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Only seeing one magpie but not finding the other.

 

I have a couple of pet hates. Bad refereeing and bad stewarding. Dislike plastic and wooden seats, they get in my way. Finally people who sing the same song 5/6 times during the game. 

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Premier League hate is the referee taking the ball from a plinth.

Ashton Gate hate is the huge groans every time someone gives the ball away. Pretty sure it's called supporting for a reason,

Also, hate it when people who are moaning about the price of football add a programme, food and drink into the price. Pretty sure you can go without eating for two hours.

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God, there's so many.

Shit food (e.g. Lindleys)

Coffee tasting of cat's pee

Tea as above

Not being allowed to stand

Not being allowed to have a drink while I watch the game

Jobsworth stewards

Players keeping the ball in the corner for the last ten minutes

Substitutions in added tine

People leaving early in front of me

Goal music

Erinaceophobia (But see http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Defend_Yourself_from_a_Hedgehog)

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Those "Super fans" types, you know the ones...

A herd of stone island teenagers.

People who arrive late.

People who leave early.

Not being able to stand.

Not being able to drink.

The shit seats.

The shit food.

Having my ticket checked five thousand times. I'm not a criminal.

Being patted down. This isn't Heathrow airport.

Jobsworth stewards

Jobsworth car parking attendants ("Airplane lad"/l"MIND YASELVES PLEASE!" springs to mind).

People who bring their iPads to the game.

The blaring of the top 40 around the ground. Let's have some originality.

People who moan.

People who think everything's fine.

Last but not least, YOU. Yes, YOU!

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