tinman85 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Forget the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This one would be a best seller. Bob Hoskins stars as the Bristol City manager from 2005, the story focusses on his desperation to play his son (played by Jack Whitehall). It comes to a Wembley final and one of his key full backs is injured. In a desperate need to play his son he sacrifices the teams biggest threat from midfield and slots him to right back....... The story focuses on one man's obsession with this footballing family. Close friends they are. The Son of the Conference Manager is jeered throughout his time as a player....but returns one day as a messiah. He walks on water. He casts a spell over the entire fan base and the board. Despite losing 8 games from 11 and spending millions in the transfer market (higher than most clubs) he receives a new contract. A job for life. But as we approach Christmas 2016...the spell begins to break and the fans start to wake from their deep sleep.....noises begin to stir and the honeymoon is over.......as the fans come to their senses, they remember the boos from years before and the square pegs in round holes tactics from the father. Something needs to change...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tel Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, tinman85 said: Forget the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This one would be a best seller. Bob Hoskins stars as the Bristol City manager from 2005, the story focusses on his desperation to play his son (played by Jack Whitehall). It comes to a Wembley final and one of his key full backs is injured. In a desperate need to play his son he sacrifices the teams biggest threat from midfield and slots him to right back....... The story focuses on one man's obsession with this footballing family. Close friends they are. The Son of the Conference Manager is jeered throughout his time as a player....but returns one day as a messiah. He walks on water. He casts a spell over the entire fan base and the board. Despite losing 8 games from 11 and spending millions in the transfer market (higher than most clubs) he receives a new contract. A job for life. But as we approach Christmas 2016...the spell begins to break and the fans start to wake from their deep sleep.....noises begin to stir and the honeymoon is over.......as the fans come to their senses, they remember the boos from years before and the square pegs in round holes tactics from the father. Something needs to change...... Unfortunately the great Bob Hoskins died in 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman85 Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Oh blimey I didn't realise that. Maybe change to Ray Winstone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tel Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, tinman85 said: Oh blimey I didn't realise that. Maybe change to Ray Winstone! Wouldn't be allowed. Ray likes to have a 'Bet, 365' days of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Tinman, you really must try to keep up........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 how about Warwick Davis*? *with apologies for being so heightist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 How about cockney w*nker from viz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 How about you all grow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 4 hours ago, GrahamC said: How about you all grow up? *sighs* really ???? let me help you down off that high horse mate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 37 minutes ago, Antman said: really ???? let me help you down off that high horse mate..... High horse? I think you're in the minority there Antman. Check out how many notifications Graham has on his post already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 6 hours ago, tinman85 said: Forget the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. This one would be a best seller. Bob Hoskins stars as the Bristol City manager from 2005, the story focusses on his desperation to play his son (played by Jack Whitehall). It comes to a Wembley final and one of his key full backs is injured. In a desperate need to play his son he sacrifices the teams biggest threat from midfield and slots him to right back....... The story focuses on one man's obsession with this footballing family. Close friends they are. The Son of the Conference Manager is jeered throughout his time as a player....but returns one day as a messiah. He walks on water. He casts a spell over the entire fan base and the board. Despite losing 8 games from 11 and spending millions in the transfer market (higher than most clubs) he receives a new contract. A job for life. But as we approach Christmas 2016...the spell begins to break and the fans start to wake from their deep sleep.....noises begin to stir and the honeymoon is over.......as the fans come to their senses, they remember the boos from years before and the square pegs in round holes tactics from the father. Something needs to change...... You ok sunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Robbored said: High horse? I think you're in the minority there Antman. Check out how many notifications Graham has on his post already 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Griffin said: 2? 11 at last count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Robbored said: High horse? I think you're in the minority there Antman. Check out how many notifications Graham has on his post already that was kind of not the point RR - it was more about some silliness being frowned upon by a self appointed forum warden - why exactly? don't like it? why not just move on by, instead of a tedious attempt at a slap down. **** me, life is dull enough without people doing that. This forum takes itself waay too seriously at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Antman said: that was kind of not the point RR - it was more about some silliness being frowned upon by a self appointed forum warden - why exactly? don't like it? why not just move on by, instead of a tedious attempt at a slap down. **** me, life is dull enough without people doing that. This forum takes itself waay too seriously at times I know exactly what you're saying. Maybe it was the "high horse" that irritated a bit......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Robbored said: 11 at last count. Sorry and by the time I have typed I might be wrong but only 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Robbored said: 11 at last count. z z z z z z z z z z z z z ... ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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