CiderArmyy Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 gerken started pissing in his pint. in his defence he thought his pint was a bunch of flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 This is what should have happened; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2249440/Newcastle-United-cancel-Christmas-party.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 @myol'man +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Foster spent the whole night passing the drinks back to the barman. Anderson and D Wilson didnt get invite as McInnes had never seen them before. Fontaine and Pearson spent the whole night buying Del Boy drinks to get into the squad for the rest of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcofisher Posted December 18, 2012 Report Share Posted December 18, 2012 Del asked Adomah to stick the tail on the donkey, 15 minutes later Stead was admitted to hospital for having a pin stuck up his backside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citywest30 Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="BCFChris" data-cid="1682674" data-time="1355687679"><p> After dessert Fontaine told Dell that he had a good idea on how to strengthen the team. Dell said great, when are you leaving?</p></blockquote> As if del would have said that. That would suggest he realises what bad form he's in at the min. He would be more likely to say, "Wow Liam, tell me how I can clone 3 more of you so I can have 4 Fontaines in my defence. In fact screw it, I'll have 4 more of you and put you in goal too!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglia Red Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Heaton went to the loo only to find the toilet roll had all been used up. came out and said he hadn't found a clean sheet all season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Lansdown brought in a sack of presents but couldn't see Santa - so instead he gave the sack to...................................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Nobody spoke to each other all night because THE SOUND SYSTEM WAS TURNED UP TOO LOUD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Lincs Red Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 The chef asked Del how he wanted his veg? He replied "in a flat back four as normal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 In seriousness now, i think they deserve to let off some steam, Xmas partys are a great excuse to get to know other people, its a good bonding session for the lads, I think. And tbh, the Clubs who cancleed the Xmas partys to 'teach em a lesson'... its a pure farce, a desperate attempt to place blame on the players to appease the fans and media, when really the players probably didn't give a crap about the Do and the club probably forgot to arrange it anyway.., which makes it an even more of a pathetic attempt at disciplining the players, its stupid and counter productive, it will be interesting to see how the clubs that did and didn't curfew Xmas do from now on.., I hope they do shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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