RedRock Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Followed a Suzuki X90 home today and it got me thinking if there were any uglier motors than that. I think the Ford Scorpio probably out uglies that Suzuki, but if memory serves me right either the Koreans or Japs produced some people carrier that was even grosser. All well-deserved of placing in the crushers at launch together with their designers. ... and while I'm on a rant ... Why do *****ing women and old wrinkles in car parks that have 200 odd spaces, of which 10 are taken, have to park in the space next to your car - normally giving you about an inch to squeeze in your door. What are they on FFS! Do they think their car will get lonely or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Close the thread !! The Fiat Multipla. Without doubt, the ugliest car ever built. It looks like a moose with a very big forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted March 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 28 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said: Close the thread !! The Fiat Multipla. Without doubt, the ugliest car ever built. It looks like a moose with a very big forehead. Got to say it has a 'face' that says 'someone has just rammed my exhaust pipe'! Think it was modelled on the Suzuki but with a conservatory added to the rear. Talking about car 'faces', my nextdoor neighbour once had a Ford Fiesta who's 'face' looked liked a constipated carp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 59 minutes ago, Big Brother said: The Austin Allegro (aka the Allaggro) was imo very ugly Christ I`d forgotten how hideous that was. What were they thinking of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Moor2Sea said: Followed a Suzuki X90 home today and it got me thinking if there were any uglier motors than that. I think the Ford Scorpio probably out uglies that Suzuki, but if memory serves me right either the Koreans or Japs produced some people carrier that was even grosser. All well-deserved of placing in the crushers at launch together with their designers. ... and while I'm on a rant ... Why do *****ing women and old wrinkles in car parks that have 200 odd spaces, of which 10 are taken, have to park in the space next to your car - normally giving you about an inch to squeeze in your door. What are they on FFS! Do they think their car will get lonely or something? Nissan Juke is a right munter. Or Fiat Multipla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Ford Scorpio looked like it was designed by Ray Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Citroen Cactus. Named because you look a pri... driving it. Sorry the picture link isn't working atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northsomersetred Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 13 hours ago, Moor2Sea said: , but if memory serves me right either the Koreans or Japs produced some people carrier that was even grosser. Your memory serves you well the SsangYong Rodius Personally i think the X90 is the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 46 minutes ago, northsomersetred said: Your memory serves you well the SsangYong Rodius Personally i think the X90 is the worst. My eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Best looking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 The 0.6 litre () Shitroen 2CV6 ! Once very aptly described as "an upturned corrugated iron pram", by Jasper Carrot ! Who would want to be seen alive in this heap of shite ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Ford Mustang - a drop dead gorgeous car. The Yanks know how to build em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Robbored said: Ford Mustang - a drop dead gorgeous car. The Yanks know how to build em Blimey RR. You're right. Best £700 I ever spent for 2 weeks in Florida with one of those bad boys. What I wouldn't give for one. Sadly the 14mpg isn't particularly good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Another belter from Shitroen, the first Picasso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Barry Sheene Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Even the number plate says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted March 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 2 hours ago, northsomersetred said: Your memory serves you well the SsangYong Rodius Personally i think the X90 is the worst. That's the beauty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sheene Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 A seasonal one for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 14 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Christ I`d forgotten how hideous that was. What were they thinking of? British Lelyand, or "B.L." were turning out some right shite (Marina, Ital) come the end. No wonder they went under. Who could forget the "Princess", more like Ugly Step Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Daihatsu Applause Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 6 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: The 0.6 litre () Shitroen 2CV6 ! Once very aptly described as "an upturned corrugated iron pram", by Jasper Carrot ! Who would want to be seen alive in this heap of shite ?! Loads of people , they are considered to be classic now and sell for a fortune . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Loads of people , they are considered to be classic now and sell for a fortune . They do. A few years back I worked with a bloke who had two of them. He reckoned they were simple to maintain and work on. That said he was a keen amateur mechanic. Not long after the CV range was heavily criticised because of the heavy emissions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Loads of people , they are considered to be classic now and sell for a fortune . The world HAS gone mad, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 20 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Nissan Juke is a right munter. Or Fiat Multipla. I was going to nominate the stupidly named Juke. Lots of cars look like it now sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porto Red Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 23 hours ago, Big Brother said: The Austin Allegro (aka the Allaggro) was imo very ugly My parents had one, the plastic seats burned your legs in summer if you had shorts on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Most modern cars are dull/ ugly. Oh for the days of Sunbeam Tigers, Triumph Vitesses and Volvo P1800s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 9 hours ago, Barry Sheene said: Even the number plate says it all Convertible = skip. Twin exhausts = wheelbarrow. I miss all the Skoda jokes, now they are quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 We had an Austin 1100 in my younger days and then went up in the world with a Vauxhall viva! ...both pretty horrendous motors .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Height of ugliness though for me goes to Saab for any of their cars....boxy ugly things...no wonder they are no more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Major Isewater said: Loads of people , they are considered to be classic now and sell for a fortune . Mostly to blokes with beards who frequent pop-up organic breakfast cereal shops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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