NickJ Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 and Steve was a willing seller I'd buy him out, give the club back to the fans, and politely ask Bristol Sport to do one. Actually not very polite.I'd make Blagdon Red Fans Liaison Officer and Thatcham Red Chairman.Sixtyseconds would be minister without portfolio and Sir Colby-Tit would be the modern era Stoney Garnett.Harry would be Chief Scout and Gamon Head of Communications (see ziderheads for this lads natural aptitude for the job).Phantom Managing Director and Dollymarie could be his secretary because that's a girls job.Forza Revolution, obviously would make it onto the team as Stadium Manager.Eastonboy, Kevinmabbutshair, Phileas Fogg, Glyn Riley and Randy Marsh are on the board of directors.Tomarse is IT and hey presto ticketing works.Ole gets to run the club shop.GrahamC and Nogbad the Bad are joint Life Presidents.Ciderhead club historian.Don't know what Kid in the Riot would do probably statistician.I'd give Robbored, Aizoon, Nibor and BCFCAGC or whatever the **** he calls himself a second chance.Away travel would be free on independent coaches with an obligatory piss up there and back and I would look after that side of things.And I would personally hand deliver P45's to every single employee of Bristol Sport.What would you do with a billion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd give my billion to you Nick and let you do exactly as above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Bankrupt within 6 months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Cheers mucker. My first action would be to recommend re-employing the old ticketing staff, the ones that used to be helpful (Jayne ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Kind of agree. I was thinking about what would happen if I was the owner and Robbored was our manager... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Conference manager at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd rent a house next door to mine. Pay Harry copious amounts of money to monitor my every move and feedback weekly in a prozone or opta style statistical fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Conference manager at best. Sign him up R*vers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You forgot Kachina being appointed chief scout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You forgot Kachina being appointed chief scout. With The Jock as his Northern aide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Flattered to be included on the board Nick J, I best get my suit ironed ready! I would do much the same regarding personnel, except Monkeh can be the mascot. I would flatten the Atyeo, buy all the houses behind it and build a home end to be proud of in it's place. I would bribe whoever necessary to get safe standing litigation pushed through and have a single tiered terrace home end that is envied nationwide. WTMS, Ciderhead and Forza Revolution can have 100k to buy as many flags, pyro and streamers they need to make it the loudest, most boisterous and intimidating home end in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastonboy Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Tommy can sort the Scandanavian network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I hope that there will be a giant gold statue of Sir Colin Daniels behind the East End, looking over the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I would buy a football club...until it was all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Buy a billion pounds worth of bubble machines only to realise they were the wrong spec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperRed Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Randy and the Smashers to take care of security. Any opposition fans in the home ends to receive a complimentary 'shoeing.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I would not rely on or expect the fans to spend years raising money for a statue that the club should have as part of the cosmetics of any revamp or rebuild. Atyeo in bronze should already have been there when the stand was built from the park end (Although the club and trust has done well to raise that money).. I would look to do what Arsenal have and put a few of our greats, in bronze around the ground. http://www.arsenal.com/arsenal-history/arsenal-s-heritage/arsenal-statues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderbeans Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Yo haven't said what you would do with the billion yet. So far, just a mass exodus of staff. Add me as a record signing and your on to a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd just **** off somewhere nice and follow City's fortune via Otib... Pop back over now and again to take in a live game at the Gate, just to remember what being a pauper felt like... :laugh: ... (only jokin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I agree exactly what Cider Head said. Bristol City history has been abundant for over 100 years in different forms however generation after generation has effectively done little to nothing to remember this as a permanent or longstanding legacy especially in physical form. Ateyo statue is a big opportunity to change this and give back something to remember the past and install some belief and hope for the future. A physical future our kids can latch on to and make them feel conected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am the mole Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd make a good corporate sabbotor as I'm proving over at the gas! Although I would refuse the job if offered( although I'm not sure why you offered it to me in the first place!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderbeans Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I like that cynic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted January 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd use the rest to push the club forward into the 21st century.Which is why you'd get nowhere near my dream team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I'd build a special section in the ground with a low tin roof, where all the moaners could go to have a constant and unrelenting moan about the club, slag off other lesser supporters, and give each other a good back slap, whilst singing about Rovers and their old man being a ****. Obviously, it would be cheaper than other parts of the ground, unreserved and standing only. I'd use the rest to push the club forward into the 21st century. I think you're "being a bit harsh on a very well-meaning body of men" as Mr Barrowclough used to say in Porridge, but your post did make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 If I Had a Hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Taxi for Rennie as half time entertainment obviously. Whistle Happy to sort out the 'choons' over the PA system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Taxi for Rennie as half time entertainment obviously. Whistle Happy to sort out the 'choons' over the PA system. Sorry no can do, when I get the cash I'm gonna buy a fleet of bubble cars and head off around the World in a bubble convoy. PS ... Don't play any C W McCall songs over the tannoy. PPS... Prospective BubbleCar Convoy drivers who fancy hitting the road with us apply in first instance to Mr C W McCall, Convoys r Us - Blow Off in a Bubble Dept ..enclosing your Citroen CV's .... We'll be sudding of asap - drivers must like frothy coffee, its the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londoner Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Some people spend too much time on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Historian eh? At my age I could be history tomorrow! I get most of my stats from David Woods books and the internet. But do go back quite a few years. By the way, I wonder how many are still around like me who saw City get their one and only win at Upton Park in 1978? Win tomorrow? (Sunday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I wouldn't have Robbored anywhere near the throne. We'd be non league within half a decade. I'd give my billion to Cotterill and tell him 'get us in the top half of the Prem' as I'm not so egotistical to think I could achieve any better. Edit: And if those mentioned think they could do the job then I'd suggest they make a billion quick time and sort us out. Not so easy? Crap thread, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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