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Man goes to the doctor feeling weary with no energy - after a series of blood tests he goes back to get the results

The doctor say “hmm you’ve got an undiscovered virus called  ‘yellow 24’ and unfortunately there’s no known treatment. You could live a normal life but you could drop dead at any time”

The guy home and tells his wife who tells him he needs cheering up and to come to bingo with night. Having never been to bingo before his wife helps him and the first game is 4 corners and he wins £25. The next game is any line and he wins that as well wining another £25 then he wins the full house winning a cool £100.

At the end of the night he goes to pick up his winnings and the caller says “the full house you won had the lowest numbers called nationwide and you’ve won a cool £100k! 

“blimey” the guys says I only came to bingo because I’ve got yellow 24. “Yellow24?” caller says “you’ve won the raffle as well!
 

 

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