Andy082005 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Haha amazing thread. Please tell me people have actually sent their photos and are trying to get a date with this 'woman'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Haha amazing thread. Please tell me people have actually sent their photos and are trying to get a date with this 'woman'? I don't know but this is hilarious. Perhaps boatman should post a photo of her so more serious offers come in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pemburthy Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 I'm surprised no one has asked the obvious.... Does she **** on first dates? Does her Dad own a brewery? Can I play with her tits, or will she show them to me? Not heard that song in years! His last tour in UK, this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Tits and timestamp or gtfo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is she any good at keepy uppy? Does she prefer the long ball game? Does she prefer brazilian style? Does she allow balls into the box from wide areas? No No No No............hope that helps.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 No No No No............hope that helps.... It does indeed - I already have a woman that can answer no to those questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted June 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Haha amazing thread. Please tell me people have actually sent their photos and are trying to get a date with this 'woman'? A couple.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 No No No No............hope that helps.... Just how many suitors does the young lady want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just how many suitors does the young lady want? Perhaps she is the sort that regards a spit roast as more than just a tasty evening get together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Perhaps she is the sort that regards a spit roast as more than just a tasty evening get together. What you mean it isn't ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 What you mean it isn't ? Tone, Dolly hasn't really been looking after you all that well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Tone, Dolly hasn't really been looking after you all that well. He's in bloody France! A woman can only do so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 He's in bloody France! A woman can only do so much! Come to bloody France then !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Sil vous plait mon cheri Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Christ, I have started something here. Sounds like Dolly will take you to the next Spit roast Tone, whenever you're over next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Christ, I have started something here. Sounds like Dolly will take you to the next Spit roast Tone, whenever you're over next. I'm on the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Christ, I have started something here. Sounds like Dolly will take you to the next Spit roast Tone, whenever you're over next. Next? She does this often? Not too sure BigTone does disloyalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Next? She does this often? Not too sure BigTone does disloyalty I only have forum eyes for Tone. And Scotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well I'm willing to sell my wife if anyone's interested. 10k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well I'm willing to sell my wife if anyone's interested. 10k? Try eBay.... fees are a nightmare but you might get more than 10K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASSO Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 would she let me piss on her? preferably not in the shower but i'm willing to settle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Is her name Irene? If so.....can we gang "make love" to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Well I'm willing to sell my wife if anyone's interested. 10k? I'm into wife swapping. Got a set of golf clubs, some spanners and a second hand lawn mower for her last week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 this is not now funny , Does this imaginary person have a name, doubt it, photo's..no WIND UP...YES..the latest comments i have read makes me wonder what kind of peeps are on here x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 this is not now funny , Does this imaginary person have a name, doubt it, photo's..no WIND UP...YES..the latest comments i have read makes me wonder what kind of peeps are on here x It is not a wind up. There are no photos of her on this thread, but genuine interest has been followed up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted June 7, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 This all reminds me of the time a girl called Svetlana from Moscow contacted me to inform me she was sick of Russian men & wanted to come to England to start a new life with me, an English gentleman. She sent some pictures and boy was she stunning! All she needed was £10k to help with air fares and cutting thru some red tape. Unfortunately this turned out not to be enough and as I couldn't afford another £15k to smooth things over with Russia's border officials I was forced to let this opportunity pass me by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 This all reminds me of the time a girl called Svetlana from Moscow contacted me to inform me she was sick of Russian men & wanted to come to England to start a new life with me, an English gentleman. She sent some pictures and boy was she stunning! All she needed was £10k to help with air fares and cutting thru some red tape. Unfortunately this turned out not to be enough and as I couldn't afford another £15k to smooth things over with Russia's border officials I was forced to let this opportunity pass me by You jest....but a numpty in work almost fell for one of these scams. The sad thing is, he didn't believe people telling him it was a scam. Shock, he's a sag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 You jest....but a numpty in work almost fell for one of these scams. The sad thing is, he didn't believe people telling him it was a scam. Shock, he's a sag. It's a scam??????? Oh hell................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 It's a scam??????? Oh hell................ Unfortunately it is, and it happens an awful lot. 2 years ago, two chaps called Steve and Keith were told that if they paid 'X' amount of thousands of pounds, they would be given a commanding, atheletic, strong, pacey centre half...... .....we got Damion Stewart. Scams galore everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Unfortunately it is, and it happens an awful lot. 2 years ago, two chaps called Steve and Keith were told that if they paid 'X' amount of thousands of pounds, they would be given a commanding, atheletic, strong, pacey centre half...... .....we got Damion Stewart. Scams galore everywhere I heard a similar story about a right back we signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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