Septic Peg Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Joyeux Noel mes amis! @havanatopia is braving the wet today and taking on a run of epic proportions and is currently somewhere in Clevedon, coating his nipples in vaseline. Because of this arduous task, today's thread befalls to me... Reading is a shithole, full of fake Cockneys as it resides just outside of Lannndannn Tannnn. A famous commuter town, it sits proudly on the M4 corridor and the GWR line and can access the Big Smoke in less than 60 minutes by either car or train. Reading is also widely famous for the Reading Festival, an annual weekend of pissed up rockers, performing on stage for the mass of pissed up students/teens/adults that aren't grown up yet. Up to 75,000 people descend on the town during the weekend and largely thanks to its effective positioning for transport links, Reading copes better than it's sister festival, Dirty Leeds. Fun fact: Did you know that Reading is statistically the most economic place to live in Britain? Due to its hotbed of IT firms HQed here, it's financial stability is the best in the entire country. Big names having their UK home here include Microsoft, Cisco, Ericsson and Symantec. Also located in Reading are Wrigley (makers of gum) and PepsiCo (makers of gut rot). The Coca Cola Truck doesn't visit Reading. Reading FC are currently under the guidance of ex Man U star, Jaap Stam and play at the Madejski stadium, the stadium is named after Sir John Madejski, Reading's ex owner and chairman. The Madejski is built on an old waste ground and actually has methane vents installed around it! If/when the Rovers go under thanks to Wael and his alleged accounting difficulties (ie no actual money), we are safe in the knowledge that Reading can become "Gas". Fun fact: Reading are known as 'The Royals' due to their residing in the Royal County of Berkshire. But their previous name was The Biscuitmen, thanks to their association to posh biscuit maker Huntley and Palmers. No I've never heard of them either. So on to today... Jaap won't be happy after we turned over his old club and is probably still smarting over that volley from Aden Flint when we were round their gaff. I'm feeling a 2-2 draw today. Taylor and Bob on the sheet for us. I hope you all have a lovely Christmas and wish you all a prosperous New Year. Come on you Reds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidercity1987 Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 City home win, Cardiff lose to a Fulham team who can turn it on at times, Derby away draw against a resurgent Hull. 2nd by 5pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Joyeux Noel mes amis! @havanatopia is braving the wet today and taking on a run of epic proportions and is currently somewhere in Clevedon, coating his nipples in vaseline. Because of this arduous task, today's thread befalls to me... Reading is a shithole, full of fake Cockneys as it resides just outside of Lannndannn Tannnn. A famous commuter town, it sits proudly on the M4 corridor and the GWR line and can access the Big Smoke in less than 60 minutes by either car or train. Reading is also widely famous for the Reading Festival, an annual weekend of pissed up rockers, performing on stage for the mass of pissed up students/teens/adults that aren't grown up yet. Up to 75,000 people descend on the town during the weekend and largely thanks to its effective positioning for transport links, Reading copes better than it's sister festival, Dirty Leeds. Fun fact: Did you know that Reading is statistically the most economic place to live in Britain? Due to its hotbed of IT firms HQed here, it's financial stability is the best in the entire country. Big names having their UK home here include Microsoft, Cisco, Ericsson and Symantec. Also located in Reading are Wrigley (makers of gum) and PepsiCo (makers of gut rot). The Coca Cola Truck doesn't visit Reading. Reading FC are currently under the guidance of ex Man U star, Jaap Stam and play at the Madejski stadium, the stadium is named after Sir John Madejski, Reading's ex owner and chairman. The Madejski is built on an old waste ground and actually has methane vents installed around it! If/when the Rovers go under thanks to Wael and his alleged accounting difficulties (ie no actual money), we are safe in the knowledge that Reading can become "Gas". Fun fact: Reading are known as 'The Royals' due to their residing in the Royal County of Berkshire. But their previous name was The Biscuitmen, thanks to their association to posh biscuit maker Huntley and Palmers. No I've never heard of them either. So on to today... Jaap won't be happy after we turned over his old club and is probably still smarting over that volley from Aden Flint when we were round their gaff. I'm feeling a 2-2 draw today. Taylor and Bob on the sheet for us. I hope you all have a lovely Christmas and wish you all a prosperous New Year. Come on you Reds... À lovely thread there Peg . I'm just surprised that you don't know Huntley and Palmers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Source: BBC Sport Bristol City haven't lost at home on Boxing Day in any of their past 22 matches (W13 D9) - their last Boxing Day defeat at Ashton Gate came 55 years ago, losing 2-1 to Brighton in 1962 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Septic Peg said: Joyeux Noel mes amis! @havanatopia is braving the wet today and taking on a run of epic proportions and is currently somewhere in Clevedon, coating his nipples in vaseline. Because of this arduous task, today's thread befalls to me... Reading is a shithole, full of fake Cockneys as it resides just outside of Lannndannn Tannnn. A famous commuter town, it sits proudly on the M4 corridor and the GWR line and can access the Big Smoke in less than 60 minutes by either car or train. Reading is also widely famous for the Reading Festival, an annual weekend of pissed up rockers, performing on stage for the mass of pissed up students/teens/adults that aren't grown up yet. Up to 75,000 people descend on the town during the weekend and largely thanks to its effective positioning for transport links, Reading copes better than it's sister festival, Dirty Leeds. Fun fact: Did you know that Reading is statistically the most economic place to live in Britain? Due to its hotbed of IT firms HQed here, it's financial stability is the best in the entire country. Big names having their UK home here include Microsoft, Cisco, Ericsson and Symantec. Also located in Reading are Wrigley (makers of gum) and PepsiCo (makers of gut rot). The Coca Cola Truck doesn't visit Reading. Reading FC are currently under the guidance of ex Man U star, Jaap Stam and play at the Madejski stadium, the stadium is named after Sir John Madejski, Reading's ex owner and chairman. The Madejski is built on an old waste ground and actually has methane vents installed around it! If/when the Rovers go under thanks to Wael and his alleged accounting difficulties (ie no actual money), we are safe in the knowledge that Reading can become "Gas". Fun fact: Reading are known as 'The Royals' due to their residing in the Royal County of Berkshire. But their previous name was The Biscuitmen, thanks to their association to posh biscuit maker Huntley and Palmers. No I've never heard of them either. So on to today... Jaap won't be happy after we turned over his old club and is probably still smarting over that volley from Aden Flint when we were round their gaff. I'm feeling a 2-2 draw today. Taylor and Bob on the sheet for us. I hope you all have a lovely Christmas and wish you all a prosperous New Year. Come on you Reds... Condensed Version Reading: Havana's got greasy nipples City 2-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 36 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Source: BBC Sport Bristol City haven't lost at home on Boxing Day in any of their past 22 matches (W13 D9) - their last Boxing Day defeat at Ashton Gate came 55 years ago, losing 2-1 to Brighton in 1962 Well that's us jinxed then! Away win all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: À lovely thread there Peg . I'm just surprised that you don't know Huntley and Palmers . That's what constituted posh biscuits, once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 City to win 2-0. Flint and Reid with the goals. Come on you redssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinapig Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said: That's what constituted posh biscuits, once. What do you mean, once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 43 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Source: BBC Sport Bristol City haven't lost at home on Boxing Day in any of their past 22 matches (W13 D9) - their last Boxing Day defeat at Ashton Gate came 55 years ago, losing 2-1 to Brighton in 1962 6 minutes ago, CyderInACan said: Well that's us jinxed then! Away win all the way. Yeah cheers bud, this will bite us on the arse now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted December 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: À lovely thread there Peg . I'm just surprised that you don't know Huntley and Palmers . Nope. If they ain't available in Tescos or Sainsbury's and are only available in Waitrose, they are posh. These aren't even available in Waitrose. Online only apparently. And they do Tango Jaffa Cakes. WTAF???? Elite Tory company it must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samo II Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Really hope the team is set up for (and just really up for) a win today. As mentioned above; could put real pressure on the top two with three points today, and with Wolves next up (which will be a very tough game) it would be nice to be able to head into that match and be happy with a home point. Fingers-crossed those who sat out most of Sat like Mags, Paterson et al are a bit rested and ready to go. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: À lovely thread there Peg . I'm just surprised that you don't know Huntley and Palmers . It's about time you finished them off Major, reckon they must be nearing their use by date. Go on Major, it's Christmas, spoil yerself, make a nice cuppa and get dunking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Not even left home yet, struggling to get excited for this game after the total high of the United game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Wolves one down at Millwall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 29 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Nope. If they ain't available in Tescos or Sainsbury's and are only available in Waitrose, they are posh. These aren't even available in Waitrose. Online only apparently. And they do Tango Jaffa Cakes. WTAF???? Elite Tory company it must be. The Empire's gone to pieces . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmerred Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Wolves one down at Millwall Just think, if that stays the same and we beat Reading, a win against Wolves on Saturday would see us get within 4pts of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan djurichimovic Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Just seen the reading team bus down the road next to irby road would have thought they would be there already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmerred Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Milan djurichimovic said: Just seen the reading team bus down the road next to irby road would have thought they would be there already? Maybe they are and the driver has just gone to fuel up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: It's about time you finished them off Major, reckon they must be nearing their use by date. Go on Major, it's Christmas, spoil yerself, make a nice cuppa and get dunking! If they're going out of date, maybe a swift call to the sags and they'll take them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milan djurichimovic Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 I let them past me and the front two rows had people that's on there and I purposely didn't let them past me and he the driver didn't look happy but could be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Reading there for the taking today. This could be an absolute rout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Pack and Magnússon in for Leko and Kelly, Paterson on the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin101 Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rednwhiterob said: Reading there for the taking today. This could be an absolute rout. Come on, it’s never that easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shtanley Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Taylor getting a 2nd consecutive start. Perhaps with Paterson not fully fit we'll see MT establish himself as Reid's main partner when we're not playing 1 upfront until Fam is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 #BristolCity v Reading: Fielding, Wright, Flint, Baker, Magnússon, Brownhill, Pack, Smith, Bryan, Reid, Taylor. Subs: Steele, Kelly, Vyner, Leko, Paterson, Eliasson, Woodrow. #BRCvREA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin101 Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 38 minutes ago, palmerred said: Just think, if that stays the same and we beat Reading, a win against Wolves on Saturday would see us get within 4pts of them. Or they could be 16 points clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Robin101 said: Come on, it’s never that easy. We'll see I guess. 5 -1is my punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old_eastender Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Slippin cider said: #BristolCity v Reading: Fielding, Wright, Flint, Baker, Magnússon, Brownhill, Pack, Smith, Bryan, Reid, Taylor. Subs: Steele, Kelly, Vyner, Leko, Paterson, Eliasson, Woodrow. #BRCvREA If starting eleven all 100% fit, fancy us to win this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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