Which non-footballing celebrity would you like to manage City

[Lanterne Rouge]

2 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said:

Bristol city to score next at 11-1 I'm avvvinn some of that 

I was thinking more that he goes into full `Sexy Beast` mode - I`d pay good money to see that. More if he was waving a loaded sawn off shotgun around at the same time.

`Listen up you slags, you ain`t ******* here for a ******* tea party`

[BigTone]

1 hour ago, Septic Peg said:

What about Stephen Mulhern - star of stage and screen?

Giggles at David Walliams as kit man. Lolz.

 a bit on the girly side I fear 

[Lanterne Rouge]

Just now, BigTone said:

 a bit on the girly side I fear 

Matt Lucas dressed as Dafydd would be even better.

[joe jordans teeth]

1 minute ago, Red Right Hand said:

I was thinking more that he goes into full `Sexy Beast` mode - I`d pay good money to see that. More if he was waving a loaded sawn off shotgun around at the same time.

`Listen up you slags, you ain`t ******* here for a ******* tea party`

Ben Kingsley as kit man 

[joe jordans teeth]

2 hours ago, pommers65 said:

Mellissa Debling....She may have her knockers but would be something to gaze at if we were playing crap

Dodgy skirting boards

[Major Isewater]

35 minutes ago, BigTone said:

Ok, I must admit I can see your point

I can see both of them .

[Der no.2]

Tommy Cooper

- I said "I'd like a cornet, please. She said, "Hundreds and thousands?" I said "No. One will do very nicely."

[Superjack]

Jeremy Clarkson.

Especially if we're playing Plymouth away.

[Ciderhead433]

Harry Houdini we might need him next season

[Mr Roper]

19 hours ago, exAtyeoMax said:

Tom Hardy. I'd listen to his post match interviews…

No not Tom Hardy ,my Mrs would want to come to every game then and we would have to get a seat right by the dugout too .

[pongo88]

8 hours ago, Ciderhead433 said:

Harry Houdini we might need him next season

Or even Houdi Elbow with Spit the Dog as assistant and Sally James as physio. She could revive injured players with a magic sponge and a bucket of water. Whilst we're at it, make the Phantom Flan Flinger chief steward to sort out any trouble makers. 

[alexukhc]

21 hours ago, Barrs Court Red said:

Nigel Farage,  The irony if he got City in to Europe.

5 years

[Red Skin]

12 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said:

Dodgy skirting boards

Well, something could do with touching up and fresh lick. 

[Major Isewater]

20 minutes ago, Red Army Faction said:

Well, something could do with touching up and fresh lick. 

Smut .

[exAtyeoMax]

14 hours ago, Septic Peg said:

What about Stephen Mulhern - star of stage and screen?

Giggles at David Walliams as kit man. Lolz.

Funny, both of them make feel a bit squeamish, especially Walliams.

[WhistleHappy]

22 hours ago, Victor Meldrew said:

Yosser Hughes

glad I spell checked as Y was changed to a T

'Head' Coach ?  .... he can do that, you'd give him a job, he knows Graeme Souness  (but he's better looking by far) ... no need for a contract just 'shake hands' on it.

  gotta luv Yosser.

[Lanterne Rouge]

2 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

'Head' Coach ?  .... he can do that, you'd give him a job, he knows Graeme Souness  (but he's better looking by far) ... no need for a contract just 'shake hands' on it.

  gotta luv Yosser.

`I could have been a footballer but I had a paper round instead` - quality!

Why don`t they ever rerun Boys From The Blackstuff?

[Red Skin]

3 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

Smut .

I'll be very disappointed if I don't get a like from @Rudolf Hucker

[WTFiGO!?!]

Paxman on Radio Bristol would be good.

"I'm not in the mood for prisoners today, that was shit wasn't it Lee?".

"19 new players, 9 months and you're still trying to find a team you can 'trust'? ".  

"Don't try pulling the wool over my eyes, you slimy, midget Weasley!".

 

Footnote: All the storylines in this play are wholly fictitious.  Any resemblance of real life are purely co-incidental

[BS10 RED]

19 hours ago, pommers65 said:

Mellissa Debling....She may have her knockers but would be something to gaze at if we were playing crap

Why was this page open the second my girlfriend walks in the room  

[Aizoon]

16 hours ago, Major Isewater said:

I can see both of them .

I can't. Bloody smugphone

[Aizoon]

31 minutes ago, cityboy99 said:

Why was this page open the second my girlfriend walks in the room  

How long have you been around women? You've got a lot to learn, lad...

[Lanterne Rouge]

Del Boy as Head Of Marketing.

[reddoh]

8 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Or even Houdi Elbow with Spit the Dog as assistant and Sally James as physio. She could revive injured players with a magic sponge and a bucket of water. Whilst we're at it, make the Phantom Flan Flinger chief steward to sort out any trouble makers. 

Sorry that post is stupid we have far too many professional football players doing the dying fly as it is.

[Lanterne Rouge]

8 hours ago, pongo88 said:

Or even Houdi Elbow with Spit the Dog as assistant and Sally James as physio. She could revive injured players with a magic sponge and a bucket of water. Whilst we're at it, make the Phantom Flan Flinger chief steward to sort out any trouble makers. 

We`ve already got the Phantom Raspberry Blower - he sits near us in the South Stand

[Der no.2]

1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said:

Del Boy as Head Of Marketing.

luvvly jubbly, this time next year....

[Lanterne Rouge]

1 minute ago, Der no.2 said:

luvvly jubbly, this time next year....

`Got some luvvly pillars here mate, only one owner, yours for a monkey`

[Garland-sweden]

Aristoteles.

[CiderJar]

On 2017-6-2 at 15:49, bristolcitysweden said:

Donald Duck Trump. He would just love the slowness at Bristol City FC.

I hadn't noticed before...