The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 ...a.....a...a Lesbian, ....no, sorry, (Freudian slip, sorry)...I'm nervous actually. Sorry, never been to this before...Umm, yes, my name's Les and, um, I'm adickhead..no, sorry. No, I'm uh, a addicted... Can I just ask, why has that bloke got a pretend hedgehog? Sorry. I'll let someone else speak now. Oh, meant to say, think some mad gymnast or something used the bog and there's sh1t all over the seat, the back, everywhere. It stinks, too. Sorry. That's all. Oh dear god. Can you ask that fellow not to do that with his fingers coming out of his eye? Oh, one more thing. Um, confidentiality. Do we really have to have that dolly bird, lovely as she is, posting everything out on social media as we speak? And I seem to know everyone here, kind of. Thought this was anonymous? And is this fancy dress, as well? Not my thing really, certainly not dressing up like a bridesmaid. I'll stop there. Someone else speak now, while I move and sit next to Glyn Riley. Alright Glyn, bloody legend mate "Sssssshhhhh!!" Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Put me in touch with your meth/crack dealer. I want what you're having. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Put me in touch with your meth/crack dealer. I want what you're having. Ok. Pint after? Have you seen him over there, that's Bob bloody Dylan int it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Oh bugger. Think that big bloke, think he said his name was "Tone," pretty sure I was tapping up his bird not so long ago. Hope he doesn't twig who I am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I don't know I think I just saw a marzipan albatross talking to sergeant pepper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I don't know I think I just saw a marzipan albatross talking to sergeant pepper... Okay. Think you're at the wrong group, "Jimbo." Speak to the leader after, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 and to think I used to find Roger Malone's posts confusing Good to see the festive spirit is rubbing off on you Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 and to think I used to find Roger Malone's posts confusing Good to see the festive spirit is rubbing off on you Q Looking a bit pale there, mate. First time here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Horace isn't a pretend hedgehog. He's been to the Gate more often this season than some I could name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Horace isn't a pretend hedgehog. He's been to the Gate more often this season than some I could name I think you're at the RIGHT group. Definitely. We're here to support each other in all this (Not a pretend hedgehog? Bloody hell. This group is worse than I thought. I'm alright really, but this lot got problems...mmm, that's Jimmy Mann, blimey. Sit next to him next week....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (And Tinns, still insisting he be called up for England, poor thing. Can't adapt to not playing anymore, poor bugger...mind, in front of Leighton Banes, tasty?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (And that kiddie there, a RightPlum. Talking boldocks, honestly. Give it a rest mate...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (Dear God! A bloody hippy! The 1960s are over, maaaan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bemmyredjeff Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Horace isn't a pretend hedgehog. He's been to the Gate more often this season than some I could name 5 times then. That seems to be the total that appears to allow some on here the right to give an overall expert analysis on our dismal season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (I'm going to struggle to KeepCalm here....still an hour to go....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 5 times then. That seems to be the total that appears to allow some on here the right to give an overall expert analysis on our dismal season. (Ooh, dear. Judgmental comment there. He's got it bad. Maybe it's his first week too...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Can I just say there seems to be a lot of anger in the room today. So much feeling. I'm here for support and to support everyone else too (Yeah, right....boldocks, say the right thing...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (And Tinns, still insisting he be called up for England, poor thing. Can't adapt to not playing anymore, poor bugger...mind, in front of Leighton Banes, tasty?) If you happen to bump into Basso, in your imaginary world, can you ask him his chances of making the Brazil World Cup squad? And then let us know. Cheers Q old chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (Blimey, Dave Floyd's here, unall. Must be effecting his work, poor old Dave...and he's got his hands full as it is down the Gate....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 If you happen to bump into Basso, in your imaginary world, can you ask him his chances of making the Brazil World Cup squad? And then let us know. Cheers Q old chap. (What was all that? "Been through the desert on what?" This group is nuts, bloody nuts...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les before you send a disturbing or bad taste post think how it will be received,and If it could possibly offend some one . Then send the fokker regardless ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les before you send a disturbing or bad taste post think how it will be received,and If it could possibly offend some one . Then send the fokker regardless ! That's why I'm here at this support group. Why are you "Always" here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (It's nice to see some ladies here...seen that one near Chessel Street, sure I have....poor thing, ending up here with all these sad blokes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 That's why I'm here at this support group. Why are you "Always" here? I'm 'Always 'everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I'm 'Always 'everywhere. "Always" tell the group why, if you can. When you're ready, "Always," in your own time...we're all here to support each other (Even bloody old fellers dressed up like a girl for a wedding...poor bugger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Egg Don't be shy, "Alex." You can speak safely here...be brave...no one is here to judge or ridicule... (!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I think Q has got love sickness for some dolly bird. He is definitely on a high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I think Q has got love sickness for some dolly bird. He is definitely on a high. Romantic relationships between the addicted are not encouraged in the group, "Thresh," just supportive ones... (Not my fault if that delightful dolly bird is crazy for old Les! Who can blame her, though. Think the group should make an exception here...fingers crossed...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 (Would you believe it - that bloke's a ringer for Tommy Cooper, and another who looks like a pub! BarBS3 if I'm not mistaken...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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