BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: I never wanted him as manager. SL bloody started all this. Unfortunately Alan Pardew was not available this time last year ............. BUT HE IS NOW. tfj Ok so: BCFC just got shagged TFJ to marry Alan Pardew LJ off the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I see ........ "Mmmmmmmmm" Right, well ........................ Shag Alan Pardew Marry BCFC LJ gets the cliff, yes. Happy with that. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Henry said: @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? Bat said he is becoming a Muslim, moving to Dubai so he can marry, marry, marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Henry said: @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? Oi! Can everyone stop treating our moderators as pieces of meat, and show some flippin' respect. You are all VERY NAUGHTY BOYS. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 One thing. Pegs not a moderator. Another thing, I have met both of the others and we are all gert lush so there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Oi! Can everyone stop treating our moderators as pieces of meat, and show some flippin' respect. You are all VERY NAUGHTY BOYS. tfj Can you all slow down a bit cos Nicoles proving to be a challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Can you all slow down a bit cos Nicoles proving to be a challenge PLEASE stop name dropping. You do it all the time. Just do this one thing for me? tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: PLEASE stop name dropping. You do it all the time. Just do this one thing for me? tfj Sorry but I think she is confused as to who I am because she keeps screaming "Oh my God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, BigTone said: Sorry but I think she is confused as to who I am because she keeps screaming "Oh my God" To be fair, if I was going through your laundry and saw the state of the skid marks on your underpants, I would say the same. O M G. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: To be fair, if I was going through your laundry and saw the state of the skid marks on your underpants, I would say the same. O M G. tfj I haven't taken them off yet. Anyway I put them through the car wash last month so should be Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Try this one:- Would you have sex with a horse, but no-one would ever know that you had ................ OR. Don't have sex with a horse, but EVERYONE in the whole world thinks that you have? Not so easy this one - requires thought. Take your time. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 15 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Try this one:- Would you have sex with a horse, but no-one would ever know that you had ................ OR. Don't have sex with a horse, but EVERYONE in the whole world thinks that you have? Not so easy this one - requires thought. Take your time. tfj Make love to the horse Perception more important than reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 15 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Try this one:- Would you have sex with a horse, but no-one would ever know that you had ................ OR. Don't have sex with a horse, but EVERYONE in the whole world thinks that you have? Not so easy this one - requires thought. Take your time. tfj I thought this was our little secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Don't mention horses on this forum! You know what will happen. And just for the record, I would personally neither shag nor marry Cliff. No disrespect to one of our greatest singers, but he's far too middle of the road for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 17 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Try this one:- Would you have sex with a horse, but no-one would ever know that you had ................ OR. Don't have sex with a horse, but EVERYONE in the whole world thinks that you have? Not so easy this one - requires thought. Take your time. tfj Nay, nay not for me thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 I would neither shag nor marry Cliff! The poor man's been through the media grinder, the rumours were all untrue. Besides he's quite happy with that retired Catholic priest he lives with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markman Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 who is Veronica Zemanova? (I dare not search just in case Mrs E finds out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverRed Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Lets get back to normality Shag - Myleene Klass, Marry - Rachel Riley, Cliff - Theresa May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Markman said: who is Veronica Zemanova? (I dare not search just in case Mrs E finds out) Probably best you don't search using Mrs E's smart phone or the kids' iPads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On 22/02/2017 at 22:34, cityexile said: Bat said he is becoming a Muslim, moving to Dubai so he can marry, marry, marry. I don't do hot climates. Push me off the cliff. On 22/02/2017 at 22:47, Dollymarie said: One thing. Pegs not a moderator. Another thing, I have met both of the others and we are all gert lush so there. Awww. Cheers duckie! On 22/02/2017 at 23:13, Taxi for Johnson said: Try this one:- Would you have sex with a horse, but no-one would ever know that you had ................ OR. Don't have sex with a horse, but EVERYONE in the whole world thinks that you have? Not so easy this one - requires thought. Take your time. tfj Push me or the horse off the cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On 2/22/2017 at 21:42, Taxi for Johnson said: We only know what one of them looks like. tfj You mean Septic Peg doesn't look like her avatar? I am going for Lisa Kelly from Ice Rood Truckers, by the way Shag = Yes Marry = Yes (she earns but is hardly ever home) Cliff = Good chance she might drive off one herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 19 hours ago, Markman said: who is Veronica Zemanova? (I dare not search just in case Mrs E finds out) Is that a serious question? If you have not had the pleasure, you have not LIVED, boy. Just clear the history afterwards, and she will never know. ONE WORD OF WARNING: you can't "un-see" Veronica once you have seen her for the first time................ tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 On 22/02/2017 at 22:47, Dollymarie said: One thing. Pegs not a moderator. Another thing, I have met both of the others and we are all gert lush so there. Septic Peg is a moderator, actually. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Septic Peg is a moderator, actually. tfj I can assure you, I've not been given that almighty privilege. However, if you require private moderation, I have a reasonable fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Shaq, Mary (Berry), Cliff (Richard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCulturalBomb Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Neil Warnock, Mick McCarthy, Ian Holloway. My dream lineup. Cosying up with Mick as he brushes my hair, talking to me with that thick Northern accent about Cole Skuse's ability with balls, and where Dean puts his Gerkens. What a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 On 24/02/2017 at 13:56, Markman said: who is Veronica Zemanova? (I dare not search just in case Mrs E finds out) One of the women in TFJ's life The Dream: The Reality: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 14 hours ago, Septic Peg said: I can assure you, I've not been given that almighty privilege. However, if you require private moderation, I have a reasonable fee. A modaterix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 On Friday, February 24, 2017 at 16:38, Port Said Red said: You mean Septic Peg doesn't look like her avatar? I am going for Lisa Kelly from Ice Rood Truckers, by the way Shag = Yes Marry = Yes (she earns but is hardly ever home) Cliff = Good chance she might drive off one herself Do the CofE do removals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Do the CofE do removals? ooops well spotted, bit of a Freudian slip on the pronunciation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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