Major Isewater Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 What's the worst thing you've done at football ? When City were in the top flight in the seventies,i stole some bog rolls from the toilets in Cumberland basin and threw them majestically onto the pitch. I feel more guilty for the poor bugger taken short only to find no toilet rolls in the building than for the artistic and supportive act of toilet roll throwing from the East End. Ok ,mates ,fess up and see if OTIB pardons you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I farted once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Mine has two pages written about in the City 'till I Die book....best bet I've ever undertaken...the things you do when you're young...Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I farted once My God ,we are a real bunch of webels at the Gate are n't we. Opposing fans must tremble at the thought of farting ,toilet roll chucking home supporters ! Is this all we can muster ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 My God ,we are a real bunch of webels at the Gate are n't we. Opposing fans must tremble at the thought of farting ,toilet roll chucking home supporters ! Is this all we can muster ? Could be useful if you 'followed through' ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Had a tug in the dolman toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I dropped a steak and kidney pie on someone's head (accidentally) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Swallocks Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Not actually at football but I once thought of taking a girl along to a game with me. In my defence it was when I was younger and it would have only have been for a LDV trophy 1st round game. No I've confessed to that I can once again live with a clean conscience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I dropped a steak and kidney pie on someone's head (accidentally) That reminds me... We have a 'shout out' of 'City Pie....' amongst my friends, whenever we see something that involves quick reactions.... It goes back to the days of standing on the lower right terrace of the Williams stand. I dropped my 'City Pie'...and before it hit the floor...reacted fast enough to stoop and catch it, a couple inches from the floor, like a Ninja sweating after Nigella Lawson...I must have been seriously hungry ;-) Still makes us chuckle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Not actually at football but I once thought of taking a girl along to a game with me. In my defence it was when I was younger and it would have only have been for a LDV trophy 1st round game. No I've confessed to that I can once again live with a clean conscience I did once... she never went out with me again after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 My God ,we are a real bunch of webels at the Gate are n't we. Woy, is that you ? Are you in Bwazil yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Had a tug in the dolman toilets. From who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 From who? Are you getting a bit worried? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 From who? Cant mention any names but they are on this forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Puked up in the EE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 From who?That is an awful thing to say.You should have said " from whom"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Casual Connoisseur Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Probably give this one a miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Probably give this one a miss.Was it you that tugged Super? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 When I was younger I once questioned a referees parentage. Quite loudly I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Punched a woman in the face when THAT Tinnion goal went in. Her husband just hugged me. It was a beautiful moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!james Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Ok.....Gay Meadow '82 lost 4-0 half a dozen of us in the "home" riverside terrace, very packed. At the final whistle their "mob" who'd been giving us the big one surged toward us. I took out the first guy,only for him to go down like a sack of the proverbial. It was like skittles, everybody from the mob behind went down on top of him! "WTF" I thought "I didn't hit him that hard". It was only then that things became clear. The leading guy (poor chap) was wearing ......LEG BRACES !! Not one of my PROWEDEST moments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I threw a snowball at a linesman during the 1982 cup tie at home to Villa, direct hit! Rock n Roll! It's a a crazy mad world!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Woy, is that you ? Are you in Bwazil yet ? You are just a wapscallion and a wascal . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roger Red Hat Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I sit in the Dolman, and I remember once not moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 I sit in the Dolman, and I remember once not moaning. NOT FORGIVEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Had a tug in the dolman toilets. How on earth did you get it in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Knocked an elderly man to the floor celebrating a goal in which I landed my elbow onto the crown of his head. Gone from jubilation to 'shit I'm in trouble' in seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Not sure the world is ready for this. I once, you don't know how difficult it is to type this ............. BallboyedatEastvile. I feel so cheap and dirty to this day. It was just once your honour, covering a mate who cried off at the last minute. I know it's awful but I plead forgiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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