screech Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Thought It was about time we had one, it seems there is a competition to be the first one to post an official match day thread so I thought it must be my turn this week. Anyway post all your crap in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 ffs 1 down already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Ok, here goes...... FFS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 30 gone and still no f......g shot at goal. They've been all over us so far only a matter of time before we give them another goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melksham Red Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 I don't care...Portsmouth was the final staw for me. Weather forecast is a bit special for tomorrow so I'll be led out on my decking with a glass of gold listen to five live.... 3-1 boro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 30 gone and still no f......g shot at goal. They've been all over us so far only a matter of time before we give them another goal. Had to tempt fate, there it is. McAllister 40 yard back pass into the roof of the net 2-0 ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Had to tempt fate, there it is. McAllister 40 yard back pass into the roof of the net 2-0 ffs Last time that happened was when Super Ray Atteveld hit a screamer into the roof of the net at the Old Den, a stunning strike at the wrong end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Last time that happened was when Super Ray Atteveld hit a screamer into the roof of the net at the Old Den, a stunning strike at the wrong end. aye, from what i remember, that shot never actually went in, hit the bar and came back out 3 yards the right side of the line. Now i can't find footage of it, love to see it again. Some people i have spoken to seem to remember it as I do, others say it definitely went in. Someone, anyone, find some footage to prove me wrong or right. I am sure I remember malone screaming something about the best goal that never was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 That's what happens when you play 1-1-8, suicidal formation. Mcinnes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 aye, from what i remember, that shot never actually went in, hit the bar and came back out 3 yards the right side of the line. Now i can't find footage of it, love to see it again. Some people i have spoken to seem to remember it as I do, others say it definitely went in. Someone, anyone, find some footage to prove me wrong or right. I am sure I remember malone screaming something about the best goal that never was. Your right it did hit the bar, it was up the other end of the pitch to the City fans too. There was a universal WTF noise all around, he certainly made an impression on the fans, for all the wrong reasons though. Just tried YouTube to see if it was on there, no joy. There are Ray Atteveld videos though, just so you can call him a Tw.t in the comments section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 That's what happens when you play 1-1-8, suicidal formation. Mcinnes out. Harsh, it's the only formation he hasn't tried this half and you have to moan about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Your right it did hit the bar, it was up the other end of the pitch to the City fans too. There was a universal WTF noise all around, he certainly made an impression on the fans, for all the wrong reasons though. Just tried YouTube to see if it was on there, no joy. There are Ray Atteveld videos though, just so you can call him a Tw.t in the comments section. Good, people have told me it went straight in, and i thought i was going mad. I didn't go to the game, i just remember the replay on HTV, and it was so clear it wasn't a goal! I am sure NTTDS has it somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Harsh, it's the only formation he hasn't tried this half and you have to moan about it. muppet, doesn't know what he is doing, fancy playing that formation when you have just signed 2 centre backs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Bikey sent off for biting an opponents ear half off apparently Mcinnes now to try 0-8-1 formation, commentators report that it is unlikely to make a difference to the score line. Adam Baker is on his third pizza of the half #ieatlotsofpizzasbecausetheyarefreeifyouplugthemenoughontwatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Bikey sent off for biting an opponents ear half off apparently Mcinnes now to try 0-8-1 formation, commentators report that it is unlikely to make a difference to the score line. Adam Baker is on his third pizza of the half #ieatlotsofpizzasbecausetheyarefreeifyouplugthemenoughontwatter On your bike Amougou! Waster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 City now 27-0 down , all own goals Ffs, only 25 mins gone as well. Apparently it is on a joint protest about the non Gow testimonial and also t a protest against Sainsburys because they had ran out of stock of Turtle Wax for their Bentleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 City now 27-0 down , all own goals Ffs, only 25 mins gone as well. Apparently it is on a joint protest about the non Gow testimonial and also t a protest against Sainsburys because they had ran out of stock of Turtle Wax for their Bentleys ******* ref, we had played 30 minutes, 32 minutes ago. It's a disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 ******* ref, we had played 30 minutes, 32 minutes ago. It's a disgrace I blame our public broadcaster, they haven't updated their web page. You are obviously gert posh TRL and have Player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 I blame our public broadcaster, they haven't updated their web page. You are obviously gert posh TRL and have Player I blame our public broadcaster, they haven't updated their web page. You are obviously gert posh TRL and have Player I'm posher than that, I'm the ref! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastendFanatic Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Bring on Woolford. Surely it's about time the gypsy king arrived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelbcfc32 Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 apparently during the half time team talk,my source who is a friend of a friend who is a auntie of one of the players,has told me that derek mcinnes will show what scots men are made off by revealing what they have on under there kilts,in burtons shop window if we score a goal in the 2nd half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 please don't score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted March 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 73 minutes gone and we have our first corner of the game, we have changed to a more adventurous formation sticking the very experienced HTV West's very own Roger Malone in an advanced midfield position. This visibly raises the morale of our starstruck mini millionaires to the point where the corner is heading towards goal, this doesn't quite reach the goal so doesn't count as a shot on goal. 75 minutes gone and still no shot away in anger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 In games where it seems we have little to no-chance; those are the games we wake up in; Boro 1 -2 City That wouldnt be great though if we follow that with a loss at home to Coventry. Coventry- Pompey key game to look out for draw prob best? Surely Donny will get nothing at Southampton? then again same sort of game as ours. WHO KNOWS, anything could and probably will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 6:00am The team bus leaves Ashton Gate. 9:00am The coach stops at a Yorkshire Service Station. 9:30am McInnes is driving the bus. 11:00am The bus is seen driving past Middlesboro. 12:15pm The bus arrives in a small Scottish border village, everybody who is not Scottish is ordered from the bus. 12:25pm The bus heads south with 5 new signings, none of which can play football but all have ginger hair, red faces and incomprehensible accents. 2:00pm The new look McBristol City FC arrive at the Riverside. 5:45pm A dejected team made up of Scottish rejects and misfits leave the stadium after another pointless Game, Boro fans suffer mass case of footballing disease believed to be called Deja Vue, they will recover in the morning, though the small away following will suffer for many more weeks to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman Block B Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 Thought It was about time we had one, it seems there is a competition to be the first one to post an official match day thread so I thought it must be my turn this week. Anyway post all your crap in here. Boro ? City Nil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornandbred Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 6:00am The team bus leaves Ashton Gate. 9:00am The coach stops at a Yorkshire Service Station. 9:30am McInnes is driving the bus. 11:00am The bus is seen driving past Middlesboro. 12:15pm The bus arrives in a small Scottish border village, everybody who is not Scottish is ordered from the bus. 12:25pm The bus heads south with 5 new signings, none of which can play football but all have ginger hair, red faces and incomprehensible accents. 2:00pm The new look McBristol City FC arrive at the Riverside. 5:45pm A dejected team made up of Scottish rejects and misfits leave the stadium after another pointless Game, Boro fans suffer mass case of footballing disease believed to be called Deja Vue, they will recover in the morning, though the small away following will suffer for many more weeks to come! You forgot to mention the puncture ....... it was as deflated as the city team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 I'm feeling negative, even though the weather in south bristol is gert lush, and I won the euromillions last night. So ....... here goes:- City to lose at Boro, Coventry to beat Pompey at home = City in bottom three on goal diff. "We are shit". P.S. "Come on you reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Off to the Bentley show room for a test drive in something with over 600 hp (like Nicky Hunt). Tarahh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldlandReddies Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 FANTASTIC performance outbattled them in every department. Right up there with Southampton and West Ham away with the 3 loanees impressing. Brilliant finish from Hogan and James was immense. All the other results have gone for us as well leaving us 6 points clear of the drop. Onwards and upwards. Bring on Derby and another 3 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted March 24, 2012 Report Share Posted March 24, 2012 FANTASTIC performance outbattled them in every department. Right up there with Southampton and West Ham away with the 3 loanees impressing. Brilliant finish from Hogan and James was immense. All the other results have gone for us as well leaving us 6 points clear of the drop. Onwards and upwards. Bring on Derby and another 3 points. Nurse! NURSE!! He's out again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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