BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 It has become very apparent on the forum that many members are getting their Y Fronts / Thongs in a twist over perceived problems within BCFC. This is mostly brought on by lack of sexual encounters with Women, Men, Self or Animals.Unk Tone is now here to answer every problem you may have in life..............free of charge.Fire away !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmersonsRed Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 How do I become "Big", Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tone. After having two kids and working full time, the Mrs has gone downhill massively. The boat race is enough to turn milk into sour cream. Can she be salvaged, or shall I start looking into one way trips to Switzerland for her birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 How do I become "Big", ToneThere are various products available on Amazon that will "pump you up" but the question must be asked where you wish to expand yourself. If you are Welsh may I suggest subscribing to Animal Husbandry Weekly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tone.After having two kids and working full time, the Mrs has gone downhill massively. The boat race is enough to turn milk into sour cream.Can she be salvaged, or shall I start looking into one way trips to Switzerland for her birthday?Switzerland for her and find a new model in Chasers for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 After being repeatedly referred to on these pages as 'imaginary', my hedgehog is beginning to have ontological doubts. What would you suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 After being repeatedly referred to on these pages as 'imaginary', my hedgehog is beginning to have ontological doubts. What would you suggest?Have it put downNEXT............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Have it put down NEXT............ Can one put down an imaginary beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tone. My boyfriend has been promising me a parcel of stinky cheese for far too long now. Should I dump him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Dear Auntie Tone.Should I show this to my doctor?Yours,Confused and Frightened.Bristol.ps Please see enclosed pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Can one put down an imaginary beast?One can do what ever one wants when one is a complete loony one's self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tone.My boyfriend has been promising me a parcel of stinky cheese for far too long now. Should I dump him?Turtle Dove you must remember that cheese is like a fine wine and improves with age. Be patient and it will be stinkier then you ever imagined.Dumping him is not an option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Dear Auntie Tone.Should I show this to my doctor?Yours,Confused and Frightened.Bristol.ps Please see enclosed pic.I hope you Doctors eyesight is better than mine as I cannot see anything attached Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I hope you Doctors eyesight is better than mine as I cannot see anything attachedMight be for the best you can't see it Auntie T as it may have left you traumatized.One more question if I may.It has now fallen off altogether.Any advice would be most welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Auntie Tone?I don't think I should leave this too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 It has become very apparent on the forum that many members are getting their Y Fronts / Thongs in a twist over perceived problems within BCFC. This is mostly brought on by lack of sexual encounters with Women, Men, Self or Animals. Unk Tone is now here to answer every problem you may have in life..............free of charge. Fire away !! Uncle Tone, you promised be a brick 40 minutes ago..... Where is it? I am worried now and don't want to biff the missus, but next doors owl is looking promising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Disappointed that you abandoned me in my hour of need Auntie Tone.Think the issue has now "resolved" itself.One last question.Viking funeral or burial with full Military honours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Tone, I have a fast growing obsession with a cyber woman I've never met, let's call her... I dunno... PurpleN. How should I go about approaching her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Tone, I have a fast growing obsession with a cyber woman I've never met, let's call her... I dunno... PurpleN. How should I go about approaching her? She's married, back off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Might be for the best you can't see it Auntie T as it may have left you traumatized.One more question if I may.It has now fallen off altogether.Any advice would be most welcome.Listen to your parents as I'm sure they told you it would fall off if you kept playing with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Uncle Tone, you promised be a brick 40 minutes ago..... Where is it? I am worried now and don't want to biff the missus, but next doors owl is looking promisingI said when I am next in Bristol so you must wait regrettably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Disappointed that you abandoned me in my hour of need Auntie Tone.Think the issue has now "resolved" itself.One last question.Viking funeral or burial with full Military honours?Viking with a big horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted August 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Tone,I have a fast growing obsession with a cyber woman I've never met, let's call her... I dunno... PurpleN.How should I go about approaching her?My able assistant Dollicious has answered this in my absence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Dear Tone, I'm thinking of changing my forum name, what do you suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Dear Tone, I'm thinking of changing my forum name, what do you suggest? Might I suggest 'FordysGirl' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Might I suggest 'FordysGirl' ? Hmm, I like it, nice and subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Dear Tone. I'm also thinking of changing my username. Have you any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Dear Tone. I'm also thinking of changing my username. Have you any suggestions? Zzzzzzzzzzz Who Cares ? Perhaps Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Auntie Tone, I think. the Viking thing may be the way to go.With my previous unsavory history regarding "dishonorable discharges" Military Honours seems unlikely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Zzzzzzzzzzz Who Cares ? Perhaps Ha ha I did think of that but it doesn't have the right ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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