glynriley Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 I normally do that after I've had a few jars, I normally forget about it........ Drives me ******* mental!! I was out the other Sunday lunch time (gather round!) Barmaid says to me "What can I get you?" Now me, having been brought up with a bit of bar etiquette, says "this chap was before me" pointing at the bloke next to me. He then ordered a pint of Bitter, which the barmaid poured and brought back. He then ordered a glass of wine, which the barmaid poured and brought back. Then half a lager or something, which the barmaid poured and brought back. And finally the pint of Guinness. How that**** is still walking round with all his own teeth I'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 People who are buying a round at a bar and order their drinks one at a time.... WTF is that about! especially ball sacks who order the Guinness last. And you know they're going to pay by card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 And you know they're going to pay by card Surely you mean cheque? with 2 forms of id, new fangled cards????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Surely you mean cheque? with 2 forms of id, new fangled cards????? They would if they could, trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 And you know they're going to pay by card and are back when you are half way through your order to complain interupting you and demanding to be served first, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 and are back when you are half way through your order to complain interupting you and demanding to be served first, Don't get me started on this one. The CAMRA fanatics are the worst. "Are you sure this is Old Todger? It tastes more like Ferret's Gonads to me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Why do idiots drive so fast and cut people up and stuff in the morning traffic ..............what is your rush to get to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb6162 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Why is abbreviation such a long word??! Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all close together?! Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?! Why has 'lisp' got an 's' in it?! Why is it called 'rush hour' when you aren't moving?! How does a snow plough driver get to work?! These things keep me awake at night..... like why dont they have mouse flavoured cat food ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Back to the petrol station thing. people who hog the entire forecourt, blocking all other cars from entering (and thus jamming the road) so they can claim which pump becomes available first... JUST CHOOSE A FRIGGING PUMP AND STICK TO IT!!! Tough titty if another pump happens to become available before yours - you chose unwisely, that's how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 When people say "It's always in the last place you look" Of course it is, I've found it, I'm hardly likely to carry on looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 When people say "It's always in the last place you look" Of course it is, I've found it, I'm hardly likely to carry on looking. where did you se it last?, If I knew that I wouldn't be ******* looking would i....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Night time cyclists who dress in black from head to foot on black bikes with no lights. In the daytime they're all dressed in Dayglo Lycra, some even with red spots, but at night it's a different story. Do they think they're ninjas or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 like why dont they have mouse flavoured cat food ??? Because the cat would just play with it and torture it instead of eating it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Why is abbreviation such a long word??! Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all close together?! Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?! Why has 'lisp' got an 's' in it?! Why is it called 'rush hour' when you aren't moving?! How does a snow plough driver get to work?! These things keep me awake at night..... Why does Israel get to enter the Eurovision Song Contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 If you are popping into petrol station to get a paper or coffee etc.... DONT PARK ON THE EFFING PUMPS.... Another thing that boils my piss is when people fill up, for example, at the Tesco Petrol Station on Henleaze Rd then leave their car at the pump whilst they do their weekly shopping in the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 like why dont they have mouse flavoured cat food ??? A pet shop on the Glos Rd had a banner advertising: CAT & DOG FOOD GOLDFISH GERBILS & GUINEA PIGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb6162 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Because the cat would just play with it and torture it instead of eating it! ye well i suppose thats a fair point but i think its simply because cats dont buy cat food ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 If you are popping into petrol station to get a paper or coffee etc.... DONT PARK ON THE EFFING PUMPS.... Once drove away with THE pump still in my filler cap. Partially pulled the whole pump over.MINT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Retired couples. Just because you have nothing to do all day doesn't mean you can drive everywhere at 15mph while i'm trying to get to my next job. Inconsiderate buggers They should also be banned from doing their food shop outside the hours of 10-3pm and on weekends. You're retired! You have all day to go shopping, so why do you choose to bumble around the supermarket after work or on my days off!!!! Get out of my way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Lazy tarts who think that being female is an excuse to be able to queue in the elderly/disabled checkout, when it is clearly for state sponsored alcoholics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Why are the customers of Primark so ******* rude and messy? Seriously, I work my ass off tidying up after you bastards dig through everything, put it in the wrong place or generally just throw it on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 They should also be banned from doing their food shop outside the hours of 10-3pm and on weekends. You're retired! You have all day to go shopping, so why do you choose to bumble around the supermarket after work or on my days off!!!! Get out of my way! And they should also (the men) be barred from getting their haircut between the hours of 12:00 and 14:00 so when I try and get mine cut at the barbers in my short lunch break, I don't have to wait for an hour listening to old lonely men talking bollocks while getting their comb over trimmed There should be a very high OAP rate at lunchtime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 They should also be banned from doing their food shop outside the hours of 10-3pm and on weekends. You're retired! You have all day to go shopping, so why do you choose to bumble around the supermarket after work or on my days off!!!! Get out of my way! And stand with the trolley length ways across the isle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 people who ask "how are you?" and then procede to tell you about their problems before you've had a chance to open your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIDER NOT CIDRE Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 politicians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 politicians... you sir just won the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Marketing and advertising... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Crapped on by a Seagull in the City Centre and having to walk around as though I always have bird shit on my trousers. Picking up a penny and finding a money spider on me all of which convinces me I'm in for good luck. Don't normally bet on City but with all this money about to come my way a nice chunky double on City to beat Oxford and Real Madrid to beat Sevilla. Both short odds but clearly this is because they are mismatches. Read that Cotts is 'guarding against complacency' so what can go wrong? Two minutes gone and it's just a case of how many we will win by. Thoughts turn to what I'm going to do with my winnings and how this good luck thing really works..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Retired couples. Just because you have nothing to do all day doesn't mean you can drive everywhere at 15mph while i'm trying to get to my next job. Inconsiderate buggers Are these the same people that ignore the broken lines at junctions, fail to stop (pretending to be invisible) and immediately kill their speed to a snails pace?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 people who ask "how are you?" and then procede to tell you about their problems before you've had a chance to open your mouth So you have met my wife then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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