eastonboy Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I would rather Sellotape two goldfish to either side of my face, strip naked, with a vuvuzela rammed in my arse, walking through Cardiff city centre with a sheep attached to my penis whilst singing Bread of Heaven via the vuvuzela through the occassional bottom burps that frequent my personage after a heavy night on the Guinness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I'd rather polish Holloway's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Murray doesnt hate the English. You are probably referring to a joke taken out of context. Get with the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I would hope you made sure the final was being played at the millenium stadium before you set off to Wembley. Bollocks!! Ha ha No, actually, if I WAS the minibus driver and the final was at the Millenium Stadium, I would still drive the Gasheads to Wembley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I was once promised and finally taken to Wimbledon for corporate entertainment. Disappointing, horrible day - they lost to Port Vale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Bollocks!! Ha ha No, actually, if I WAS the minibus driver and the final was at the Millenium Stadium, I would still drive the Gasheads to Wembley! good lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Murray doesnt hate the English. You are probably referring to a joke taken out of context. Get with the program. he does, he is infecting one of our own with his Scottish ways. The poor lass will be tainted forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I would rather Sellotape two goldfish to either side of my face, strip naked, with a vuvuzela rammed in my arse, walking through Cardiff city centre with a sheep attached to my penis whilst singing Bread of Heaven via the vuvuzela through the occassional bottom burps that frequent my personage after a heavy night on the Guinness Spilt my cider...Brilliant ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 But can they fire ping pong balls? I have standards! I bet Serena can with top spin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park End Boy Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I would rather Sellotape two goldfish to either side of my face, strip naked, with a vuvuzela rammed in my arse, walking through Cardiff city centre with a sheep attached to my penis whilst singing Bread of Heaven via the vuvuzela through the occassional bottom burps that frequent my personage after a heavy night on the Guinness God, you must really hate tennis ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 I bet Serena can with top spin! it has to be bottom spin or I'm not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Not spot on Nadal beats Murray 13 times, Murray beats Nadal 5 times Murray beats Federer 8 times, Federer beats Murray 7 times Murray beats Djokovic 5 times Djokovic beats Murray 8 times That tells me Murray can beat them all and quite regularly. But can't In the biggest tournaments. He is quite capable of beating them when the pressure isn't on. Big Scottish bottler if you ask me. Sounds a bit like our National Football Team… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted July 5, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 TRL & Fordy, answer me this: if Andy Murray hates the English so much why has he spent his entire career copying our role of plucky losers? Remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 TRL & Fordy, answer me this: if Andy Murray hates the English so much why has he spent his entire career copying our role of plucky losers? Remember imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Because the only people the English can beat are the Scottish it he has elevated himself 1 rung up the shit ladder! I am sure he could beat a fellow Scott, hell he probably could even beat his brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted July 5, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Because the only people the English can beat are the Scottish it he has elevated himself 1 rung up the shit ladder! I am sure he could beat a fellow Scott, hell he probably could even beat his brother! Therefore you are admitting that far from hating us he is actually in awe of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Therefore you are admitting that far from hating us he is actually in awe of us He's double bluffing us. But then again, he is bound to be in Awe of us, there is only 1 way to look from his position, and that is up! God knows if he actually hates us or not! Only thing I ever heard him say is he would support anyone that was playing England in footall, but meant as a Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 If Murray goes on to lose this after being 2 sets up, I will for sure say he is a bottler. First 2 sets he was amazing, now he's looking very worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Murray will certainly need to up his game for Sunday that 3rd set was dreadful but fair play he showed some bottle in that 4th set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Murray will certainly need to up his game for Sunday that 3rd set was dreadful but fair play he showed some bottle in that 4th set. If he plays like he did in the first two sets, he stands a good chance. After all, Murray has beaten Federer more times than Federer has beaten Murray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 If he plays like he did in the first two sets, he stands a good chance. After all, Murray has beaten Federer more times than Federer has beaten Murray. Not when it counts 6 sets to nil in grand slam finals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzle Jordan Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Not when it counts 6 sets to nil in grand slam finals. Yep, but you never know. I would like Murray to win just to see the celebrations. Federer is clear favourite though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted July 6, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 After Sunday's forthcoming defeat, Andy will only need to (somehow) reach the final at Roland Garros to complete the set of losing the final in all four Grand Slam events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Holly willoughby up the council gritter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Holly willoughby up the council gritter Holly Willoughby anywhere. Anyone wearing a Holly Willoughby mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 walk my dog on Ashton VIllage Green. shit, i haven't got a dog.......oh well that doesn't matter....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lita For Congo Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 Put a pencil up my japseye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted July 7, 2012 Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 I would rather have diarrhoea for the duration of the final than ever support Murray. Or watch tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted July 7, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted July 7, 2012 I can't watch tennis without forever wondering why they couldn't score with the simplicity of one - nil, two nil etc., instead of 15-love, deuce and what have you. What game that anyone logical could invent would score in two steps of 15 and then one of 10, then game or deuce or advantage, how the hell is a drinking man supposed to keep up with that nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted July 9, 2012 Admin Report Share Posted July 9, 2012 I can't watch tennis without forever wondering why they couldn't score with the simplicity of one - nil, two nil etc., instead of 15-love, deuce and what have you. What game that anyone logical could invent would score in two steps of 15 and then one of 10, then game or deuce or advantage, how the hell is a drinking man supposed to keep up with that nonsense. Simple, drink whenever you don't know what the score is and you'll soon forget the tennis is even on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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