WhistleHappy Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 I actually agree. Nothing worse than a balding middle aged bloke with a beer belly. To be fair Robbo the above post is a bit harsh.... For a start this balding, aging, fat bloke that I know has never worn a football shirt(with or without a name on the back) and he is never likely to either He's far too old fat and ugly to shell out for overpriced replica shirts infact they are one of my football pet hates, I've got far more important things to spend fifty quid on, that enough for about ten Cod Lot suppers and a couple of lottery lucky dips! ...erm, I mean he has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 What about the balding middle aged bloke with a beer belly AND Ponytail Ahem.... I'll be back in fashion again before I reach 65 - you'll see, I'll have the last laugh just you wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 What about balding old aged blokes with beer bellys or even worse ginger haired, balding, old aged blokes, with beer bellys who go fishing Sounds familiar if you swap the ginger for a ponytail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Guys that shout "NO, FORWARDS!" everytime anyone passes remotely sideways or backwards (despite there being no forward passes on), they would rather see us lose the ball than play a sideways pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Guys that shout "NO, FORWARDS!" everytime anyone passes remotely sideways or backwards (despite there being no forward passes on), they would rather see us lose the ball than play a sideways pass. I blame Lee Johnson, popularising these scenarios in the stands at Ashton Gate is a legacy of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carey 6 Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 People who move you out of their allocated seat at away games, sit where you like! The 'Come on City' chant The Bobby Reid chant The Joe Bryan chant is probably the worst People who moan about Fielding every time he touches the ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Old moaning fat blokes in the central block in the Dolman stand - pay for 1 and a half seats or lose some weight! I have one of those on either side and come the end of the game, I feel like a bloody sardine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted November 14, 2014 Report Share Posted November 14, 2014 Threads about pet-hates at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Apparently there's nothing worse than a paper cut. Having given myself one today, I know where you're coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Pre pubescent chavs hiding behind rows of police with outstretched arms. The whole "ner-ner-ner-ner-ner, we beat you" attitude from opposing fans. Football fans in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 People making the "w****r" sign at away fans who clearly won't be able to see it, and are also unlikely to get offended or upset. People spitting is another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 People who give a running commentary of the game who have not got a clue what they are on about. Whilst arseholed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Fans who are dismissive of the JPT, yet drive a minibus of rival fans to Wembley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodinho Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Absolutely agree about the people that moan about a backwards or sideways pass. Theres a guy who sits in front of me who shouting 'forward' all game and waves his arms around if we ever pass backwards. Also, something this guy and many others do which really grinds my gears is when one of our players will hit the tamest 30 yard shot straight into the keepers arms, they applaud it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodinho Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 In fact I've got them all sat around me. One guy checks his phone litterally every 30 seconds, refreshing facebook and twitter. He also gets straight on Facebook to update his status when we score. There's also 2 old boys that sit at the end of our row and moan every time they have to get up or move to let people in or out of the row. Don't sit on the end then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Having given myself one today, I know where you're coming from. Ooh errr missus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Women prancing about in their finest clothes and heels. It's a football club, not a nightclub!oddly enough I think there isn't enough of this at football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Women prancing about in their finest clothes and heels. It's a football club, not a nightclub! I agree. They should be made to remove all such clothing at the turnstile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Can they keep the high heels on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe bryans right foot Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 At AG people who wear a replica shirt of a team not playing examples being your premier league big boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearded_red Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 The chubby kid who i seem to end up by at every away game who makes some stupid song up then everytime,yes everytime follows it with an annoying laugh to himself,goes a bit like heh heh heh heh You are so right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 City supporters calling themselves shitheads...... it was an insult, leave taking insults as a nickname to the s Gas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 The op would hate me and my mates. Manys the time we've wittled away a shite performance by discussing something else. Last season on a Tues night home to Brentford, my brother and I discussed the merits of an investment property and the tax benefits of buying in Queensland or Spain v the UK etc. Down in front of us, Brentford were winning, our boys were just launching it whooshball style to JET in the vain hope something will happen and that idiot was on the touchline just watching arms folded doing nothing. In fact during the SOD reign last season, that half of football where we lost was one of the most productive I have had - I came away with a good view of what to do on property having taken little in of the match and missed very little (other than yet another loss) of the game itself.... I knew it had ended by the boos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Those "Super fans" types, you know the ones... A herd of stone island teenagers. People who arrive late. People who leave early. Not being able to stand. Not being able to drink. The shit seats. The shit food. Having my ticket checked five thousand times. I'm not a criminal.Being patted down. This isn't Heathrow airport. Jobsworth stewards Jobsworth car parking attendants ("Airplane lad"/l"MIND YASELVES PLEASE!" springs to mind). People who bring their iPads to the game. The blaring of the top 40 around the ground. Let's have some originality. People who moan. People who think everything's fine. Last but not least, YOU. Yes, YOU! I remember one year at Upton Park we had to walk through metal detectors!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorneyRED Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Having to sit next to someone so overweight that they overflow their own seat and take up yours! Should be made to buy 2 or do laps of the pitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 1) People who think they've seen a match by listening to Radio Drizzle commentary 2) Radio Drizzle commentary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Can they keep the high heels on? If they are red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap flinger Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Having given myself one today, I know where you're coming from.I hope it was an accident and you weren't just testing the theory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Pubs that don't sell Pickled Eggs or Bovril Crisps No bog paper 3000 away fans (9000 for NLBR ) and 2 Bar Staff Working Women who don't comply to the rules of 'get your tits out for the boys' Train sandwiches Youth firms Burgers that appear from a metal steamer pot (I had one once with a little bell and name tag) Fans who wear their polyester shirts twice without washing them - What a honk of BO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 The woman in the Williams who dresses like Joanna Lumley in Ab Fab & uses the C word a lot.... but only in the 2nd half i've noticed I'm sat next to her this afternoon! And she was using it in the first minute!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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