The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Sausage caserole. Would you like to say anymore on this to the group, "Cyril"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Lovely to have "SydneyCity," join us. You've come a long, long way. Welcome to the group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Phillips screwdriver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les - If I had an addiction to knocking one off would I have to stand up (no pun intended) and say Hello Everyone 'I'm a ******' Apparently Carl Hutchings had this same addiction and was often seen banging one out during the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Phillips screwdriver. I've got a Phillips head and a flat head screwdriver, what do we need them for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Phillips screwdriver. Okay. Lovely. Thank you "Cyril." You can go back to the Gents now if you wish, unless you have a bit more to share with us?...wash your hands though remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've got a Phillips head and a flat head screwdriver, what do we need them for? Theres a few screws loose in this thread, fear you may need a pozidrive as well.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I've got a Phillips head and a flat head screwdriver, what do we need them for? Thank you Dolly. Can we talk about our feelings please, rather than mocking those struggling with all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Is that "RalphMilnesLeftFoot" dawdling just outside, not sure whether to join us? Would someone go out and invite him to join us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Thank you to everyone for coming today. Same time next week. Before we go, can we go round and hear one thing you will each take away with you from this session? "Nogbad" would you like to start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I'll do anything, Nog, but ffs, why d'you have to tell me all this here?? Let's find a boozer after, you can buy me a pint.... Look, I'll do anything. I even offered her a chicken bucket over kfc, but she is playing it proper cool...definitely a sign of interest, but the waiting and not knowing...doing me head "Sssshhhhh!" Cott's arse is in front of your face. As far as Dolly's kissing intentions are concerned anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Well, I think "Nog's" attention wandered off a bit there towards the end. You can attend the Meditation group, "Nog" Anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les me old mate, how you doing? Had some encouraging news about my liver today. Doctor took the penultimate blood test and told me that there's is a chance I could have a drop or two in the near future. When I tried to push him as to what a drop was, he just raised his eyebrows ? What would you consider a drop to be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Allen Keys. And I didn't realise Dolly was keen on screwdrivers, I'll have to ask her round to see my comprehensive snap-on collection......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Cott's arse is in front of your face. As far as Dolly's kissing intentions are concerned anyway. Cotts arse is on the line, "Nog." And Dolly's intentions, well, she is keeping me guessing, that's for sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Thank you Dolly. Can we talk about our feelings please, rather than mocking those struggling with all this? My feelings? My feelings are "how the bloody hell am I gonna wrap all the presents currently stopping me closing my wardrobe?" "Why did my stupid cat come in drenched like he's been for a swim?" And "Can I afford a Chinese takeaway on Friday?" Will that do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Allen Keys. And I didn't realise Dolly was keen on screwdrivers, I'll have to ask her round to see my comprehensive snap-on collection......... This is all getting out of hand now. Blokes only next week. Sad blokes only. Sad lonely blokes only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 This is all getting out of hand now. Blokes only next week. Sad blokes only. Sad lonely blokes only... Only sad lonely blokes, okay? Or am I alone in this here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 My feelings? My feelings are "how the bloody hell am I gonna wrap all the presents currently stopping me closing my wardrobe?" "Why did my stupid cat come in drenched like he's been for a swim?" And "Can I afford a Chinese takeaway on Friday?" Will that do? Bloody nora, it's all flooding out now, just as I'm trying to wrap things up. So that's you and me, Dolly, Christmas Wrapping. Can we come back to this next week? Oh, you're not a sad, lonely bloke are you? KFC sometime?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les me old mate, how you doing? Had some encouraging news about my liver today. Doctor took the penultimate blood test and told me that there's is a chance I could have a drop or two in the near future. When I tried to push him as to what a drop was, he just raised his eyebrows ? What would you consider a drop to be ? Swank, that's wonderful news. Very pleased for you. Think you'll be needing more than a drop or two, sadly, if Saturday is anything to go by. Can you arrive a bit earlier for next week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Bloody nora, it's all flooding out now, just as I'm trying to wrap things up. So that's you and me, Dolly, Christmas Wrapping. Can we come back to this next week? Oh, you're not a sad, lonely bloke are you? KFC sometime?? Didn't you get the hint, she likes Chinese, not greasy yank muck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 It's lovely that people are still arriving and keen to join, but I'm trying to bring things to a close for this week. I do have a life outside this group you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les, do you have a sister called Marjorie who runs the Fat Fighters group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Didn't you get the hint, she likes Chinese, not greasy yank muck. Did I miss a sitter there? Oh crumbs. So, Dolly's after someone to help with the cat and the pressies and Christmas stuff, and she prefers a Chinese to a greasy bucket of spotty adolescent chicken. In a bucket? Right. Thanks, "Maesk." Bless you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Les, do you have a sister called Marjorie who runs the Fat Fighters group? I'm not sure this is within the group confidentiality boundaries, "Maesk." Can we meet before next week's group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Thank you to everyone for coming today. Same time next week. Before we go, can we go round and hear one thing you will each take away with you from this session? "Nogbad" would you like to start? So nobody's "taking anything away from this session" then? Okay. At least we should have enough chairs for next week then. Thanks again. Goodnight. Up the City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 16, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 I'm not sure this is within the group confidentiality boundaries, "Maesk." Can we meet before next week's group? We can as long as you aren't Marjorie........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 So nobody's "taking anything away from this session" then? Okay. At least we should have enough chairs for next week then. Thanks again. Goodnight. Up the City Keep an eye out for the Scottish chap in the corner. You know, the one in the Malaysia red dragons tie. He might be taking away the petty cash tin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 thanks for a great evening,can i take my seat with me? wouldnt want it thrown at cinderford by a non attender tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted December 16, 2013 Report Share Posted December 16, 2013 Hi, have I come on the wrong day? I've been told to turn up here for the beginners class of the basic kitchen hygiene workshop. I hope to pass so that I can work at Ashton gate on alternate Saturdays. Hello! Hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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