Randy Marsh Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 What do you think happened at the Xmas party? Mine: Jody Morris bored everyone by name dropping at any given opportunity. McManus punched Foster in the face for being shit at everything, after he couldn't keep one shot of sambucca down. Nyatanga is still missing after being spotted leaving with a handsome young man. Yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Anderson sent his hologram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Our captain was photographed wiping his elbow with £20 notes and not his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Everyone had a great time with not that one thought about being in the relgation scrap, morris blabbing off about he's the ******* best human being in the world.. fontaine tried to punch heaten.. but missed.. foster got lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Woolford only enjoyed himself when Cunningham was in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Adomah went for a brisk jog to get some air after feeling tipsy, last seen still running past the outskirts of Gmina koniusza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I understand that they are all still there drinking Iron Bru and having a big argument. Del asked for a volunteer so they could play 'pin the tail on the donkey' Everyone put their hand up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Poor Liam hasn't had a drink all night, he was in a round with Marvin and every time he passed he missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Every time someone tried to hand our catain a drink, he went the other way while Marv charged around the dance floor like a headless chicken! The DJ was crap but Del found a positive in the nights debacle as at least the DJ turned up! Our midfield players were there but nobody saw them while Balders kept trying to chat up birds who were 2 feet taller than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 The whole thing should have been cancelled at 5pm yesterday. Embarrassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Rumours of anyone at the bar other than Kilkenny are unfounded, he was there all night, passing backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 A fight between Kilkenny and Morris broke out, Heaton tried to stop it but couldn't stop anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habberss Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 And there was still no taxi waiting for mcwinless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I heard all our midfielders didn't move the whole night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Most of em got pizzed up and talked about the new cars they were going to get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 stead went there with taylor trying to chat up the barmaids.needless to say,they didnt score,danny wilson forgot his id and didnt get in.the board went home happy having got value for money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 louis carey took his barbecue and dropped it on his foot. now sidelined til march Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whale Eye Beef Hooked Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I heard they all turned up at different locations due to bad organisation from the management and lack of communication from the players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I BELIEVE Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 And none of them scored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC_Mike Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Jon Stead proved to everyone what a lovely guy he is. Then he spent Half the night on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 The DJ tried to get them on the dance floor, but it was backs to the wall all night long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edada Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Didn't have enough players to fill the bar so borrowed some from other clubs then decided not to let any of them in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Morris suggested that everybody put blindfolds on and try and guess who they were bumping in to. This quickly turned into a farce as Heaton man-handled Foster and Fontaine, thinking that they were a pair of tits in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 On the way to the party Heaton saw a nativity scene with a cross and remains, to this minute, rooted to the spot somewhere in London. Kilkenney is on the top of an open bus as 'chief pointer' for tourist attractions. Albert's still making his way back. Stead has confirmed he can't pogo as this involves jumping off the ground. Anderson's still waiting for his invitation to attend. Elliot's reminising in the corner about the good old days when he used to score.... ......there's some mileage in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="screech" data-cid="1682460" data-time="1355668650"><p> Our captain was photographed wiping his elbow with £20 notes and not his arse.</p></blockquote> I salute you. That is ****ing brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 It all ended up in tears when Fontain insisted on captaining the boat for oops upside your head. It then sank without a trace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 the party started doing the hokey cokey. cunningham got ignored for the rest of the night after being the only one who did it right due to the fact he knew his left from his right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Apparently, the highlight was to have been a jeroboam of bubbly, to be opened at midnight. Alas, after three minutes, a gatecrasher danced right through our team, took the bubbly off the bar, and danced off into the night without being touched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northampton Red Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Some absolute gold in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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