Taylor10 Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Unfortunately it is, and it happens an awful lot. 2 years ago, two chaps called Steve and Keith were told that if they paid 'X' amount of thousands of pounds, they would be given a commanding, atheletic, strong, pacey centre half...... .....we got Damion Stewart. Scams galore everywhere Haha absolutely hilarious!! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Bloody hell, when did you get married? Last time I looked you were getting stalked by a psycho bitch pig! Yep, well obviously he fell for the charms of Spamela Anderson or was it Piggy Lee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 I have to pretend that we got married - or else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 I have to pretend that we got married - or else Or what Kermy my love !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Or what Kermy my love !! She says that she will cut my legs off and sell them to the french. She knows someone on the black market who goes by the name of Big Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 She says that she will cut my legs off and sell them to the french. She knows someone on the black market who goes by the name of Big Tone Mmmm tastes a lot like Chicken you know Kermy xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Il tell you what, she makes a hell of a good spitroast though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Il tell you what, she makes a hell of a good spitroast though oh Kermit and gonzo spit roasting, you will have to tag team with Bunsen and Beaker. That should tenderise the belly of pork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 As previous posts have pointed out "Spit Roasts" don't come any better than my Dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Heaven, I'm in heaven .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john shaws hair Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Dont touch it ,,,, anything to do with boatman shes bound to be a oar :icecream: :icecream: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Dont touch it ,,,, anything to do with boatman shes bound to be a oar :icecream: :icecream: shocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Dont touch it ,,,, anything to do with boatman shes bound to be a oar :icecream: :icecream: So how many strokes will it take ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 So how many strokes will it take ? I'm sure bradley will stroke as much as required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Orr what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john shaws hair Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 So how many strokes will it take ? two gerks...and a squirt apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 two gerks...and a squirt apparently I'm sure James would have gobbled it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Just let the young lady in question read this thread, and she will either turn celibate or ask for Dolly's number! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 So..... Any luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 So..... Any luck? Damn, didn't you get the invite like the rest of the forum? To be fair, after BIG TONE (not just a name) the rest of us ducked out. I said DUCKED. Made Stacy Penton look a novice in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDBS36 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Ahh Stacy Penton now your talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexanl1 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 This thread is still going...!?!? Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Damn, didn't you get the invite like the rest of the forum? To be fair, after BIG TONE (not just a name) the rest of us ducked out. I said DUCKED. Made Stacy Penton look a novice in comparison. Damn. Me and Miss Piggy love playing spin the bottle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Has she been up the Gate yet , what a great place for a first date ! Nothing wrong with that, took my missus on our first date to watch a city tuesday night match and after in the supporters club for a drink 43 years ago and it obviously impressed her as she still lets me down there on my own now !! :ill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Nothing wrong with that, took my missus on our first date to watch a city tuesday night match and after in the supporters club for a drink 43 years ago and it obviously impressed her as she still lets me down there on my own now !! :ill: The prospect of watching another city match didn't interest her then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Just to bring some closure on this post. The young lady has found herself a man, so she is now sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Just to bring some closure on this post. The young lady has found herself a man, so she is now sorted. That's nice. Was it Giles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
II Wurzel II Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Just to bring some closure on this post. The young lady has found herself a man, so she is now sorted. From OTIB or not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrdc Posted July 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 From OTIB or not ? Nope sadly not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Nope sadly not... Ok, so she's obviously happy for 2nd best then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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