The Casual Connoisseur Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 I heard that they spent thousands of pounds on cocaine & poppers, bummed the crap out of each other in a circle & sang goodnight Irene til their throats bled like their ring pieces! For most of us that would be an embarrissing scenario, to this bunch of cretins it would be an improvement on what happens when they get on a football pitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 all the ladies said taylor has a great first touch for a big man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 They sat down at the table and the waiter said to Derek " Would you like Turkey? " After Derek nodded he said "what about the vegetables? " "Oh they will have Turkey as well " said the boss. " OK, would you like stuffing ? " he was asked "No thanks, we have been stuffed enough this year already" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolman03 Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Although known to be the heart and soul of the party, it was 5 minutes untill closing by the time Steve Davies was allowed in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 How about ........... they all were so concerned about our league position that they laughed until dawn. On waking up they just .......... laughed again, but more so because it was a new day? The King is dead...... long live the King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 nobodies said how pickled gerken was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Although known to be the heart and soul of the party, it was 5 minutes untill closing by the time Steve Davies was allowed in He went straight up to the bar and had a couple of shots......................... He scored with both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 double post, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiltsRobbins Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Just pissing myself reading some of this on here, sooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 As they were eating McManus asked Bates to pass the salt. He did, and it ended up on the next table in front of a fellow in a blue shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellRedPhil Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Anderson sent his hologram. Woolford only enjoyed himself when Cunningham was in the room. Superb Esmond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngish Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="The Horse With No Name" data-cid="1682665" data-time="1355686945"><p> As they were eating McManus asked Bates to pass the salt. He did, and it ended up on the next table in front of a fellow in a blue shirt.</p></blockquote> Fontaine then took it upon himself to keep passing more and more salt to McManus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 After dessert Fontaine told Dell that he had a good idea on how to strengthen the team. Dell said great, when are you leaving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcnick Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Anderson, Morris and Davies were given expensive tickets and chauffeur driven to the venue but were then refused entry. Bolaisie and Pitman asked to show their party tricks but were told to attend another party where they were signed up by a talent spotter and instantly quadrupled their value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 they then got bored of that game and let heaton get peppered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Skuse found with the shit kicked out of him in the toilets after Elliott and Killkenny misunderstood his talk about making a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Morris invited John Terry and got him pissed and signed him up for a float at the Notting Hill carnival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 baldock tried to cheer himself up by blowing bubbles in his beer,morris walked out after finding the haggis was steamed and not roasted,albert got arrested for drying his hands on delboys kilt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Wow this party seemed preetty awesome, are any true? I want one of these holograms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 i doubt it Teddy but it aint half helping lift the gloom of yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croax Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Derek shows off his party trick of purchasing a bottle of Moet from the bar and somehow turning it into a can of John Smiths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Pearson just ran in circles all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 The waiter brought the wine bottle to the table and had a lot of trouble getting the cork out. Derek, quietly said to him " Excuse me, but can you manage? " " You **** off " said the waiter " You got in this mess, you bloody sort it out " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderArmyy Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Elliot apparantley tried to control the amount of pints we had. Not a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totterdown Tom Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 The defence were asked to work on the doors, allowing all sorts of riff-raff through apparently at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edada Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Del brought in all his own catering staff and even though the food was all out of date and poor to look at, everyone was promised cordon bleu in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 On the coach on the way home, Derek decided to have a whip round for the driver so he sent a youth player along the coach with a tin. The strikers all went to put in, but they missed, the midfielders just couldn't be arsed to, and the defenders were all asleep. As for Heaton, he was given the tin but couldn't hold onto it but did manage to parry it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 this is what needs pinning on the dressing room wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 Apparently the security staff left halfway through the evening. They couldn't bear to watch any more. It's all right, though. Del will have the players watching the security video on Monday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenkibby. Posted December 16, 2012 Report Share Posted December 16, 2012 i heard all the boys trapped,witch was increable since the boys!have not trapped a ball all season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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