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Playing simple passing football is a joy to watch pass and move is the mantra, playing in neat triangles if you will, but what are triangles and how are they relevant to what we are to trying to achieve well there are 3 main types of triangles

Equilateral Triangle

Isosceles Triangle

Scalene Triangle

The equilateral triangle is well exactly that all the sides are equal (not true in football as the gash are rubbish) and all the angles are equal what can we learn from this particular triangle well maybe we shouldn't underestimate any one this season.

The isosceles triangle is an triangle that have two sides of equal measure and a third side of undetermined length (not to sure I can find a football reference here but it's a triangle none the less and therefore had to be mentioned)

The scalene triangle is the one we will most likely be seeing this coming season, this triangles side of each of unequal length as each player should keep moving to receive and move the ball around each side of the triangle they make should be different. The real fun begins when they start to make reparative scalene triangles

(Then we should create a lot of space this way)

In conclusion triangles are going to be a big part of next season and this club has been going backwards for the last few seasons we need to turn it 180 degrees which coincidently adds up to all the total internal angles together!

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Playing simple passing football is a joy to watch pass and move is the mantra, playing in neat triangles if you will, but what are triangles and how are they relevant to what we are to trying to achieve well there are 3 main types of triangles

Equilateral Triangle

Isosceles Triangle

Scalene Triangle

The equilateral triangle is well exactly that all the sides are equal (not true in football as the gash are rubbish) and all the angles are equal what can we learn from this particular triangle well maybe we shouldn't underestimate any one this season.

The isosceles triangle is an triangle that have two sides of equal measure and a third side of undetermined length (not to sure I can find a football reference here but it's a triangle none the less and therefore had to be mentioned)

The scalene triangle is the one we will most likely be seeing this coming season, this triangles side of each of unequal length as each player should keep moving to receive and move the ball around each side of the triangle they make should be different. The real fun begins when they start to make reparative scalene triangles

(Then we should create a lot of space this way)

In conclusion triangles are going to be a big part of next season and this club has been going backwards for the last few seasons we need to turn it 180 degrees which coincidently adds up to all the total internal angles together!

Let's hope we don't take up the Bermuda triangle otherwise the players and the ball may start to go missing.

Top post though I may add!

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Playing simple passing football is a joy to watch pass and move is the mantra, playing in neat triangles if you will, but what are triangles and how are they relevant to what we are to trying to achieve well there are 3 main types of triangles

Equilateral Triangle

Isosceles Triangle

Scalene Triangle

The equilateral triangle is well exactly that all the sides are equal (not true in football as the gash are rubbish) and all the angles are equal what can we learn from this particular triangle well maybe we shouldn't underestimate any one this season.

The isosceles triangle is an triangle that have two sides of equal measure and a third side of undetermined length (not to sure I can find a football reference here but it's a triangle none the less and therefore had to be mentioned)

The scalene triangle is the one we will most likely be seeing this coming season, this triangles side of each of unequal length as each player should keep moving to receive and move the ball around each side of the triangle they make should be different. The real fun begins when they start to make reparative scalene triangles

(Then we should create a lot of space this way)

In conclusion triangles are going to be a big part of next season and this club has been going backwards for the last few seasons we need to turn it 180 degrees which coincidently adds up to all the total internal angles together!

You forgot to mention that all triangles have 3 points.

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Indeed, I think we need to sign Dave Pythagoras - he's a tremendously cultured midfielder who is adept at this kind of philosophy. I think he's currently plying his trade at Greek Div 2 Club Iraklis Thessalonika. He might command a fee though, a few hundred thousand obals should do the trick.

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Indeed, I think we need to sign Dave Pythagoras - he's a tremendously cultured midfielder who is adept at this kind of philosophy. I think he's currently plying his trade at Greek Div 2 Club Iraklis Thessalonika. He might command a fee though, a few hundred thousand obals should do the trick.

What's a Grecian earn?

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Next week's open university lecture in the series ' triganometry for league 1 fans' is ' pythagorus' s theory on the training ground'.

The following week its ' 180 degrees in a triangle but will this be reduced under ffp?'.

The lecturer is Albert Einstein, who must be black because he's named after Uncle Albett!

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This thread sums up all that is wrong with English football. Here we are talking about triangles when the other major European countries moved on to paralellorgrams, rhomboids and trapeziums 2 decades ago. The Hungarians dumped Pythagoras and moved on to non-Euclidian geometry in the 1950's for God's sake. In Germany you can't be a Coach without a UEFA A license and at least a 2:1 in Pure Mathematics. It is a little known fact that in Spain tiki taka is slang for solid geometry. Meanwhile Newcastle appoint a Director of Football who failed his Maths 11-plus in 1952 and whose tactics as a manager were to kick the ball in long straight lines. The new FA centre at St George's Park has links with a local college that doesn't even have a Mathematics department. Bloody dinosaurs. :grr:

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