BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Ok, I have a suggestion. Why don't we during the half time break at Louis Careys Testimonial sit said prospective Lady in the centre circle and allow what in affect will be a speed dating scenario. We should have a suitor fairly quick because out of say 11000 men most will have been dismissed as drunks and the other one will be left with a wife. Just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 As long as you bring me Kylie and Rihanna as presents for dumping me in the first place! Ok, but you drive a hard bargain. Can we now get a Super King size bed so we can fit the other 2 in ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Montana Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 She could be 20 stone for all we know! Anyway im only 18...............i'll leave it to you oldies to sort out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 She could be 20 stone for all we know! Anyway im only 18...............i'll leave it to you oldies to sort out Ok, so you are 18 stone. How can we sort you out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is anyone else picturing this woman as Adrienne from Rocky? Just me then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is anyone else picturing this woman as Adrienne from Rocky? Just me then... Where did it say she worked in a pet shop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is anyone else picturing this woman as Adrienne from Rocky? Just me then... I am picturing her as Monica Bellucci! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I am picturing her as Monica Bellucci! What? In Swindon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Where did it say she worked in a pet shop ? Obviously you didn't get through the first photo stage to find out more about her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 No, obviously not, I must be more attentive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Montana Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Ok, so you are 18 stone. How can we sort you out ? Haha! Not bad, not quite Lee Evans but not bad! Correction then, im only 18 YEARS OLD, so i'll leave it to you oldies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Has she got big Tits ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Has she got big Tits ? Who Dolly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious.... Does she **** on first dates? Does her Dad own a brewery? Can I play with her tits, or will she show them to me? Not heard that song in years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is she as hot as Stacey Penton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Will she be gentle with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious.... Does she **** on first dates? Does her Dad own a brewery? Can I play with her tits, or will she show them to me? Not heard that song in years! my face will be gone in a quater of an hour......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcherryberry Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Do you have to be single to tap this up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious.... Does she **** on first dates? Does her Dad own a brewery? Can I play with her tits, or will she show them to me? Not heard that song in years! Was that a song by Kevin Bloody Wilson ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10 Yes it was, sorry about the language mods x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Football forum, ummm, has anyone scored yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 You dirty gets the mention of flange and look at you. Saying that i'm 28 next month if she can cook, clean, iron and doesn't look like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down before getting beaten with the ugly branch pass on my details. Well, if you are genuinely keen? PM me Your details.... Inc email address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Do you have to be single to tap this up? Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well, if you are genuinely keen? PM me Your details.... Inc email address not convinced he was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious.... Does she **** on first dates? Does her Dad own a brewery? Can I play with her tits, or will she show them to me? Not heard that song in years! Thanks Kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Who Dolly? They are delightful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 [media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10 Yes it was, sorry about the language mods x Ha, love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well not exactly. We have said we are looking into opportunities.. We have both gone through all our friends and not making any progress. So in answer to a previous posters question she isn't a virgin then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is she any good at keepy uppy? Does she prefer the long ball game? Does she prefer brazilian style? Does she allow balls into the box from wide areas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcherryberry Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Yes! Fair do's. That's me out the running then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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