_Bristol-City_ Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 You've heard at a game? For me...... Wheres your daddy gone from the Derby fans to Lee Johnson not long after Johnson left, had me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charisma_cider Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Anything to Scott Loach at Watford this season after his howler was quality. Some of the highlights - to the tune of Love will tear us apart: "Loach, Loachy give us a goal, again" or "Loachy's had a beer, had a beer, Loachy's had a beer nananana etc." He loved it, if a player was ever going to sign for us based purely on crowd banter. He'd probably do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Think I remember the Johnson chant, I remember laughing at Warnock based ones over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Bristol-City_ Posted March 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Anything to Scott Loach at Watford this season after his howler was quality. Some of the highlights - to the tune of Love will tear us apart: "Loach, Loachy give us a goal, again" or "Loachy's had a beer, had a beer, Loachy's had a beer nananana etc." He loved it, if a player was ever going to sign for us based purely on crowd banter. He'd probably do it. I remember that, I was so shocked at the pass back I turned to my mate and just hugged him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 "... and you f*cked it up" is consistenly the funniest when it doesn't happen to us. "We're gonna win 6-5" when 5-0 down away at Luton is still my personal fave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfox Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 One I remember enjoying was when Cardiff came to Ashton Gate and had Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink playing for them. When he first got the ball, several hundred BCFC fans were chanting "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy, fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy etc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Jamal! Jamal! Jamal Campbell Ryce......AND PEAS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 ''You're just the shit from a burger!'' - Chanted at Gerkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Mentioned before on here, but the Mancs did good with their bastardisation of Wonderwall: Maybe we could have had Liam Brady But after all, we got Alan Ball Sadly the Martin Kuhl version tried out in the Atyeo was a pale immitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 ''You're just the shit from a burger!'' - Chanted at Gerkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is up.... Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 After Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia fans were singing " 2 Andy Gorams, theres only 2 Andy Gorams" - priceless !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky89 Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 "Kane Ingram is ourrrrs, Kane Ingram is ourrrrrrrrrs, **** off Mourinho, Kane Ingram is ours" I heard sung at Weston a few times, always makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Years ago City played Carlisle on a very cold and wet Tuesday night. There were about 20 die-hard Carlisle fans huddled in a group in the EE. The chant from AG was ''you must have come in a taxi, come in a taaaxi" I guess you just had to be there............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Lets goto the pub Let's goto the puuuuuuuub Let's call it 0-0 and goto the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mucky__fingers Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Went to Brentford on Boxing Day years ago and the police infront of us started filming us all with a Video Camera, so we all started singing "christmas present, christmas present" over and over at which point he put it back in the bag and walked off, he was not happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Lincs Red Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 The s****horpe fans used to sing "Who needs mourinho, we've got our physio" (relating to there then manager Nigel Adkins who used to be there physio) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaverface Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 A few years ago, I can't remember who, but a goalie came to Ashton Gate slightly on the porky side, he got abuse all night from the Atyeo. Things like Weightwatchers lalala, Weightwatchers lalala or Slimfast on a Tuesday night, Slimfast on a tuesday night... I also used to like it when the opposition players used to run out the tunnel and we'd all give them a cheer and a round of applause and when they turned around to clap us thinking we're the away fans, we gave a massive Ahhhhhhhhh whilst giving the vvanker sign !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 "Inbreds and Roundabouts" to the Swindon fans is one of my faves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 There's been a few..... I remember singing some good ones at Paddy Kelly away to QPR last season, he had a massive smirk on his face........until Caulkers header. Paddy, give us a line, paddy paddy, gives us a line! After his drugs ban. He's small, he's shit, he wears a child's kit, Lee Johnson, Lee Johnson! Think that may have been sung by City and away at Millwall/Charlton (London defo). Also enjoyed, the Sam Hamman chant at Cardiff years back, they were sing ooh arghh it's Ambrosia at us, Hamman walked around the pitch stoking up the atmosphere to which he was met with; Oooh Arghhh it's the Taliban, Oooh arghh it's the Taliban....etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbcfc Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Singing to Jason McAteer - He's Fat, He's Scouse, He's gonna rob your house, McAteer, McAteer And of course HEYYYYYYY, HEYYYYYY Jonesy, oh ah, I wanna knowwwwww, where you got that tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Other team chants to us "going down going down" And we chant back "so are we, so are we" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Cheesey Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I thought the Marlon King "She said no" chants were hysterical, we sang it through the whole match again Brum and the horrible c*#t deserved every bit of it! She said no marlon she said no she said no marlon she said no she said no marlon she said no oh marlon she said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redad Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Sung at Reading earlier this season You've given us Wood, You've given us Wooood, Derek McInness you've given us Wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Older City fans might remember that Gordon Owen (who once ran onto the pitch with a paper bag over his head, having missed a crucial penalty in the previous game) eventually left the club because his wife didn't want to move to Bristol and didn't like him being down here on his own. The following season he appeared at Ashton Gate for a visiting team and was met with choruses of "Gordon Owen, Gordon Owen, does your wife know that you're here?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dolman Pragmatist Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 ...and then there was the night at Twerton Park when we played the Rovers (I think in the then pre-season Gloucestershire Cup Final), shortly after Devon White had been involved in an altercation with a local man in the road outside his house, which i think may have involved firearms. Every time he came down to the City end, the crowd broke into "Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatcham red Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 To Sheffield Wednesday huddled in the Open End, snow all around them, hearing the news that the M5, M42 and M1 were all closed: "One bed & breakfast, there's only one bed & breakfast...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 David Seal (Ark Ark!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider red Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 West ham fans to the tune of paradise by coldplay- aaaaaaaah aaaaaaah alaaaardyce! quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 Some of the ones aimed at Brighton fans are quite funny 'Stand up, if you can't sit down' or 'We can see you holding hands!' Also i hate to blow my own trumpet but i did feel quite proud when i started 'Johnson says, Warnock is a **** a few seasons back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 After Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia fans were singing " 2 Andy Gorams, theres only 2 Andy Gorams" - priceless !! Cruel but funny When Les Ferdinand was at Newcastle, remember hearding a chant on MOTD - Hes here, hes there, hes ******g Danny Behr, Ferdinand, Ferdinand. What made it funny was that at that instant the camera cut away to the Director's Box where Danny Behr was sitting and looking very sheepish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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