BS13 Robin Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 57 minutes ago, downendcity said: Is it called Basil? boom boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 The club needs to clean up their act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Get it sorted quick before we start getting called Bristle City FC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Mao Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Mad Cyril said: The broom has been there through thick and thin....it is a lucky omen....Surely it should be mounted on the wall in section 82 and worshipped. Perhaps we should sacrifice a goat to appease the broom. Or a virgin. Where can you order a virgin in Bristol? On the virgin front the section 82 thread appears to have a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pezo Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Dollymarie said: We could all chip in and buy it a season ticket, given if it gets moved, it won't be able to watch games anymore? I have heard that the broom has started its own broom supporters group and now doesn't want to be moved to anywhere except the middle of the away fans - the most expensive and awkward place for the club. The club asked if it could move everyone from A block Dolman especially to accommodate it but it said "no, it wasn't the right kind of ambiance and wouldn't be able to see from its current lying down position", the club asked if it could be stood upright but this wouldn't make for a good atmosphere + the rake of the stand doesn't allow for brooms to be stood up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Mkelly said: Thanks for the feedback! It's taken longer than we would have thought for the broom to be noticed. As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! How's about "I said a Broom Broom Broom - everybody say way-oh" or maybe "Broom Broom Broom shake the room. Tick tick tick Broom!" Coat on and out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 You've got to admire the broom, in such a macho sport as football its been able to come out of the closet and stay out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Stewards won't want to move the Broom. It has to be done by the Police, so that the Post can use the headline A Brush With The Law. A Brush with Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightUpInCider Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 If only Lee Johnson had known about this on Tuesday night he could have played a sweeper at the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Mkelly said: Thanks for the feedback! It's taken longer than we would have thought for the broom to be noticed. As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! We need you out and about in this forum more often, clearly you are wasted in the Q&A section! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! So.. How about, My garden broom is bigger than that etc It's got a staff and a handle, My garden broom is bigger than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Does the broom have a twitter account? I think this story has legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Has anyone seen the broom on non matchdays? I was thinking that maybe one of the girls had parked it there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 A sweeping generalisation here but A little late to the thread and you've used up all the broom puns and jokes , witch is really annoying . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Could Mr Ashton please move your broom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: A sweeping generalisation here but A little late to the thread and you've used up all the broom puns and jokes , witch is really annoying . All done and dusted isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 21, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 14 hours ago, Threshing Red said: I took this earlier in the year, me and my mates always look out for it at every home game just to see if it is still there. Looks like it could have been left up there to sweep the water away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaggro is back Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I hate that broom. Although a Dolman regular, he never leaves early. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 15 hours ago, downendcity said: With a season ticket, move it to the top tier of the new stand - even if it is sitting by itself! You can't move it to the top tier because of the rake.... I'd say to send it to the gash, but that's a risk because of the all the hoes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 1 hour ago, phantom said: Looks like it could have been left up there to sweep the water away Sweep the water away where? There's no drainage and there's a lip all around so it can't just be tipped over the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I thought the area shown has the beginnings of an outdoor pool? You know, for when Bristol Sport finds the next Tom Daly , we could have him diving off the Dolman roof. Not much room for sponsorship logos on those trunks mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Can someone throw a mop up there too? Don't want the broom feeling lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 14 hours ago, nickolas said: Is this broom also a c£&t because its in the dolman and quiet?? Yeh, it should be singing it's head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Norn Iron said: As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! So.. How about, My garden broom is bigger than that etc It's got a staff and a handle, My garden broom is bigger than that. How about, 'Broom Broom Broom' by John Lee Hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roger Red Hat said: Yeh, it should be singing it's head off. It did. Remember it's Triggers broom, it's had 4 new handles and 6 new heads since its been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 It's a broom with a view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Can someone throw a mop up there too? Don't want the broom feeling lonely. Right, I'm getting in to this. Last home game of the season we all bring sponges. let's have a sponge 'fight' in honour of the broom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Can someone throw a mop up there too? Don't want the broom feeling lonely. It had a rugby ball for company for a while, but I heard the broom couldn't be trusted with it, and so they took it away 12 minutes ago, RedM said: Right, I'm getting in to this. Last home game of the season we all bring sponges. let's have a sponge 'fight' in honour of the broom. Steady on M, unless Flint is involved, and then I'm game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 The sadness of the broom is going to be coming to a big screen (possibly) as the loss of the rugby ball has had a huge impact on it. Whilst casting is still to be decided, Hollywood seem to want to make a few changes to the story to make it more commercially viable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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