Septic Peg Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: A modaterix? No. A Modinatrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: a Freudian slip Be careful not to hurt yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 2 hours ago, BigTone said: One of the women in TFJ's life The Dream: The Reality: Not to shabby, eh? Either of them! tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 17 hours ago, Septic Peg said: I can assure you, I've not been given that almighty privilege. However, if you require private moderation, I have a reasonable fee. You are - check the post. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 9 hours ago, TheCulturalBomb said: Neil Warnock, Mick McCarthy, Ian Holloway. My dream lineup. Shag Mick, Marry Warnock (I wouldn't have to see him right?) and Skeletor has to go off the cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Shag Mick, Marry Warnock (I wouldn't have to see him right?) and Skeletor has to go off the cliff. Marry Mick. Shag Warnock (just put a paper bag over his head with a hole for his gob pre-shag so wouldn't have to look at him) and Holloway goes over the cliff. 28 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: You are - check the post. tfj Postman has been. He left sweet FA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Marry Mick. Shag Warnock (just put a paper bag over his head with a hole for his gob pre-shag so wouldn't have to look at him) and Holloway goes over the cliff. Postman has been. He left sweet FA. Take my word for it. I never lie. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markman Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 4 hours ago, BigTone said: Thanks Big Tone - but rather like Mrs E - so a bit samey for me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 4 hours ago, BigTone said: One of the women in TFJ's life The Dream: The Reality: Can you IMAGINE how strong Veronica's thumbs must be?? Owch!! tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, Taxi for Johnson said: Can you IMAGINE how strong Veronica's thumbs must be?? Owch!! tfj settle down you're starting to dribble on your straight jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Just now, Markman said: Thanks Big Tone - but rather like Mrs E - so a bit samey for me!!! i understand your problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 On 27/02/2017 at 13:31, BigTone said: settle down you're starting to dribble on your straight jacket On 27/02/2017 at 08:20, BigTone said: One of the women in TFJ's life The Dream: The Reality: It's a little known fact, LJ shows all potential signings this same photo, claiming Veronica is the club doctor. They seem to fall for this, as the medical would be sensational. When they eventually realise the club doctor looks nothing like this they become disaffected, their form drops, and Lee has to mess with the formation, or sign even more players using the same trick. It's taken a while, but I think you will agree this explains our fall from 5th to 21st in the league. What a bastard! tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 On Monday, February 27, 2017 at 13:31, BigTone said: settle down you're starting to dribble on your straight jacket Only from his mouth, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 On Monday, February 27, 2017 at 13:02, Markman said: Thanks Big Tone - but rather like Mrs E - so a bit samey for me!!! Why go to Nandos, when you can have chicken supreme at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: It's a little known fact, LJ shows all potential signings this same photo, claiming Veronica is the club doctor. They seem to fall for this, as the medical would be sensational. When they eventually realise the club doctor looks nothing like this they become disaffected, their form drops, and Lee has to mess with the formation, or sign even more players using the same trick. It's taken a while, but I think you will agree this explains our fall from 5th to 21st in the league. What a bastard! tfj Its a theory that makes some sense I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Victoria Principle (Dallas prime) / Helen Mirren (any era you wish) / Gillian Anderson. Not easy. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Victoria Principal (Dallas prime) / Helen Mirren (any era you wish) / Gillian Anderson. Not easy. tfj Now you ARE talking ! Ding ******* Dong !! (shag and marry, not bothered about the other two - in answer to your comment, VERY easy decision) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 It is a tough one. I think Gillian is so dry, she would drive you nuts, and be impossible to live with, so you'd either have to shag or marry her. But I can't bring myself to cliff Mirren. I can't live without Victoria Principle in her prime, so I'd have to marry her. As gorgeous as Gillian is, I'd, with regret, cliff her, get some quality whiskey and cigars in and invite Helen around to fulfill her contractual obligations. Happy with that. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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