Brian Butterfield Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Hi with all the talk of the atyeo and section 82 I'd like to ask someone from the club to respond... Why is there still a broom sat on top of the dolman turnstiles. It's been there all season... For a while there was a rugby ball too... Then the ball disappeared but the broom remained. Is it a modern art thing ? Please let me know soon as I'm beginning to anthropomorphise this broom and am beginning to worry for its wellbeing. I'm not the only one who has noticed its plight... Thanks for listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 I've reported it to @Mkelly when I was down there earlier. Pointed out its exact location to him. #broomgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: I've reported it to @Mkelly when I was down there earlier. Pointed out its exact location to him. #broomgate Is it your broom dolly ? ( tongue firmly in cheek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 I took this earlier in the year, me and my mates always look out for it at every home game just to see if it is still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 ^^^^ I've just sent the pic to Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City1970 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Threshing Red said: I took this earlier in the year, me and my mates always look out for it at every home game just to see if it is still there. Looks like the roof has a design fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, class_not_gas said: Is it your broom dolly ? ( tongue firmly in cheek) I bet Godfrey left that there last summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Perhaps it's there to be used by LJ when he has his summer clean out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Can there be a piece in well red about the broom... Maybe pictures of it in its new home... Maybe if it relaxing in a meadow. Just please help the broom... It really needs help... For just 2 pound a month you can help brooms like the broom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 We could all chip in and buy it a season ticket, given if it gets moved, it won't be able to watch games anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 The broom has been there through thick and thin....it is a lucky omen....Surely it should be mounted on the wall in section 82 and worshipped. Perhaps we should sacrifice a goat to appease the broom. Or a virgin. Where can you order a virgin in Bristol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippenhamRed Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Apparently the New York Times are going to interview the broom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: We could all chip in and buy it a season ticket, given if it gets moved, it won't be able to watch games anymore? With a season ticket, move it to the top tier of the new stand - even if it is sitting by itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 I think the broom needs a chant and a seat in the west stand whilst it's empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mkelly Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Thanks for the feedback! It's taken longer than we would have thought for the broom to be noticed. As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Just playing devils advocate but a friend heard the broom saying some very Xenophobic things about many cultures and apparently is blocked by Lee Tomlin on Twitter for frequent questioning about if he likes pancakes... So maybe not such a heart warming tale. Maybe more of a sting in the tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Mkelly said: Thanks for the feedback! It's taken longer than we would have thought for the broom to be noticed. As soon as there is a song about the "broom" sung by both stands it can be removed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Maybe the entire fanbase can unite behind the Broom and it can become a totem of unity and heal the great rift between those who seek division. All hail the Broom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Is this broom also a c£&t because its in the dolman and quiet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 I think it the new sweeper checking the club out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 It's been there a while now, think it will need a new handle and a new head for next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Another serious issue being swept under the carpet by the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Sure the club will just brush this off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Apparently the club are changing the spelling to Bristle City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Is it called Basil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 With a bit of whittling it would replace the lost drumstick, a noble end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "Look after your broom and your broom will look after you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Malago said: "Look after your broom and your broom will look after you." No , just look after your broom . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Threshing Red said: I took this earlier in the year, me and my mates always look out for it at every home game just to see if it is still there. You are your mates sound wild.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS13 Robin Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 is it triggers broom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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