Embarrassed by your weak bladder?

[Red-Robbo]

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

[RedLionLad]

A few had to be removed from W16 after taking drinks to their seats during the game.

Must have been first-timers.

[pommers65]

100% agree..
go for a piss before,half time & at the end of the game
season ticket holder in the south stand & must miss 20 mins of a game due to belters turning up late etc

[Marina's Rolls Royce]

Weak bladder? Maybe something with a more  South American flavour often favoured by 20 yr olds in silly tweed hats was the real cause.Maybe that's the 'real thing'.

[Red-Robbo]

2 minutes ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said:

Weak bladder? Maybe something with a more  South American flavour often favoured by 20 yr olds in silly tweed hats was the real cause.Maybe that's the 'real thing'.

It's the real thing.

Incidentally, from Engvall's Splinter's reaction to my post, I think we know who the lad in the silly titfer was!!!  

[Robbored]

18 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

 

18 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

I have it down to a smart bit of bladder training. Years of experience have taught me that the number of pints determine how often I need to piss..........

So.......never more than 2 pints pre match.  Take a slash before you take your seat (crucial) then another slash at half time. Then a final leak on the way out.

 

I can't remember the last time I had to go during the game.

[Rudolf Hucker]

1 minute ago, Robbored said:

 can't remember the last time I had to go drying the game.

You were doing well until then!

[Bar BS3]

7 minutes ago, Robbored said:

 

I have it down to a smart bit of bladder training. Years of experience have taught me that the number of pints determine how often I need to piss..........

So.......never more than 2 pints pre match.  Take a slash before you take your seat (crucial) then another slash at half time. Then a final leak on the way out.

 

I can't remember the last time I had to go during the game.

Maybe you should only have one pint before the game, when you've arranged to meet a club official..!

[Guest One hair on my chin]

Male/female  around where I sit keeps dropping their guts.

[Bs11lad]

16 minutes ago, Robbored said:

 

I have it down to a smart bit of bladder training. Years of experience have taught me that the number of pints determine how often I need to piss..........

So.......never more than 2 pints pre match.  Take a slash before you take your seat (crucial) then another slash at half time. Then a final leak on the way out.

 

I can't remember the last time I had to go during the game.

My routine exactly except I limit myself to 5 

 

[Robbored]

16 minutes ago, Bs11lad said:

My routine exactly except I limit myself to 5 

 

That tells me you don't drive to the match..........

[Kodjias Wrist]

There are a few blokes in front of me who turn up five mins late and leave five mins early each half. Whats the point!?!

[Wrongagain]

Group of 4 on our row in the lansdown - guaranteed 2 won’t stay seated for all of playing time, one will leave 5 minutes before HT to buy the drinks, all will come back on or just after restart one by one - bloody nuisance

[1960maaan]

Lower Dolman before the Lansdown was finished and we moved. Two guys would come in late, nip out with 5 mins to go but manage to get back before HT so you had to stand again. Then when we went out at HT they must go again as they came back after us and the same at FT.
Needless to say I was glad when a few mates said about moving to Lower L

[Red Army 75]

Best thing about being able to stand up . Don't notice it . That would get right on my tits . 

[The_Don]

I normally go to get a beer on 41mins, watch the final few mins on the tv screen whilst queuing for a pint, come back to my seat right on kick off for the second half. I’m probably classed as a melt then 

[RedLionLad]

9 minutes ago, dave36 said:

Group of 4 on our row in the lansdown - guaranteed 2 won’t stay seated for all of playing time, one will leave 5 minutes before HT to buy the drinks, all will come back on or just after restart one by one - bloody nuisance

Same here in W16.  Same group come in late, take it in turns to go out during the game, come back individually after the break and then leave before the final whistle.

[Septic Peg]

Bristol City fans. Boiling piss in the Dolman since before records began...

[Bris Red]

1 hour ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said:

Weak bladder? Maybe something with a more  South American flavour often favoured by 20 yr olds in silly tweed hats was the real cause.Maybe that's the 'real thing'.

If they want a sniff let them have a sniff ya boring *****!! Hehe..

[WhistleHappy]

54 minutes ago, Robbored said:

That tells me you don't drive to the match..........

...he might do but not necessarily on the *right side of the road...

 (*left side which would be right of course not right which would be wrong.. )  eh? 

[swanker]

Just flop it out and go whilst sat down, works a treat!

[wendyredredrobin]

Of course some have genuine medical conditions forcing them to go.  But It's really annoying having to stand for 5 mins at the end of each half just to try to see the game, especially when you know there is going to be some injury time.

[HoldenBall]

Just now, wendyredredrobin said:

Of course some have genuine medical conditions forcing them to go.  But It's really annoying having to stand for 5 mins at the end of each half just to try to see the game, especially when you know there is going to be some injury time.

Not if we have that knobhead ref every game!

[wendyredredrobin]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Red DNA]

I was in W16 sat alongside people who brought drinks into the area (not me..), the only reason they got in is there was no one at the entrance to stop them so despite probably knowing the rules, they took advantage of the situation. To be fair, steward no 10 did allow the people concerned to drink up - very quickly, so it wasn't actually thrown away or were they ejected. 

There were plenty of people in that area though who also seemed intent on getting their 10000 steps a day in by walking to and from the toilets, two in particular always went together...

i actually noticed it a lot more last night as I was sat closer to the exit and a lot lower row which made it difficult to see past the people who lingered at the exit. 

[RedLionLad]

2 minutes ago, williamsredngrey said:

I was in W16 sat alongside people who brought drinks into the area (not me..), the only reason they got in is there was no one at the entrance to stop them so despite probably knowing the rules, they took advantage of the situation. To be fair, steward no 10 did allow the people concerned to drink up - very quickly, so it wasn't actually thrown away or were they ejected. 

There were plenty of people in that area though who also seemed intent on getting their 10000 steps a day in by walking to and from the toilets, two in particular always went together...

i actually noticed it a lot more last night as I was sat closer to the exit and a lot lower row which made it difficult to see past the people who lingered at the exit. 

Steward No 10 did everything right as far as I could see. She and the older guy were firm, but fair.......and didn't over react.

[WTFiGO!?!]

It's never too early to get into incontinance pads - that's my life motto.  

[Midred]

3 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

You mean to say that you're not marketing the latest in incontibung/inconticlamp devices? The culprits could well have been overdosing on the major's squeaky bum tinctures!

[The Bard]

A special mention to the idiot in Section 82 who invited a 14 year old to have a fight with him without any provocation whatsoever.  Hope the Police drug tested him.  Absolute bellend. 

[Redstart]

21 minutes ago, The Bard said:

A special mention to the idiot in Section 82 who invited a 14 year old to have a fight with him without any provocation whatsoever.  Hope the Police drug tested him.  Absolute bellend. 

If we are doing special mentions then here's to the two dick head laddos in the Lansdown who sit near us and talk loudly about absolute shite, nothing at all to do with the match for the entire 90 minutes -  for chrissakes just get a room and sod off - thought the guy next to me was finally going to lump them last night.

[Bs11lad]

3 hours ago, Robbored said:

That tells me you don't drive to the match..........

Used to in the 70's ando early 80's , different  then , makes you realise what a cock you were when you were when you were young 

[Robbored]

4 minutes ago, Bs11lad said:

 makes you realise what a cock you were when you were when you were young 

Not me mate........I've always been an altruistic, sensible, wise and mature  individual..........................

[Eastred]

Come over to the South Stand and you would have to stand up every twenty minutes because of the Dads and Kids that need to piss frequently...

That’s on top of them wanting to leave their seats ten minutes before half time and full time

They must be missing 50% of every home game

.....and don’t get me started on the lack of their basic manners of not asking “excuse me mate can I get past”?

Happy Days!

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

Is that taking a piss or taking the piss?

[Negan]

4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

You’re not allowed to enjoy yourself around red robbo! 

 

Keep the ciders coming lads 

[Hellfire Corner]

4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

He may have a medical condition! If so then your last sentence is unwarranted. If it’s just because he’s downed 8 pints then I totally agree.

[BigTone]

27 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Not me mate........I've always been an altruistic, sensible, wise and mature  individual..........................

and Santa exists

[Guest]

 

[Lack of Action Man]

4 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Fear not, the Ashton Gate chapter of the British Incontinence Society meets every home game in block 31 of the Dolman Stand,

Seriously guys, I know the game was shit, but if all you want to do is have your usual Friday night piss-up, give the football a miss and head straight to the pub.

There were about 8 utter melts getting up and going to the bogs or to the bar throughout the game last night in the rows in front of me. One prize specimen must've got up five times during the game.  Yes, you know who you are. Blond hair, 20s, silly tweed cap. You sir, are an utter bellend!

It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work.

Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine).

If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself.

Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night.  Truly cutting edge football.

 

I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others.

[richwwtk]

I don't mind people going to the toilet, what annoys me is the constant flow of people going down to the concourse from 35 mins onwards, and coming back up to 10 mins into the second half. People seem to be absolutely desperate to get a pint, and do so in the knowledge that they can watch the match on the screens so won't miss anything.

Personally, I would prefer it if the screens were switched off at kickoff, and only switched back on when the half time whistle has blown.

[Wrongagain]

The worst ones are the ones that suddenly stop because the game gets interesting - blocking the view of loads of fans, then get a snot because they are told to **** off

[Spoons]

You grumpy gits would give victor meldrew a run for his money!!

seriously having a meltdown about football fan needing a piss after to many beers ???

get a life! 

[reddoh]

2 hours ago, OddBallJim said:

It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work.

Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine).

If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself.

Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night.  Truly cutting edge football.

 

I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others.

I am glad that you realise that being taller than Frankie stops the whole world viewing the mighty bcfc when you get up for a piss.

[Marina's Rolls Royce]

6 hours ago, bris red said:

If they want a sniff let them have a sniff ya boring *****!! Hehe..

No problem as such. But at least invite everyone in the same row and the row behind to come with you.

That's the problem with you Brislington chaps- no bloody manners.  Would never happen in Knowle.

[22A]

Whatever happened to the days of rolling up a newspaper into a tube and peeing through that without leaving your spot on the terraces?

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

[Red-Robbo]

5 hours ago, Negan said:

You’re not allowed to enjoy yourself around red robbo! 

 

Keep the ciders coming lads 

Not said that at all. I like a pint or eight meself.

But at football try not to get so pissed that you have to get up every five ******* minutes.  The match finished 9:30ish.  Still plenty of boozing time left for a canny lad.

[Topper 123]

What the ****.is a matter with people moaning about a young in having a few pints , this wouldn't have been noticed in terrace days until it was running down back of your leg , this is football not a night at cinema and who knows kid might have a personal problem , pay a bit more attention to voicing support at pitch and we might just pick up 3 points instead of moaning like some tart REMEMBER you were young once !

[Red-Robbo]

5 hours ago, Hellfire Corner said:

He may have a medical condition! If so then your last sentence is unwarranted. If it’s just because he’s downed 8 pints then I totally agree.

Unlikely all his mates shared the condition. Far bloke, 20s, flat cap, next to him was up nearly as often! 

[Mike Hunt-Hertz]

They have been getting up to pinch off a loaf.

[Red-Robbo]

5 hours ago, OddBallJim said:

It might have been me. I went for a piss maybe three times in the entire game. But I didn't have a cap on. I was in a tweed suit because I came to the game straight from work.

Funnily enough this is the first game I've been able to go to since Plymouth in the cup due to work commitments. And I've only been to these two games this season because I'm recovering from meningitis, which has had knock on effects on my whole physiology - including my ability to urinate (or rather store urine).

If it was me then truly I am sorry I ruined your match day experience with my sheer audacity! How truly wrong of me it was to think I could go to a football match now that I was feeling somewhat better, and when the unfortunate need to urinate arose, I could walk past ONE PERSON into the stairwell and down to the toilet to relieve myself.

Again if it was me, how utterly inconsiderate of me. I really should think about my actions before I go to the gate because heaven forbid! Just because I don't have the ability to store as much urine of some of the old ******* I was sat around, clearly I'm quite the inconvenience in preventing THOUSANDS of fans from watching what was an otherwise scintillating match last night.  Truly cutting edge football.

 

I might suggest that you're the melt to be honest, if you can't show a degree of empathy for others.

If it was you A) you dress like a **** B) when lots of people around you ask you to sit down after your fifth excursion to the loo during the game, looking around and saying "Urr what?" didn't make you look hard, it made you look an even bigger **** C) I am not a teetotaller but I can hold it in for 45 minutes. That's supposed to be harder as you get older. If you can't stop yerself pissing constantly at 20, I suggest you get some Tenna pads. 

[KeepUpLino]

23 minutes ago, Magger1 said:

What the ****.is a matter with people moaning about a young in having a few pints , this wouldn't have been noticed in terrace days until it was running down back of your leg , this is football not a night at cinema and who knows kid might have a personal problem , pay a bit more attention to voicing support at pitch and we might just pick up 3 points instead of moaning like some tart REMEMBER you were young once !

Thankyou... It was Friday for god sake if a man wants a few beers good for him...

Boring bastards... 

[ZiderEyed]

Corrrr we love a moan don't we. Any opportunity.

[ZiderEyed]

15 minutes ago, 'keepuplino' said:

Thankyou... It was Friday for god sake if a man wants a few beers good for him...

Boring bastards... 

Kinell thought this thread would've been about someone pissing themselves, not having to get up for someone to walk past. We could always provide small bags for people to piss in if people would prefer that?

[1bristolcity]

9 hours ago, Spoons said:

You grumpy gits would give victor meldrew a run for his money!!

seriously having a meltdown about football fan needing a piss after to many beers ???

get a life! 

But they are ST super fans, they own us,

[Major Isewater]

18 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

There are a few blokes in front of me who turn up five mins late and leave five mins early each half. Whats the point!?!

So that you post on OTIB. 

[The_Don]

10 hours ago, Red-Robbo said:

Not said that at all. I like a pint or eight meself.

But at football try not to get so pissed that you have to get up every five ******* minutes.  The match finished 9:30ish.  Still plenty of boozing time left for a canny lad.

You sound rather angry about something very trivial. This happens week in week across the country, thousands of people enjoy a session before the game and after, nothing wrong with it.

I personally have an end of row seat which suits my urination needs perfectly, but I have a bladder like a bin bag so only need one after 4/5 pints 

[Lanterne Rouge]

18 minutes ago, The_Don said:

You sound rather angry about something very trivial. This happens week in week across the country, thousands of people enjoy a session before the game and after, nothing wrong with it.

I personally have an end of row seat which suits my urination needs perfectly, but I have a bladder like a bin bag so only need one after 4/5 pints 

I was so pleased when I managed to nab one of those when the SS opened - they`ll have to prise it from my cold, dead hand now!

No getting up to let people past, just swing your legs out into the aisle and a quick getaway when needed.

[BigTone]

I can hold it in for yonks but once the seal is broken I may as well cut out the middle man and pour the beer straight down the bog.  Isn't that why they make Fosters ?

[Spoons]

3 hours ago, 1bristolcity said:

But they are ST super fans, they own us,

I'm a ST super fan too but I never watch bristol city sober!! 

So need at least two trips to the bog !!

[Phileas Fogg]

What a thread. Yes, it's a bit annoying if people walk past you during the game and yes ideally they'd go at half time or whatever.

Certainly not annoying enough to make a thread on here about it though! It's probably about 5 seconds of minor inconvenience every time they go past you. Just something you have to put up with.

[RedLionLad]

These people who need a pi$$ every 15 mins would never stay dry at Glastonbury.......no matter what the weather was like.

[lenred]

4 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said:

What a thread. Yes, it's a bit annoying if people walk past you during the game and yes ideally they'd go at half time or whatever.

Certainly not annoying enough to make a thread on here about it though! It's probably about 5 seconds of minor inconvenience every time they go past you. Just something you have to put up with.

It's such a funny thing but people do get so arsey about it.  Even when you come in just before the start people are rolling their eyes at you for daring not to be in your seat 10 mins before kick off! 

[Lanterne Rouge]

One bloke that did used to seriously piss me off was a chap in the middle of my row who had a mate on the end of the next block over. He had to go over to see him at least six times during the game for some reason and given one bloke he had to go past was a ninety year old with a walking stick I just thought it was bloody ignorant - he`s moved over to the other block now thankfully.

[The_Don]

29 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I was so pleased when I managed to nab one of those when the SS opened - they`ll have to prise it from my cold, dead hand now!

No getting up to let people past, just swing your legs out into the aisle and a quick getaway when needed.

Exactly, I’ve had the same on in the Dolman for 16 years, no hassle and no hassling others.

[Phileas Fogg]

23 minutes ago, lenred said:

It's such a funny thing but people do get so arsey about it.  Even when you come in just before the start people are rolling their eyes at you for daring not to be in your seat 10 mins before kick off! 

It's just a minor annoyance that is part of attending an event with thousands in attendance.

It was a bit like when I went into the Lansdown toilets shortly before kickoff which smelled absolutely horrendous.. was a bit unpleasant but nothing I can do about it!

[Robbored]

37 minutes ago, BigTone said:

I can hold it in for yonks but once the seal is broken I may as well cut out the middle man and pour the beer straight down the bog.  Isn't that why they make Fosters ?

I'm the same Tone and if I'm on a session once the seal is broken it seems I'm peeing every few mins.

Ive also noticed that after two pints and I take a leak I reckon I pass more than I've taken on board. I've never measured it but it seems like way more.

Always seems odd to me.

 

[BigTone]

14 minutes ago, Robbored said:

I'm the same Tone and if I'm on a session once the seal is broken it seems I'm peeing every few mins.

Ive also noticed that after two pints and I take a leak I reckon I pass more than I've taken on board. I've never measured it but it seems like way more.

Always seems odd to me.

 

I have the same problem. I drink a pint and piddle 2   Is that how they make Fosters ?

[spudski]

This is why we need safe standing in place :-)

Plus...don't drink pints and a coffee....coffee is a diuretic...you won't stop pissing.

[BigTone]

18 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said:

It's just a minor annoyance that is part of attending an event with thousands in attendance.

It was a bit like when I went into the Lansdown toilets shortly before kickoff which smelled absolutely horrendous.. was a bit unpleasant but nothing I can do about it!

Toilets can be a tad shitty at times