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Notable mention ,i think ,for Junior Bent . :sunwon:

Remember opposing managers warned their team; City's goalkeeper is Leaning, the winger is Bent and the centre forward is unpronounceable.

 

As astute bit of signing led to Bryant and May playing for City; great strikers according to the terrace wits.

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That French player who phonetically sounded like YoureAJerkOff

Every time I hear commentators say Cambiasso I hear it as Can't be assed Oh...

 

I like the name cha du ri who played for Celtic, purely because of the chant they came up with to a well known song.

 

"don't you wish your right back was cha du ri" ;)

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If we're doing other sports, then this chap - currently celebrating his country's first win in the PDC World Cup - made me chuckle:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_Parody

I think I knew his cousin, Hoover Satire

All related, there's a whole dynasty of 'em, mostly known for their roles as sweepers,

..there's, Vax Farcical... Henry Panto... Bissell Romcom... Dusty Panorama, ..... All come from a long line believed to be descended from Basil Brush himself... Broom! Broom! FFS (for fox sake)

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