... Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I would like to introduce this to OTIB, before it gets locked by those pesky moderators. I'll start with an obvious one, so those who are new to the genre can understand and develop their skills. Three names, to be allocated one to each category, e.g:- Tony Pulis / Veronica Zemanova / Caroline Catz. Have you got it? Yes, right first time!! Correct answer: you shag Veronica Zemanova; you marry Caroline Catz, and you push Tony Pulis off a cliff. Next ........... tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Dolly, Dolly, Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 24 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Kylie, Cheryl Cole, Katy Perry Shag, cliff, marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Nicole Scherzinger, Myleene Klass, Jeremy Corbyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 36 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Kylie, Cheryl Cole, Katy Perry Had em all........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said: Marry someone whose ex is Russell Brand ? But I can't stand Cheryl's accent. So she's going off the cliff. If she promised not to talk then I'd be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Tony Pulis / Veronica Zemanova / Caroline Catz. No idea who Vera is so marry Caroline Catz (she married Martin Clunes in Doc Martin so she must be a patient person) and push Tony off the cliff. 1 hour ago, ziderheadarmy said: Kylie, Cheryl Cole, Katy Perry Marry Kylie, shag Cheryl, dump Russell Brand's sloppy seconds over the edge. 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Dolly, Dolly, Trump @Dollymarie or Dolly Parton? Marry @Dollymarie, shag Dolly P but the last one is going over the cliff. 1 hour ago, The Gasbuster said: Nicole Scherzinger, Myleene Klass, Jeremy Corbyn. The toughie. Hmmm... Well Klass is going over the edge. No disrespect but Hear'say were shocking so that needs correcting. Marry Corbyn (Union lefty and proud! Plus I could also get him to work on some of his social skills and sort him out with a decent suit) and have a wild night with the filthy Shirt-slinger. To confirm I am hetero but who could say no to the Shirt-slinger? Here's mine... Pat Butcher, Howard Stern and Ron Jeremy (do not Google Ron Jeremy. It is NSFW.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Shag, cliff, marry. Interesting.....very interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 hours ago, The Gasbuster said: Nicole Scherzinger, Myleene Klass, Jeremy Corbyn. Shag & marry Nicole with Corbyn to give Klass a piggyback over the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted February 22, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Shag: Anything with a pulse Marry: Money Cliff: Religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Dollymarie said: But I can't stand Cheryl's accent. So she's going off the cliff. If she promised not to talk then I'd be fine. Quite right too ..... women are to be seen and not heard! .... Ouchffs .. I was only joking' ... Sorry. Dammit, bit harsh ..I said I'm sorry, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Henry said: @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? There's always one isn't there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Piers Morgan, Jeremy Kyle, Katie Hopkins! That's just roughage... Shag Piers (so I can do a kiss and tell on him) marry JK and push that vile creature off a cliff. 28 minutes ago, One Team In Keynsham said: Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka. I've heard Ivanka is hot? Her dad told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Septic Peg said: That's just roughage... Shag Piers (so I can do a kiss and tell on him) marry JK and push that vile creature off a cliff. I've heard Ivanka is hot? Her dad told me. My wife has met the lovely Ivanka at some jewelry trade show, and reported that she is actually quite nice in real life. Clearly doesn't take after dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Henry said: @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? We only know what one of them looks like. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Henry said: @Dollymarie, @Septic Peg and @RedM? Shag them all but let me finish with Nicole first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, BigTone said: Shag them all but let me finish with Nicole first Not in the rules - read them again, and stop cheating. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Shag them all but let me finish with Nicole first P.S. Women? Do you find this form of 'flattery' attractive?? Jesus. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Not in the rules - read them again, and stop cheating. tfj Ok, shag them all, marry them all and push Taxi for Johnson off the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: Ok, shag them all, marry them all and push Taxi for Johnson off the cliff There is actual football on the other forum - I think you should know. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Jesus. Off the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: There is actual football on the other forum - I think you should know. tfj maybe you should check the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, BigTone said: maybe you should check the score I think it just finished ........ City 0 Happy Clappers and Fulham 2. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: I think it just finished ........ City 0 Happy Clappers and Fulham 2. tfj LJ - off the cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: LJ - off the cliff Even this diversion from 'sack LJ' has become a 'sack LJ thread'. How did it happen - it was going so well. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Taxi for Johnson said: Even this diversion from 'sack LJ' has become a 'sack LJ thread'. How did it happen - it was going so well. tfj you started it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: you started it I never wanted him as manager. SL bloody started all this. Unfortunately Alan Pardew was not available this time last year ............. BUT HE IS NOW. tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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