22A Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 The perfect Christmas gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 A little anal, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I don't need a stool chart to know what've passed. Just take a peek at it before either using the flush or covering it with soil and leaves. ( I live out in the sticks) and when you gotta go you gotta go.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why would anyone want to crap in a mug ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why would anyone want to crap in a mug ? Travelling by train wouldn't be the same without a shit cup of 'buffet car' tea, add a dunked bourbon and savour the flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why is it a 'Bristol' stool chart... I'll wager our shit is as good as any shit you're likely to find anywhere in the country. Probably a darn sight better too after indulging in an authentic Bristolian COD LOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why is it a 'Bristol' stool chart... I'll wager our shit is as good as any shit you're likely to find anywhere in the country. Probably a darn sight better too after indulging in an authentic Bristolian COD LOT!!! It's the chart they use in the local hospitals. You have to take a crap, judge it against the chart and write down your score. I have no idea what the prize is for the top score of the day, probably an enema from a big, busty, blonde nurse. Whether Bristol has become the centre of excellence for shit (with George Ferguson nothing would surprise me) and it is used nation wide, I do not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I just scored 10 out of 10.When do I receive my enema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I just scored 10 out of 10.When do I receive my enema? With friends like us who needs enemas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Origin explained, Bristol we know shit when we see it http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 I just scored 10 out of 10.When do I receive my enema? I would let that pass if I were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Now available in cake form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Good God I've seen it all now. Somehow I've gone off cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Of course it's the Bristol chart. BRFC is ten and every other kind of shit is measured against that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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