downendcity Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Would that be battered or plain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Would that be battered or plain? Flour, egg and crushed cornflakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant plucker Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Aughhhhh! My eyes are watering, and my nutsack has disappeared into my abdomen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten minutes of rough Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Deep fried chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redrobbin Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. This is what these conservative types do for fun. So I've been told that is. Duct tape and hampsters also spring to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 If the game is called off due to the bad weather, what better way to spend the evening than hanging out in Clevedon with TB and his mates? Nip round to the Curzon, watch a flick and get a few Kia-Oras down you.Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. I thought it was Quatro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Kia-Oras! Are you soft or something? Anyone who's anybody know's that Um Bongo is the drink for the hardened drinker in Clevedon. Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 "I'll be your dog!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo. More Um Bongo trivia (from Wiki): In 1999, Um Bongo gained a sister drink called "Um Ognob",where "Bongo" was spelled backwards. Um Ognob contained a vitamin-enriched blend of apple, banana, apricot, orange and passion fruit juice. It was discontinued in 2003. Not sure I would have suggested getting a few Um Ognobs down you. Anyway, I hope the weather's fine for tonight's match. Hoping for a win, fearing another draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semblar Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Just because you want to do that to your MP is no reason to tell us all about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Are you sure Southside ? Oh well I guess it takes all sorts, most of us Red blooded blokes would prefer Mildred, btw you spelt friar wrong. Anyway I found you a little soft porn to whet your appetite, see below. ( Surprisingly you're not alone in your desires, as you can see another Robin enjoys a ride on the fat friar too, right up until he gets tossed off! ) ENJOY!! http://youtu.be/XO_DVDHfDGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Please can someone go lock the gates so they're trapped there. Forever! Does this 'programme' called 'One Direction' polarise opinion then? I have no idea what it is or what it is about but it seems that the name of it is rather apt given that you have locked the Pier Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Does this 'programme' called 'One Direction' polarise opinion then? I have no idea what it is or what it is about but it seems that the name of it is rather apt given that you have locked the Pier Gates. Similarly bemused. Has Dolly got herself deliberately trapped on the pier with these people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Similarly bemused. Has Dolly got herself deliberately trapped on the pier with these people? Weston peer? Not the appalling Archer chappie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Weston peer? Not the appalling Archer chappie? No. Clevedon. Up-market version of Weston. Just got your pun. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 No. Clevedon. Up-market version of Weston. Just got your pun. Nice one. Is there a Lord Clevedon? Is he a Gashead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 No. Clevedon. Up-market version of Weston. Just got your pun. Nice one. Is there a Lord Clevedon? Is he a Gashead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Is there a Lord Clevedon? Is he a Gashead? I always had the impression that Weston had an abnormally high proportion of Rovers fans whereas further up the coast things were more civilised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 It's raining. Could be 3 hours of this until kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd rather put my cock in a deep fat fryer. Why did cheesy chips spring to mind when I read that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 As it was sunny earlier in the day I've bought a frozen Jubbly to take to the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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