Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 How can it be right for a football enclosure, holding several thousand fans, to have a handful of poxy, stinky portaloos? Surely they could have some proper karseys built. Tinpot ain`t the word....what a shanty town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 How can it be right for a football enclosure, holding several thousand fans, to have a handful of poxy, stinky portaloos? Surely they could have some proper karseys built. Tinpot ain`t the word....what a shanty town. Agreed , but at least it wasn't 3 inches deep in piss as in the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Agreed , but at least it wasn't 3 inches deep in piss as in the pub Glad I missed out on that delight. Remember the lake of piss in the old enclosure bogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderage Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There is a concrete urinal behind the open end, no lights so you can't see where you're pi$$ing. It was like being back in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 A copper suggested using the toilets in Burger King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There is a concrete urinal behind the open end, no lights so you can't see where you're pi$$ing. It was like being back in the 80s. The steward on the gate told me that the portaloos were the only toilets there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There is a concrete urinal behind the open end, no lights so you can't see where you're pi$$ing. It was like being back in the 80s. I don't think that was a urinal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 It really was like being in a 3rd world country yesterday, Swindle have the facilities of a conference club.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 It really was like being in a 3rd world country yesterday, Swindle have the facilities of a conference club.. You mean a turd world club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 It really was like being in a 3rd world country yesterday, Swindle have the facilities of a conference club.. Was likened to a crack den ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandare 1966 Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 The toilets in the bar dirty and stunk 3 portaloos for 2000 fans yet we have a 1000 seats covered over because of the lack of toilets for health and safety reasoned their place should be shut down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 It really was like being in a 3rd world country yesterday, Swindle have the facilities of a conference club.. That's a bit unfair on the Minimal Stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Some of these comments should go into the "Swindon, Wiltshires jewel" tourist guide book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Some of these comments should go into the "Swindon, Wiltshires jewel" tourist guide book. Swindon - Beelzebub`s ringpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 I always thought that because Swindon is a crap hole, you just crap anywhere. Actual toilets, like porter loos, have just been put in due to peer pressure. They don't quite understand the logic behind them yet but are making a token gesture anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 I had to piss in an empty turnstile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 I always thought that because Swindon is a crap hole, you just crap anywhere. Actual toilets, like porter loos, have just been put in due to peer pressure. They don't quite understand the logic behind them yet but are making a token gesture anyway. Ahh reminds me of the station platform pic yesterday where the fella was spotted facing the wall at the back of crowd of people... Yeah, thinking of it you may well be right WTFiGO, .... ' Welcome to Swindon - where when ya gotta go, ya gotta go anywhere! ' ' Welcome to Swindon - the town that takes the piss! ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted November 16, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There is a concrete urinal behind the open end, no lights so you can't see where you're pi$$ing. It was like being back in the 80s. The strange part when I got to the ground about 1445 the concrete toilets had fencing blocking the entrance to it. At half time they were open, any idea who opened them and why they were not open all the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 The strange part when I got to the ground about 1445 the concrete toilets had fencing blocking the entrance to it. At half time they were open, any idea who opened them and why they were not open all the time? The stewards came along and cut the cable ties to the fencing just before half time...i kid you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Glad I missed out on that delight. Remember the lake of piss in the old enclosure bogs? Ahh, those were the days! Proper footy day out! Remember old skool away grounds which had no women's toilets?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Explains the reason for rat traps around the stands. 4 Porta cabins are unacceptable for 3k Reds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Ahh, those were the days! Proper footy day out! Remember old skool away grounds which had no women's toilets?! I remember going to Gresty Road in early eighties. The "conveniences" were basically a roofless trench, lined with railway sleepers. God knows what the lasses lavvies were like. Mind, the old Eastend bogs were pretty "utilitarian"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivers88 Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Was likened to a crack den ... Talking of crack dens was walking through Swindon cut though a little lane and came across 4 people sat around a pallet smoking crack couldn't believe my eyes oldbill literally everywhere and they're they were :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Talking of crack dens was walking through Swindon cut though a little lane and came across 4 people sat around a pallet smoking crack couldn't believe my eyes oldbill literally everywhere and they're they were That`s middle class in Swindon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahatma Coate Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There is a concrete urinal behind the open end, no lights so you can't see where you're pi$$ing. It was like being back in the 80s. Swindon is stuck in the 1880s, what do you expect? It is the biggest khazi in Brirain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahatma Coate Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 There's a dirty gents urinal To the north of Stratton Bank And another one for ladies further on There's a member of the Town End Playing tunes upon his dick While the stewards put pennies in his cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakes Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Can't believe they have actually got a license to house that many fans in such poor facilities. county ground - county league standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 Tuffley Rovers is a better set-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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