TRL Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I thought religions that don't do pork was because they didn't eat it not because it exists? If they forced him to eat it thats a pretty awful thing to do...but if not then surely religion doesn't come into it and therefore its just s pretty awful thing to do... Some find it unclean, and it is not to be eaten or touched. So if he was of those beliefs, to have it left on his clothes is bang out of order. I think it is pretty out of order leaving a bleeding pigs head in a locker on clothes anyway. If something personal to me got caked in blood, I would be slightly more than pissed of. It isn't a prank, its stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfred Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 it's only the head, at least they didn't go full hog Made I larf!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Some find it unclean, and it is not to be eaten or touched. So if he was of those beliefs, to have it left on his clothes is bang out of order. I think it is pretty out of order leaving a bleeding pigs head in a locker on clothes anyway. If something personal to me got caked in blood, I would be slightly more than pissed of. It isn't a prank, its stupid. Is this the same god that supposed to have made everything, including animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Is this the same god that supposed to have made everything, including animals? Apparently so. Weird isn't it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Apparently so. Weird isn't it?! Don't you just love 20th century religions?. You can just imagine some of the conversations. "What rules shall we have"?, "how about as many wives as you like". "How about taking 10% of their earnings". "How about ganja being allowed", "yeah man, sounds great to me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Just to confirm you mean the player who left the pigs head and not jones right? The player doing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnowleCity Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Don't you just love 20th century religions?. You can just imagine some of the conversations. "What rules shall we have"?, "how about as many wives as you like". "How about taking 10% of their earnings". "How about ganja being allowed", "yeah man, sounds great to me". Don't forget Alcohol = Non merci Underage prostitutes = Oui Oui Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 The most entertaining thing stoke have done all season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Don't forget Alcohol = Non merci Underage prostitutes = Oui Oui or the one that makes you sign a legal waiver when you join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezgimed Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I'm a bit confused. Where did jerk pulled pork originate from then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 or the one that makes you sign a legal waiver when you join. What about the religion that butchers young girls genitalia, a remarkable selfless act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Think Marv and Kenwyn are cousins, makes sense - it certainly helps explain Marv's reaction time/spatial awareness if he's been sharing his cousins extra-curricular horticultural interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 I'm a bit confused. Where did jerk pulled pork originate from then? Two separate things; jerk chicken is a spiced rub/marinade for chicken, originating in the West Indies. Pulled Pork is a slow cooked pork dish where the pork is cooked and so tender that it can be pulled away from the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Footballers have and will continue to do far worse, just look at Plymouth's new/old goalkeeper or Ched Evans for starters. The problem is they are overpaid and have far too much time on their hands and oh yes most of them are dullards. Being a complete bell-end and being overpaid aren't mutually inclusive. I'm certainly not overpaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 This reminded me of the story of a guy who went around to his local mosque on numerous occasions and laced the shoes outside with pork chops. He was later arrested. The defence lawyer butchered the case and the judge was not very loinient in his sentencing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunnyfunt Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 The defence lawyer butchered the case and the judge was not very loinient in his sentencing.Alright pal! I meant no beef! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Is this the same god that supposed to have made everything, including animals?Absolutely. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I just don't 'get' religion. Never could understand the hoo-ha. Seems to me it's the cause of almost all of the worlds ills. Ashton Gate is my church!! How the hell can anyone consider pork to be dirty? I just don't get it. Ok it's not nice to find a pigs head in your locker but if you choose to make the rules of your faith as such then others will attempt to use it against you. If you create a weakness for yourself, advantage will be taken. Personally, my thoughts are with the pig whose life has been ended for no good reason. Anyone think about what the pig wanted out of life (or indeed the afterlife)? He may be appalled to find himself the centre of such an unnecessary furore. My conclusion : Most footballers are ***** and religion is a pile of pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marshy Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 They could have had the decency to attach a recipe: http://stackofrecipes.com/topic/17929/making-brawn-pig39s-head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 So Pulis' head has now come off so what. The wheels came off a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Funny I reckon! Jones needs to lighten up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 The culprit must be feeling a right FATWAlly now, Jesus someone could be crucified for something like this, its a cross he will be bearing from now on. If I was him I'd be bacon forgiveness, blaming pig ignorance, feeling vewry vewry sow-rry & hoping I don't end up out of the frying pan and into the pyre . Porking fun at someone's beliefs is no joke especially in the porkplace sorry workplace, no doubt the truth will out and the culprit/culprits could end up facing the chop, or at the very least receiving a severe roasting. I believe heads may roll. Whatever, a right pigs ear was made of things if the intention was just a bit of banter, some ribbing is normal but this had snout to do with humour. Many sportmen aren't the brightest, some are just brawn to be wild, and as the saying goes 'you cant educate pork' (makes for a crackling end of season story though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN WILSON Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 This thread is such a boar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWRed Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 They are a team renowned for their hoof-ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Should be chopped from the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Kermit done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS5_RED Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 By all accounts Whelan is a proper swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 What the hell?, Whistle happy stole all the puns, not very sporting and chop was mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 What the hell?, Whistle happy stole all the puns, not very sporting and chop was mine. sorry Ted, did I do Wong?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunnyfunt Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Absolutely. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I just don't 'get' religion. Never could understand the hoo-ha. Seems to me it's the cause of almost all of the worlds ills. Ashton Gate is my church!! How the hell can anyone consider pork to be dirty? I just don't get it. Ok it's not nice to find a pigs head in your locker but if you choose to make the rules of your faith as such then others will attempt to use it against you. If you create a weakness for yourself, advantage will be taken. Personally, my thoughts are with the pig whose life has been ended for no good reason. Anyone think about what the pig wanted out of life (or indeed the afterlife)? He may be appalled to find himself the centre of such an unnecessary furore. My conclusion : Most footballers are ***** and religion is a pile of pap.The pig will be the centre of the spit roast at the end of season party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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