Admin phantom Posted April 7, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/dog-pitch-crewe-vs-brentford-3151047 I never understood how or why someone would take their dog with them into a ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I saw a lad who used to sit in the row in front of me in the Dolman run on to the pitch during the second half of *that* Cardiff game (you know, the one with the free match programme). He managed to run to the centre circle and back (from the half way line) to retrieve his boot. I didn't see who threw it on (him or a mate), neither do I have any idea whether it was aimed at any player in particular. Game continued and 2 minutes later said lad appeared back in his seat. So either I imagined the whole thing or the referee and stewards were having a blinder (quite literally). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 a bloke on the pitch after the rovers game with a suitcase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 a bloke on the pitch after the rovers game with a suitcase. Maybe that was Jon Lansdown kicking off......later to be charged with GBH (Grievous Briefcase harm).............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Not really on the pitch, but our infamous game away at CCFC in early 2000's. One of the welcoming locals stood in the corner of their end nearest to us was head to toe in Burberry check clothing. He had the lot, including gloves and an umbrella that he was constantly waving above his head. He looked a right tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule The Waves Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now you've got me thinking, all of the funniest things I have seen are off the pitch. Wycombe away some time early 2000's again. We were all plotted up in the famous White Horse before the game-one of our fans found a function room complete with approx 3-4m long lighting rigs, complete with disco balls, lasers etc. one of the bar staff saw him on CCTV and had a go at him. A couple of hours later the same lighting rig was in the away end at Adams Park. Same game, there was a penalty shoot out at half time in the goal in front of us - one of them skied it so the ball ended up in the City end for a few minutes. Bloke went to kick it back but slipped, ball went up at full pelt, rebounded off the steelwork above and hit him square on the hooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Was n't it Wolfie ? strange name for a dog ? Wolves are dogs. Same species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Two stretcher bearers pursuing an injured player who got straight up again. Then, after the rear one tripped over, the other pursuing the player with the stretcher dragging on the ground behind him. Wouldn't happen now, of course, the player would still be writhing on the ground calling for his mummy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 I've liked the ones that I saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Always Believesham Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 A T Kettle being used as a ref? When we played Carlisle a few weeks ago Carlisle's Bradley Potts committed a foul which meant Kettle called Potts back (Potts, Kettle, Back(?)) Loosely speaking anyway! ----------- Similar to Rule The Waves'; We played Northampton at home a few years ago and over by the Williams the ball was cleared out as a bloke walked up the steps. Nervously he watched as it came off the pitch and over his head and refocused on climbing the steps, drink and food in each hand. The ball hit the roof and came down, hit the step about 6 higher than our friend and shot out horizontally into his face, from the atyeo we saw pie and drink go up. Bit of socceram 3rd eye slapstick -------- The 8ft hippo being sent off at stoke couldn't have happened often - he was mistaken for a stoke player and confused the linesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Net Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Michelle Thorne, singing at The Mem as part of the half-time entertainment - she had her clothes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Bristol Born & Red Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Cricket - England v R.O.W. (1980) under lights down the gate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 The two things that stick in my mind are, the mascots fighting, and the poor big bass drummer in the Brass band, who seemed to slip and fall in the mud, to roars of laughter...which then turned to stunned silence, when everyone realised the poor bloke had had a heart attack and died...very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 The Crystal Palace "goal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 a bloke on the pitch after the rovers game with a suitcase. doh! ... he was the official Gas clothes-peg seller, doncha know nuffink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 A football team (allegedly!) wearing Tesco carrier-bag shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Lee Johnson coming out for the second half with Stern John's shirt on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Kevin Doyle running 50yards without being tackled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Now you've got me thinking, all of the funniest things I have seen are off the pitch. Wycombe away some time early 2000's again. We were all plotted up in the famous White Horse before the game-one of our fans found a function room complete with approx 3-4m long lighting rigs, complete with disco balls, lasers etc. one of the bar staff saw him on CCTV and had a go at him. A couple of hours later the same lighting rig was in the away end at Adams Park. Same game, there was a penalty shoot out at half time in the goal in front of us - one of them skied it so the ball ended up in the City end for a few minutes. Bloke went to kick it back but slipped, ball went up at full pelt, rebounded off the steelwork above and hit him square on the hooter. gotta be same game rtw one of the girls collecting with a pint pot wearing nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789000 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 The chicken stopping play at the Blackburn game a couple of years ago. The Sunderland beach ball goal was priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Bradley Orrs cousin (or some relative) running on the pitch naked except for a G string - with something scrawled across his arse - he tried to jump on his back as I recall (?) the police dog attempting to take a lump out of Cureton during their strategic retreat Clemons Zwijnberg or whoever he was - loan keeper with porn star hair and tache anyone else remember the white owl who flew out of the Atyeo during the midweek game - or was that the acid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Les Bardsley. For those who can't remember him, he was the City physio in the 60s and 70s. He ran onto the pitch with his unique running style - i e a bandy duck with two broken legs. If the match was dull, watching Les running would liven things up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Ray Cashley scoring a goal from a drop-kick against Hull City. You don't see many of them ! Ooh Ooh I were there for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy1968 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 The Crystal Palace "goal". that is probably one of the funniest things you'll ever see (assuming no-one buys the refs version of events in which he alleges he blew up for a non-existent foul on one of our defenders..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny P Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Bradley Orrs cousin (or some relative) running on the pitch naked except for a G string - with something scrawled across his arse - he tried to jump on his back as I recall (?) the police dog attempting to take a lump out of Cureton during their strategic retreat Clemons Zwijnberg or whoever he was - loan keeper with porn star hair and tache anyone else remember the white owl who flew out of the Atyeo during the midweek game - or was that the acid?There was definitely a barn owl in the Atyeo, it was there for ages and then just flew off into the night! Not something you expect to see at footy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Les Bardsley. For those who can't remember him, he was the City physio in the 60s and 70s. He ran onto the pitch with his unique running style - i e a bandy duck with two broken legs. If the match was dull, watching Les running would liven things up i remember him,didnt we have a buster footman after or was that a wind up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 i remember him,didnt we have a buster footman after or was that a wind up?Buster only ever wore a tee shirt and track suit bottoms whatever the weather. It might be below freezing but Buster never wore a coat or even a jumper. Either very tough or raving mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Buster only ever wore a tee shirt and track suit bottoms whatever the weather. It might be below freezing but Buster never wore a coat or even a jumper. Either very tough or raving mad. Tough without question, he's an ex Royal Marine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Cricket - England v R.O.W. (1980) under lights down the gate... Two things I remember: Abdul Qadir bowling an over of six different varieties of spin and Geoff Boycott defending all of them all immaculately. Ian Botham hitting a huge six into the Dolman and a guy with a tray of six pints weaving to try to avoid it. To his credit, and to the crowd's disappointment, he managed it with minimal spillage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS34Red Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Dani Rodriguez foot facing the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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