crooked spire up ure arse" always goes down like a house brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunners2006 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 We're winning at home, we're winning at home, how shit must you be we're winning at home. Always makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 We're in a library... About 8 Staines fans 5 mins ago at Salisbury. Bad game, tiny crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cardiff Fans chanting " is there a fire drill " as hundreds of City Fans left before the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 The old 'my bedside lamp, is brighter than those, my bedside lamp is brighter than those, its got a bulb and a lamp shade, my bedside lamp is brighter than those' to brentford fans at the good old league one griffin parks floodlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cardiff Fans chanting " is there a fire drill " as hundreds of City Fans left before the end. Yeah really original ...... NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
two fingers Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 evanda sno, evanda sno his first names evanda his last name is sno........ heard first on away at Leicester on a tues night - made me chuckle and we won...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippycar Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Wembley 1986, Daffy Duck, aka Freight Rover final. Notorious "lady" from Chaplin’s (ask your Dad, he’ll remember it!) in the crowd. Chants of get your tits out for the boys. And she did – epic. And just in case you don't know what the sponsors made, this is it http://en.wikipedia....i/Freight_Rover I guess anything with Rover in its name just sums up how sh*t it is/was!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Yeah really original ...... NOT! I was hoping City would score, so those City Fans who did leave would miss something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinnock Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 'Feeeeed theeee Weeeeelsh, let them know its christmas time' last year was quality. When its silent 'silent night, holy night etc' Never heard us sing it to him, but Leeds fans used to sing this to Enoch Showunmi - 'Enoch has got a massive c**k Enoch, Enoch, He tucks it in his football sock, Enoch, Enoch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ciderhead3892 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Being a uni student in Glamorgan in Wales I get all the sh*t for being a farmer and personally my favourite chant when we went to Swansea away last year and won 1-0 with the song of 10 green bottles- There were 10 sheep shaggers in a field, There were 10 sheep shaggers in a field etc And the farmers from Bristol shut them down And the farmers from Bristol shut them down etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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