CiderHider Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I know there is a thread somewhere but I cant find it. Barclays lifeskills advert, is there ANYTHING more patronising on TV right now? God it grips my shit, what has this got to do with Barclays corruption? **** OFF BARCLAYS Also the Halifax advert too, thinly veiled feminist nonsense coming through, so many adverts these days are annoying. 'Mark Watts, you're ******* shit at what you do and love, No Trophys for you' But Kung Fu woman, is a master! What adverts are boiling your blood guys, post them here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 What do I hate about vacuuming? The ****ing G-Tech Air Ram advert. That's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Haribo sweet ads... Adults with dubbed kids voices, ... hate that shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Every Fricking Christmas advert. Bah Humbug, it's that time again. And you can't even escape to the shops either as Xmas songs are being played over the speakers and aisles filled with tat. Just about telling people that they are a rotten human being for not buying relatives and friends you haven't seen in ages hundreds of pounds of stuff they don't want or need. We are being brainwashed people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 John Lewis 'tinkly whimsy' Christmas advert. Any advert with a saccharin sweet cover (usually by a woman) of a rock classic warbling over the commercial. Woman jumping for joy because she has been accepted for a Barclays credit card. The advert for 'Life skills' by Barclays. Tesco advert with Ben Miller (he's ok) but Ruth Jones (didn't realise it was her) is annoyingly patronising. Meerkats M&S food advert, can't stand the music. So many… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 Jus Quote Just reading you list Max and one of those AO adverts came on - you know `washer broke down - absolute disaster`. They are some of the worst and it doesn`t help that they have the nerve to use The Ramones as the music for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Moving on from PPI, that ****** 'Go Compare' one, no matter how they try and glitz it up, causes an instant change channel on the first bar of that dreaded tune. One day the penny might drop with the TV and radio companies that the reason half their audience disappears when that advert comes on is it drives everyone mad. Out of principle I boycott the 'Go Compare' website. On to bizarre adverts .... quite why I would ever 'want to swim with pigs in the Bahamas' is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Any perfume ad. WTF?? Uncle 'chanel-boy' TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CiderHider Posted November 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 On 20/11/2015, 00:37:31, Moor2Sea said: Moving on from PPI, that ****** 'Go Compare' one, no matter how they try and glitz it up, causes an instant change channel on the first bar of that dreaded tune. One day the penny might drop with the TV and radio companies that the reason half their audience disappears when that advert comes on is it drives everyone mad. Out of principle I boycott the 'Go Compare' website. On to bizarre adverts .... quite why I would ever 'want to swim with pigs in the Bahamas' is beyond me. Absolute cancer, that Robot, that stupid fat tenor, that stupid slavic rodent, I feeel sick ALL TO SCAM US! Comparison sites are proxy cancer, no body wins but them. Their advert consists of nothing because they are selling nothing which is why they can only plague us with jingles and mascots Also, underdog sounds so pathetic, I would ring his stupid ******* neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted November 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 On 19/11/2015, 21:34:27, exAtyeoMax said: John Lewis 'tinkly whimsy' Christmas advert. Any advert with a saccharin sweet cover (usually by a woman) of a rock classic warbling over the commercial. Woman jumping for joy because she has been accepted for a Barclays credit card. The advert for 'Life skills' by Barclays. Tesco advert with Ben Miller (he's ok) but Ruth Jones (didn't realise it was her) is annoyingly patronising. Meerkats M&S food advert, can't stand the music. So many… yeah I think its about time M&S got a new tune, they have been regurgitating the same one for 4 yrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 The crap music / song on the latest Nat West advert. (about having bills, and work, work, working every day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Not in any way annoying (to me) but this must be the best, most surreal ad ever. A little off the thread topic, but having seen it I had to share it. Ladies and Gentlemen .... I give you the Squatty Potty: Squatty Potty Ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craven arms Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Done with adds along time ago, watch on catch up or a day later, for instance X factor hour and 10mins watched in 25mins on fast forward by the time you skip through all the bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdawg Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 On 20 November 2015 at 18:06:23, Taxi for Rennie said: Any perfume ad. WTF?? Uncle 'chanel-boy' TFR One of my best mates works in advertising. I asked him why perfume adverts were so shit. He replied "well how would you visually advertise a smell". I gave him a slap for being a smart arse, but he has a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipdawg Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 PS that new-ish Giff Gaff mobile network advert makes me want to commit genocide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 13 hours ago, Craven arms said: Done with adds along time ago, watch on catch up or a day later, for instance X factor hour and 10mins watched in 25mins on fast forward by the time you skip through all the bullshit. Pretty sure I could get through X Factor substantially quicker than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 8 hours ago, richwwtk said: Pretty sure I could get through X Factor substantially quicker than that Like in 0 minutes? That`s how I normally watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove park city Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Any Black Friday advert another dreamed up Yank con like Halloween utter drivel like this bloody 24 hr shopping culture and that dozy teen **** in the Tesco advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 For balance, I would like to point out that I will be buying some Warburton Giant Crumpets based purely on the advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 And I bought some Nexium indigestion tablets based purely on a tv advert I saw and they`re the best thing I`ve ever had for sorting out my pretty much permanent heartburn. If I hadn`t seen the ad, I`d never have heard of them much less tried them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 1. A loan advert. Teenage son comes out of the house "Mum, there's no hot water". She gets on the phone to arrange a loan so a new boiler can be fitted the next day. She replies "You'll just have to smell for today, but you can have a shower tomorrow". Why doesn't she say "Boil a kettle and have a stand up strip wash at the sink"? 2. A tampon advert. Four young ladies are making their way home at 5.00am after a night out. None of them has a jacket or coat and where did they keep their cash, phones and mobiles? Only one of them has any sort of handbagand that's a small one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 21 hours ago, 22A said: 1. A loan advert. Teenage son comes out of the house "Mum, there's no hot water". She gets on the phone to arrange a loan so a new boiler can be fitted the next day. She replies "You'll just have to smell for today, but you can have a shower tomorrow". Why doesn't she say "Boil a kettle and have a stand up strip wash at the sink"? 2. A tampon advert. Four young ladies are making their way home at 5.00am after a night out. None of them has a jacket or coat and where did they keep their cash, phones and mobiles? Only one of them has any sort of handbagand that's a small one. One small bag between them? ... Where the **** do they keep their tampons then.. .? (ps ... phones AND mobiles? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 On 25 November 2015 15:37:06, The Gasbuster said: The crap music / song on the latest Nat West advert. (about having bills, and work, work, working every day) Yes, total w@nk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 What's the advert with the old fart doing his 'amazing' dance move which is basically just revolving 360 degrees? I think it's Weetabix, I don't know why but it really annoys me. In the last thread on this particular topic I mentioned the incredibly annoying woman in the Oral B advert, she's been replaced by an equally thick and annoying woman now so this could go on forever. The new Tesco adverts are incredibly cringeworthy. All of the adverts for local businesses on Sam FM make me want to drive my car off the ******* Portway straight into the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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